Brain Damage

Real Steel

2011-10-20T14:58:00.004+08:00

IMDb rating: 7.6/10

Brekpit rating: 9.5/10

Damn i remembered the last time i updated this blog Elvis was still rubberneckin'ly alive, LOL.. Well this one movie encourage me to use my not-so-many times writing review cause its freaking worth it..

Its a story based on the future where robot-boxing is a popular people stop going to the strip club, i guessed, haha.. From the director Shawn Levy who directed Date Night and Night at the Museum (I wonder why his past film ain't that goooood) and lead by the Aussie-born actor everyone in this whole world should have known by now cause he's so cool, Hugh Jackman who played as Charlie Kenton, a robot promoter who's kinda obsess with robot boxing he abandoned his 11 year old son Max Kenton (Dakota Goyo) until the day the mother died.

From then, they both and together with a robot arisen from a metal graveyard, Atom ride together into the sunset till the end of their journey.. Well it's actually quoted from the movie, ngee.. Plus a girl Charlie grown old together with who is also a robot engineer (I guessed) named Bailey Tallet (Evangeline Lily; Lost).

(Noisy Boy versus Midas)

What I like about this movie instead of the cool robot fighting robot, it's kinda logic and can be accepted to my mind of what future may hold to us human. Plus the ending was superb I gave 10 stars just for the part. This is the kind of movie you would never want to miss watching, I promise, it will give you goosebump all the wayy~~

Hugh Jackman rocks!

Thor, Fast Five & Kongsi

2011-05-17T17:11:00.007+08:00

Huarghhh, ngantok plak petang2 cuti umum sempena Hari Wesak ini.. Pasti ramai rakyat2 Malaysia berbangsa Hindu di Batu Caves skrg ngah main cucuk2 pipi, mulut, telinga, hidung dan juga skrotum dengan batang besi dsb.. Lame sangat dah rasenye since aku last bersunat.. Ok here's the list of movies for this past month i failed to update..

Thor

IMDb rating: 7.5

Brekpit rating: 7.6

Kisah tentang dewa kilat Thor (Chris Hemsworth: Star Trek, A Perfect Gateway) yang dibuang daerah dari Asgard oleh bapaknya kerana sikapnya yang terlalu bangga diri dan berkeyakinan terlampau.. Setelah dibuang ke bumi Thor berjumpa dengan awek bumi Jane Foster (Natalie Portman: Black Swan) lalu berlaku perubahan sikap yang ketara.. Simple aite?

Bagi aku cerita ini agak straight forward, tapi babak2 bergoncas dengan kuasa super power tetap berjaya membuatkan para penonton kagum ditambah pula dengan kehadiran Natalie Portman yang kiut miut.. babak peberet ialah babak berlawan dengan robot besar penjaga harta karun tetap Asgard.. Awesome meh! yang xleh blah pulak baru knal awek bumi 2,3 hari dah bleh brubah ati, jodoh maybe?

Fast Five

IMDb rating: 7.7

Brekpit rating: 8.0

Sambungan dari filem terdahulu Fast and Furious, terbukti Hollywood sudah semakin ketandusan idea untuk idea2 baru filem, ish4.. Seriously, skrg kebanyakan cerita Hollywood samada remake kpd cite2 lame, sambungan cite2 yg sudah sedia ada, adaptasi komik atau novel, serously.. ok berbalik.. Kisah tentang Dom Toretto (Vin Diesel: xXx, Chronicles of Riddick) dan bekas polis Brian O'Connor (Paul Walker: Into the Blue, Takers) sekali lagi berada pada pihak yang salah di sisi undang2, kali ini berdepan diantara 2, tokey dadah paling berkuasa di Rio Di Jeneiro dan pihak2 polis elit diketuai ejen MLM Luke Hobbs (Dwayne Johnson: Faster, The Rundown)..

Bagi aku sekuel ke 5 Fast and Furious ni masih lg menten cool, sangat2 puas hati untuk ditonton oleh semua lapisan masyarakat termasuk golongan babun buntut merah.. walaupun beberapa adegan terlebih mengarut spt babak 2 bijik kerete menarik peti besi besar gedabak sekitar bandaraya di brazil tersebut.. Cuma skrg babak2 lumba kereta kurang sedikit, tp bilangan kereta2 awesome dlm cerita tetap menten; Dodge Charger, Chevrolet Corvette, Porsche GT3, last2 tu ade Nissan Skyline GT-R ngan Dodge Challenger sbijik.. fuhyooo..

Kongsi

IMDb rating: n/a

Brekpit rating: 2.2

Wah, xpnah2 aku nk review cite melayu.. Kisah arahan Farid Kamil terbitan David Teo tentang Tumulak (Shaheizy Sam: Adnan Sempit, Niyang Rapik) dari Thailand pergi ke Kuala Lumpur atas arahan boss die tah ape name aku x igt bertujuan membunuh ahli2 kongsi gelap di Kuala Lumpur atas ketiadaan motif.. Sesaje nk bunuh agaknye.. Dalam proses nk bunuh2 tu cam biase la ade penglibatan anggota polis name pe tah lakonan Fizo Omar dan polis awek lakonan Yana Shamsudin..

Bagi aku, mintak maap ler, cite ni is wayyyyyyy below standard even utk cite2 Malaysia.. Hikayat Merong Mahawangsa really2 put the bar so high membuatkan cite ni nmpk cam cite murahan je, dengan cinematography yang tah pape.. Jalan cite haruslah zero, dengan plot cite yang mcm terputus2, membuatkan terdetik kembali di lubuk hati aku why i shouldn't watch Malay movies at the cinema.. totally waste of time and money.. I like Sam, tp again sorry, lakonan Sam kali ni agak kaku dengan lorat kelantan-siam (ade ke siam?) yang dibuat2.. tp bab2 lawak ok la, mampu membuatkan aku gelak juga.. hee..

But what the hell, sehingga artikel ni abis ditulis (selase hingga khamis), cite ni dah berjaya mengutip RM6.3 juta di pawagam Malaysia dalam masa 6 hari sahaja, haha, what the what??ujar aku dalam hati kecilku.. x mengejutkan, sbb cite ni mmg advertise gile2 punya, kompem ramai yang simpan hajat nk tgk, tp bila dah tgk, maybe ade sorg due je yang sanggup masuk panggung lagi skali nk tgk buat kali ke-2.. Hope gile2 cite Malaysia pasni tidak lagi mengecewakan cam cite ni..

Be right back with Pirate! chiaw~~

Sucker Punch

2011-03-28T12:23:00.007+08:00

IMDb rating: 6.8/10

Brekpit rating: 8.5/10

Akhirnya filem yang dinanti2 oleh setiap manusia, cengkerik, lelabi langit dan jebauk telah tiba! Sucker Punch, filem aksi + fantasi + thriller = gile bangang arahan Zack Snyder (300, Watchmen) mengisarkan (selain kisar bawang putih dan cabai goreng) tentang seorang budak pompuan muda, Babydoll (Emily Browning) yang dicampak oleh ayah tirinya yang abusive ke rumah pesakit mental di mana dia akan menjalani sodomi, eh, lobotomy dalam mase 5 hari dan akhirnya akan dijual kepada puak2 roller blade, eh? high roller..

Berbekalkan jurang masa antara fantasi dan realiti si Babydoll, die bersama 4 lagi rakan; Sweet Pea (Abbie Cornish), Rocket (Jena Malone), Blondie (Venessa Hudgens) dan Amber (Jamie Chung) dan Kak Limah, eh? dalam misi untuk melepaskan diri dari rumah sakit tersebut di mana mereka dikehendaki mencari dan mendapatkan 5 barangan penting untuk tujuan tersebut juga.. Antara barang2 yang perlu mereka miliki termasuklah set televisyen Somy, 2 sisir sikat kutu, 16 guni dedak ayam daging, 17 kampit baja organik najis mutahaha, 6 pasang selipar jepun rembat surau, tumit berudu dan 78 ekor semut hitam putih masam manis.. Ok tipu, xnak spoil kat sni, sile tgk sniri untuk mengetahui..

Bagi aku, antara yang mantap lam cite ni of course la x lain x bukan the hot girls, hngghh, and of course jgk the vision yang digambarkan oleh Zack Snyder, iaitu alam fantasi yang dialami oleh si Babydoll.. Zack yang memang dikenali dengan trademark beliau iaitu teknik slowwwwwwww-moooowww (sile bace dgn slow) dimana ia dipraktikkan dgn sgt mantap dlm cerita ini, lagi mantap dari teknik helicopter atau missionary atau rebonding.. Aksi2 berlawan dgn geng2 jahat termasuklah 3 ekor samurai gergasi, askar2 zombie, naga, robot dan kambing bebiri (tipu) pasti membuatkan para penonton tergamam malah mungkin juga terlompat2 di kerusi sendiri sambil melibas penonton di hadapan dengan kaki..

The kureng dalam cite ni of course la, another typical Zack Snyder movie, perkembangan watak yang agak kurang, jalan cerita yang linear dan kurang pengajaran dan moral.. Tidak hairanlah jika IDMb cuma meletakkan rate 6.8 kepada cerita yang sgt awesome ini.. Untuk aku yang mmg meminati filem2 aksi, who the fart cares about those things? As long as filem ini berjaya untuk membuatkan aku nganga selama 2 jam tanpa henti, this film is consider freaking awesome!! So semua orang di luar sana, wajib tonton!! Jika tidak, pasti menyesal spt Shin Chan lalu duduk di bucu dinding sambil2 pasang lagu haruuuu.. Sekiam..

Scam Company: Bonanza Marketing Sdn. Bhd.

2011-03-21T15:30:00.004+08:00

Warning: entry super duper panjang..

Last weekend aku ngan family ade kat area Kuala Lumpur sempena majlis nikah kazen aku sorang.. Sebelum masing2 pulang ke tempat masing2; aku ke Penang, Yo ke Balakong, Umi, adik dan Ain ke Terengganu, kiteorang singgah jap kat Carrefour Kepong, Umi nak carik barang2, aku plak nak merase pizza baru dari Pizza Hut --> Big Shot Prawn Pizza! Nampak kat iklan cam best bangat, baru tengok je dah terkeluar air mazi.. dem!

Nak dijadikan cerita aku drive dari umah Ma accompanied by adik aku.. Sampai2 kat Carrefour Kepong terus cari parking.. Baru je masuk parking enjin kerete x mampos lagi datang la due org budak cine kat tepi kereta.. Aku kuar2 kereta die cakap arini ade contest cam lucky draw la sempena mega sales kat Jusco, Sogo dan SK, klu lucky bleh dapat boucer sampai 300 ringgit katenye, tapi klu xde luck just dpt 'Thank You' jela.. Sorang g kat adik aku, sorang lagi g kat aku.. So aku pk, 'why not layan jela makhluk 2 org ni, bukan kne bayar pon kan', so aku pon koyak2 la menatang kupon tu cam koyak slip gaji xpon slip keputusan exam kite tu.. Bukak2 menatang tu, tgk2 die tulis 'Special Gift'.. Wadefak?

Pastu budak cina yang kat aku ni wat2 cam terkejut, wat2 cam die xtahu menatang ape yang aku dpt tu.. die pon panggil la member die yang kat adik aku tu, btw adik aku bukak2 kupon die tu dpt 'Thank You' je.. So member die ni dtg kat aku, tgk kupon aku tu, wat muke lagi terkejut, klu ade rate aku bagi rate muke terkejut die full 10! Die ckp aku bukan setakat boucer 300, dpt 2000 punya! Muke die mmg eksaited tahap bangang la, aku xdak la eksaited pon, sbb lam kepale ni mmg dah set kemungkinan budak 2 ekor ni ejen penipuan adelah 90%.. Die ckp lagi aku kene pegi kat office depan tu je mintak cop baru la bleh claim boucer tu.. Pastu guess what? Budak cine yang sorg tu yang nmpk lg pandai dari yang sorg lagi tu tetibe ckp 'eh abg, kejap2!'..

Budak cina tu tepuk dahi die, mate bulat sebulat2nya, rate muke terkejut die naik 20/10, bangsat, lebih pd maksimum dah tu.. die terus salam2 ng aku, dgn nada terkejut die ckp aku bkn stkt dpt boucer 2000, aku dpt boucer special gift gile babas dgn adiah maksimum kereta sbijik.. yang lain2 termasuk lcd tv, alat2 dapur dan mcm2 lagi la yang exceed 10k.. eh lahanat, aku pk sejak ble plak luck aku bleh jd sebegini good, sebelum ni main tikam2 mase kecik2 pon asek dpt kacang je, haha.. Tapi syarat nak dpt kereta tu die ckp aku kne bayar kos penghantaran, pengiklanan, tax dan sebagainya lam rm2k.. babi tibe kne bayar plak.. maybe die nk make sure aku ade duit skit kot sblm bleh tipu aku, die ty aku ade x rm2k lam bank, aku ckp ade, padahal lam bank aku ade lam rm300++ je, bwahaha.. pastu die ty jgk umo aku brape.. So die suh aku pegi kat office depa kat sni je, nk mintak cop apekejadah ntah so aku bleh claim adiah tu.. And depa nk tumpang kereta aku, eh wadefak?

And guess what, aku setuju nk ikut depa g office depa, ahaha, maybe sbb sikap2 baik ati pada diri aku dan dgn rate trust aku naik 10% (bangsat), ntah knape aku setuju nk ikut lahabau 2 ekor tu.. Ha sebelum tu aku ckp kat mamat 2 ekor tu aku x caye sume2 ni, and die end up bagi ic dieorg kat aku, fuh, mau x naik trust ckit.. so aku pk2, hurm, xpela pegi dulu tgk macamane kan.. So sblm g aku drop dulu adik aku kat Carrefour tu, suh die p cari umi aku kat Pizza Hut, at least klu jd pape yang x diingini bia la jadi kat aku je.. So depa pon bwk la aku g kat office depa tu.. Otw lam kete tu depa duk ty aku penah x dgr psl contest depa ni kat ntv7.. Aku ckp la x pna langsung.. Aku ty la syarikat apekejadah depa ni, depa ckp Bonanza Marketing Sdn. Bhd.. Siap ckp lagi nnt dah dpt adiah blanja depa makan la, nk angpau la..

Lam 2,3 minit smpai la kat opis depa.. tingkat due kat deretan2 kedai luar Carrefour tu.. ckp name syarikat Bonanza, tgk2 signboard kat atas agensi pelancongan wadefak apekajadah ntah.. Hurm, aku dah mule ragu2.. Sebelum nek tu budak tu pesan nnt kat ofis xleh agkt telefon, nnt ganggu sistem jadah ntah kat opis depa tu sbb kat situ simpan duit byk.. yela sgt kan.. mase naik tu jgk die tunjuk la ade cctv, so x mungkin la depa tipu.. Sampai kat opis tu, tgk2 ade sorg lg mamat chinese lam tu.. Opis kecik mcm lahanat ckp ade simpan duit byk.. Hurm, keraguan mula meningkat, tp xpe, layan je dulu..

Masuk2 opis bebudak 2 ekor tu suh aku masuk 1 bilik ni, ade la 2,3 bilik lam tu yang cam lebih kurang same jek, maybe tempat depa negotiate ng 'customer2' depa la kan.. Lam bilik tu depa pon tunjuk la 1 file lam tu, penuh ng gambar2 pemenang2 dulu, keratan2 surat khabar.. siap ade gambar polis menang lg, nk ckp la klu tipu pon xkan la brani nk tipu polis kan.. Yang peliknya keratan2 surat khabar tu cam dah lame gile, gmba pon cam buruk2 sumenye.. Pastu plak depa bg aku kertas selai suh tulis perasaan aku, eh celake, suh tulis karangan pulakk.. aku pon ntah kenapa bengap pulak arini pon tulis la karangan sedikit kat kertas tu, haha.. bangang plak rs diri ini bile pk2 balik.. pastu die ckp klu karangan aku tu hebat HQ depa akan pilih untuk masuk paper esk, skali ng gambar2 aku dah dpt adiah nnt.. wah, impressive..

Pastu tetibe masuk la bos depa, another chinese, bawak kertas selai pastu explen la kat aku ape adiah2 yang aku bleh dapat.. die ckp aku lucky gile, sbb adiah paling kecik bleh dpt berjumlah RM14k, paling grand bleh dpt Honda Accord baru yang rege rm18X++, budak2 2 ekor tu dah eksaited cam lahanat dah, pelik plak aku depa plak yang eksaited tlebih.. siap ckp klu dpt kete suh blanja kfc la, pizza la.. Tapi, haaa, ade tapi plak, bos die sambung explain, klu dapat ape2 adiah dari list tu aku kene bayar rm6200 untuk kos pengiklanan, penghantaran dan jadah ape ntah lagi, pastu die try la convince aku lg ape la sgt rm6200 tu kan compare ng kalau dpt Honda Accord.. And then die mintak ic aku, eh, aku ckp nak ic btpe? die ckp nak masuk data2 aku lam komputer HQ so lepas ni aku xleh dpt lagi la bende2 sume tu..

And then boss die klua sat ng ic aku.. Mase tu bebudak monyet 2 ekor tu duk sembang la ng aku, ckp aku ade pakai jampi2 ke ape, sblm ni ramai dah yang try tp asyik dpt 'Thank You' ye.. aku gelak2 jela kan.. Mase tu umi aku ng ain duk telepon byk2 kali dah, umi aku duk riso takut aku kne tipu, abes sume org die marah kat pizza tu, haha.. and aku ignore je yang depa pesan td, aku agkt je telepon, lantak la depa kan.. pastu tetibe budak cine yang sekor tu ckp kat aku, aku nk tgk dulu x adiah ape yang aku dpt, tp suh aku syp2, jgn bg boss die tau la, kekonon la kan.. pastu aku ckp la xpe la, jap lg la tgk.. tapi die bdegil jgk, die ckp die x saba nk tahu.. eh lahanat, ko plak yang x saba nk tahu.. so aku layankan jela, die pon kua la sat p amik alat pe tah nak bace label kat kupon yang aku dpt tu.. so die pon amik dan bace la, duk pusing2 alat tu, alih2 kua no 17.. die pon ckp jap die p amik senarai adiah..

and pastu budak tu masuk, kali ni muke tkejut die naik 30/10, mmg bangsat, kalah dah mana2 pelakon hollywood.. die skali lagi salam2 ng aku dgn nada tkejut gle babi kali ni, die ckp aku dpt Honda Accord! aku pon pk sniri, cmon la, so good to be true la this thing, haha, cam lawak je.. mase tu aku nmpk budak chinese lg sorg yang duk dpn aku tu muke tkejut jgk, mate luas, mulut ngange, smpai kua air mate siap.. konon2 x caye la aku dpt sume tu.. Mmg lakonan tahap firaun wa ckp lu.. and then budak tu keluar lagi, kali ni die wat masuk form, die ckp aku kene sediakan la rm6200 tu, siap suh tulis each no siri duit kat borang tu, tapi xpayah bayar la selagi x dpt adiah tu.. Hurm, aku bertambah2 musykil la, lagipon aku mane la ade duit sbyk tu, haha.. So aku ty la soalan macam2, bile adiah nk sampai, kenapa aku kne g amik duit dulu, klu dpt adiah lain still lg kne bayar 6200 ke, ic aku tu nk buat ape, dan mcm2 lagi la.. And mase tu aku nmpk budak tu dah kalut jawab belit2 cam lahanat..

Pastu last skali aku mintak balik ic aku, aku ckp aku nk blah bincang2 ng famili aku.. die x bagi, die ckp suh p amik duit dulu jgk, eh apehal kan.. mase tu aku mmg dah syak something wrong py la.. die ckp klu aku xnak, bagi die jela kereta tu, try nak convince kan aku lagi la konon kan.. pastu aku ckp aku xnak la kereta tu, die bleh amik dan aku mintak balik ic aku.. and aku tgk budak tu x epi pon even die dh dpt Honda Accord yang die duk eksaited pade aku tadi.. eh mane pegi lakonan sume2 tu td? and otw nak blah tu jgk aku nmpk 'bos' die tadi nga duduk kat cubicle die kat depan pintu masuk tgh main Spider Solitaire.. eh bangsat, kate td tgh masukkan data2 aku tuk HQ.. Aku pon turun pada opis tu, dan terus blah pegi carrefour balik.. sedar2 dekat sejam aku duk membazir mase layan jahanam2 sume tu, haha..

And smpai2 carrefour aku terus cite kat sume, pastu dah balik penang aku terus google pasal ni.. N as expected dah ramai yang kne scammed cam aku hampir2 kene ni.. And klu nk tahu kesudahan cane klu kite bayar duit yang depa mintak tu, sile2 klik kat sini, aku x larat dah nak tulis, cari kat komen2 tu, yang x tahannye, modus operandi syarikat yang macam2 nama ni lebey kurang serupa je ng pe yg aku alami, ahaha.. So beware ok u guys out there, fucking shit people are everywhere..

p/s: aku ade problem ng layan2 org tlebey2 ni, sampai carrefour tu aku kesian kat pakcik jual mesin urut ni duk panggil2 and aku end up duk main mesin mengurut tu dkt 5 minit sambil2 dgr die membebel.. wadefak?

Internet Abbreviation

2011-03-16T13:10:00.005+08:00

On the internet there are always 'shortcut' in most of every regular words use so that people will save 1 damn precious second writing them every alphabets.. Once in a while we will see the popular 'shortcut' such as LOL, LMAO, ROFL, ASAP.. But does everyone know the meaning of each and every abbreviation they used? Well some of them dumbasses don't, such as this people:

"My grandfather died yesterday, it was very2 sad, lol"

"Oh God have u all heard Japan was hit by tsunami?? God gracious, lmao!!"

"Fuck my tummy hurt so bad lol!!"

If you're all of these above people, take a sec and study this things I got.. Surely it will worth every reading that it will prevented you from looking like a total douche..

AFAIK =» As Far As I Know
AFK =» Away From Keyboard
ASAP =» As Soon As Possible
BAS =» Big A$ Smile
BBL =» Be Back Later
BBN =» Bye Bye Now
BBS =» Be Back Soon
BEG =» Big Evil Grin
BF =» Boyfriend
BIBO =» Beer In, Beer Out
BRB =» Be Right Back
BTW =» By The Way
BWL =» Bursting With Laughter
C&G =» Chuckle and Grin
CICO =» Coffee In, Coffee Out
CID =» Crying In Disgrace
CNP =» Continued (in my) Next Post
CP =» Chat Post(a chat message)
CRBT =» Crying Real Big Tears
CSG =» Chuckle Snicker Grin
CYA =» See You (Seeya)
CYAL8R =» See You Later (Seeyalata)
DLTBBB =» Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
EG =» Evil Grin
EMSG =» Email Message
FC =» Fingers Crossed
FTBOMH =» From The Bottom Of My Heart
FYI =» For Your Information
FWIW =» For What It's Worth
GAL =» Get A Life
GF =» Girlfriend
GFN =» Gone For Now
GMBA =» Giggling My Butt Off
GMTA =» Great Minds Think Alike
GTSY =» Glad To See You
H&K =» Hug and Kiss
HABU =» Have A Better 'Un
HAGN =» Have A Good Night
HAGU =» Have A Good 'Un
HHIS =» Hanging Head in Shame
HUB =» Head Up Butt
IAE =» In Any Event
IC =» I See
IGP =» I Gotta Pee
IMNSHO =» In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO =» In My Opinion
IMCO =» In My Considered Opinion
IMHO =» In My Humble Opinion
IOW =» In Other Words
IRL =» In Real Life
IWALU =» I Will Always Love You
JMO =» Just My Opinion
JTLYK =» Just To Let You Know
KIT =» Keep In Touch
KOC =» Kiss On Cheek
KOL =» Kiss On Lips
L8R =» Later
L8R G8R =» Later 'Gater
LHM =» Lord Help Me
LHO =» Laughing Head Off
LHU =» Lord Help Us
LMAO =» Laughing My A$ Off
LMSO =» Laughing My Socks Off
LOL =» Laugh Out Loud
LSHMBB =» Laughing So Hard My Belly is Bouncing
LSHMBH =» Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
LSHTTARDML =» Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
LTNS =» Long Time No See
LTS =» Laughing To Self
LUWAMH =» Love You With All My Heart
LY =» Love Ya
MTF =» More To Follow
NRN =» No Reply Necessary
NADT =» Not A Darn Thing
OIC =» Oh, I See
OL =» Old Lady (significant other)
OM =» Old Man (significant other)
OTOH =» On The Other Hand
OTTOMH =» Off The Top of My Head
PDS =» Please Don't Shoot
PITA =» Pain In The A$
PM =» Private Message
PMFJI =» Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMP =» Peed My Pants
POAHF =» Put On A Happy Face
QSL =» Reply
QSO =» Conversation
QT =» Cutie
ROFL =» Rolling On Floor Laughing
ROFLAPMP =» ROFL And Peeing My Pants
ROFLMAO =» ROFL My A$ Off
ROFLMAOAY =» ROFLMAO At You
ROFLMAOWTIME =» ROFLMAO With Tears In My Eyes
ROFLUTSROFL =» Unable to Speak
RTFM =» Read The F****** Manual!
SETE =» Smiling Ear To Ear
SHID =» Slaps Head In Disgust
SNERT =» Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
SO =» Significant Other
SOT =» Short Of Time
SOTMG =» Short Of Time Must Go
SWAK =» Sealed With A Kiss
SWAS =» Scientific Wild A$ Guess
SWL =» Screaming with Laughter
SYS =» See You Soon
TA =» Thanks Again
TGIF =» Thank God It's Friday
TCOY =» Take Care Of Yourself
TILII =» Tell It Like It Is
TNT =» Till Next Time
TOY =» Thinking Of You
TTFN =» Ta Ta For Now
TTYL =» Talk To You Later
WAS =» Wild A$$ Guess
WB =» Welcome Back
WTH =» What/Who The Heck (or sub an 'F' for the 'H')
YBS =» You'll Be Sorry
YG =» Young Gentleman
YL =» Young Lady
YM =» Young Man

Now go and brag what you got somewhere ASAP, surely you're cooler than before! TTFN!

Naruto Bersyukur

2011-03-15T12:56:00.004+08:00

This is not a parody, this is fukkin real shit stuff.

Brekpit rating (tanpa menonton): -18921391891212/10

Anda peminat setia Naruto? Jangan lupa untuk menonton filem Indonesia arahan Marsha Timothy ini, pasti menyesal di saat pertama!

Sinopsis: Filem berkisah tentang seorang bapak yang ingin mengadakan kenduri kesyukuran untuk anaknya tetapi tidak mempunyai alasan yang kukuh SEHINGGALAH dia mendapati anaknya telah berjaya menamatkan game Naruto..

Hebat! Pasti tonton!

Idola Amerika Musim Sepuluh

2011-03-08T12:54:00.008+08:00

Aku minat bebeno tgk American Idol, time2 kecik2 x sunat lg baru nk merangkak mencarut x pandai lg aku dah tgk dah American Idol.. Ok tipu.. Aku dah lame dengar pasal American Idol, tapi start tgk time season 4, time Carrie Underwood jadi juare.. Season 5 aku still tgk lg, mamat tue Taylor Hicks jd juare.. Season 6, 7, 8, aku miss sebab time tu kat U, of cos la sbb bz ngat blaja (bwahaha!) dan xdak tempat nk tgk, ade astro kat kafe pon asek2 tayang cite tamil.. Season 9 time menganggur aku kembali tgk, mamat Lee Dewyze juare dan sehinggalah sekarang, season 10..

American Idol tak dinafikan merupakan rancangan realiti tv yang paling glemer kat planet bumi selepas Akademi Fantasial (erk??!).. Nape? Sebab pengisian lam American Idol ni sgt2 menarik, xde adegan nk ckp ngan kamera yang ade name, adegan jatuh cinta ng kamera, adegan makan pagi, tengahari, petang, malam, mandi junub, istinjak, bermain sepak raga, pumping tiger dan sewaktu dengannya.. It's all about singing competition, why the hell people want to put all those shitty unneeded stuff into a singing competition? No one knows..

Kat bawah ni gambar all the top 13 singers untuk season 10.. Tak dinafikan, season ni bakat masing2 lebih menyerlah dari season2 yang sebelumnya.. Aku igt nak cerita skit tuk every contestant tapi malas la pulakkk.. so gambar saje sudaa.. Aku susun dari atas yang paling aku suke kpd paling aku x suke..

James Durbin

Lauren Alaina

Paul McDonald

Pia Toscano

Casey Abrams

Thia Megia

Scotty McCreery

Haley Reinhart

Jacob Lusk

Karen Rodriguez

Stefano Langone

Ashley Jones

Naima Adedapo

Btw pengundi2 Amerika bukan macam pengundi2 kat Mesia.. Setakat ni semua bekas2 juare American Idol even semua calon2 akhir American Idol dibuktikan berkebolehan menyanyi dengan bakat yang awesome lagi semulajadi.. Bukti org Amerika pandai mengundi, x cam org Mesia, mamat haramjadah nyanyi x sdap pon bleh jd juare, last2 memalukan diri sniri, chaitt..

Hope the best of 'em win.. Pis..

Diari Suami & Isteri

2011-03-07T14:47:00.008+08:00

DIARI ISTERI

Malam Minggu - Dia berkelakuan aneh. Sebelumnya kami berjanji bertemu di Cafe. Aku shopping seharian dengan kawan-kawan, mungkin dia kesal karena aku agak lewat sampai di Cafe, dia tak bercakap..

Dia tak bercakap langsung, jadi aku ajak dia pergi ke tempat yang agak sunyi supaya kami dapat berbincang, dia setuju tapi tetap diam membisu. Aku tanya apa yang salah, dia jawab, "Tak ada"..

Aku tanyakan apakah kesalahan ku yang membuatnya kesal? Dia kata hal ini tak ada kaitannya dengan ku dan minta aku tak usah sibuk..

Dalam perjalanan pulang, ku katakan aku mencintainya, dia cuma tersenyum tipis dan tetap membisu. Aku tak dapat menjelaskan perangainya petang itu. Aku tak habis-habis berfikir kenapa dia tak menjawab, "Aku cinta kamu juga"..

Sesampainya dirumah, aku merasa kehilangan dia, dan seolah-olah dia tak menghendaki ku lagi. Dia hanya duduk dan nonton depan TV.. dia melihat jauh dan menghilang..

Akhirnya aku putuskan untuk tidur. Lebih kurang 10 minit kemudian, dia masuk ke kamar. Aku tak tahan lagi, ku putuskan untuk menghadapinya dan menanyakan soal sebenarnya, tapi dia langsung tertidur. Aku mulai menangis sampai tertidur. Aku tak tahu apa yang harus ku lakukan..

Hidupku terasa bergoncang.....

DIARI SUAMI

Hari ini Man U kalah lagi. Shelakeeee!!

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Nani Are You OK?

So, Nani Are You OK?

Are You OK Nani?

You've Been Hit By,

You've Been Struck By............

A Smooth Carragher

Pokok Petai Menangis?

2011-03-04T09:58:00.007+08:00

Baru2 ni kecoh sat kat bumi Mesia ade pokok petai menangis kat Kepala Batas, Pulau Pinang.. What the what??! Ekspresi pertama penulis.. Nape nangis? Putus cinta ke? Habuk masuk lam mate ke? Baru lepas kupas bawang ke? Pelbagai persoalan haramjadah terbit dari benak fikiran penulis yang juga merupakan pelakon Hollywood.. Disebabkan penyakit keraguan yang mendadak, penulis beserta pemandu peribadi merangkap housemate bercadang untuk melawat tempat kejadian untuk mendapat lebih info berkenaan fenomena tersebut.. Ayuh kite terjah!

Setibanya penulis di Kampung Lembah Raja, Pinang Tunggal, Kepala Batas, orang ramai telahpun memenuhi tempat kejadian hampir setiap sudut tidak kire sudut capah mahupun sudut tirus.. Malah ade beberapa orang sedang mengambil tendangan sudut di sudut tepi padang yang terletak di sudut 190 darjah kawasan itu.. Di satu sudut pula kelihatan seorang budak tak berapa nak siuman sedang mengorek hidung menggunakan sudu.. Di sudut lain pula, kelihatan gerai2 menjual pelbagai jenis barangan termasuk makanan, pakaian dan cenderahati.. Wow, ade sarkis ke? Penulis ketawa kecil di dalam hati sambil melepaskan angin sepoi2 bahase..

Ok enough pasal sudut.. Tanpa membuang masa lagi, penulis segera untuk melihat pokok petai yang diwar-warkan menangis itu.. Kelihatan segerombolan manusia sedang mendongak ke langit dengan mulut ternganga luas.. Ikuti perbualan penulis dengan beberapa orang saksi kejadian..

Penulis: berape lame dah jadi ni pakcik?

Pakcik Saad (pemandu pelancong): lama dah, seingat pakcik sejak pakcik tadika lagi, haha, lawak x pakcik? Xdela, dah dekat seminggu dah jadi cani haa..

Penulis: haha, lawak jugak la, senak abes kpale lutut saye duk gelak.. Emm, sebab ape jadi cani ek pakcik?

Pakcik Saad: pakcik pon xtaw la, tapi dengaq2 la, pokok petai ni nangeh sebab ada orang nk tebang dia, tu dia sedih sangat tu.. Pakcik pon bla dengaq cerita, ngan pakcik2 pon sedey tahu, 2,3 malam dah pakcik xleh tidoq duk nangeh ja tingat kat pokok petai ni.. Eh emosenel plak pakcik..

Penulis: Isk3, ngan saye pon sedey dengar cite ni pakcik, rase nak....

Uncle Ngok: Saya ade denga wo, ini pokok bukan nangis woo.. Saya denga aa, itu ada antu kencing dari atas woo, sapa2 minum air kencing itu hantu, boley jadi muda wooo.. aaaaaaaaaa (sambil nganga mulut ke atas)..

Penulis: ooo itu macam aa? tu uncle pegang kertas ape tu uncle?

Uncle Ngok: haaa, ini keletas aa, uncle mau mintak itu nombor ekor dengan ini pokok, esok uncle mau pegi itu tikam kat kedai luncit woo.. Nanti kalu uncle menang uncle kasi u sikit u mau?

Penulis: Err, xpe la uncle, saya x main la tikam2 nombor ni, haram.. pssstt uncle, no talipon saya, u salin aa, 019-763XXX6.. Nanti u menang kasi talipon saya aa..

Penulis mundar mandir lagi di kawasan pokok petai untuk menemuramah mangsa seterusnya.. 'Tangisan' dari pokok petai tersebut membasahi serba sedikit tanah di kawasan tersebut begitu juga dengan ubun2 penulis.. Kelihatan di belah kanan pokok seorang warga tua yang nampak cukup arif dengan situasi tersebut..

Penulis: Pakcik, salu datang sini ke?

Pakcik Lid: Emm, selalu sangat la.. Pakcik dulu bekas askaq, masa zaman2 jepun dulu, pakcik la yang duk susah payah lawan ngan jepun ni.. Zaman tu nak cari nasik secupak cukup susah.. Hari2 pakcik makan ubi kayu cicah garam.. Kadang2 tu pakcik makan je pucuk pokok semalu.. Nak buat macamana, dah lapaq sangat.. Tapi tgk la budak2 muda kita sekarang, merempit sana sini, duk buat maksiat dalam kampung, ada tu siang malam bawak pompuan naik motor, kadang2 sampai 3,4 hari x balik rumah.. Apa nak jadi la dengan generasi muda kita skrg ni?

Penulis: Err, pakcik, ape kaitan cite pakcik ng pokok petai ni?

Pakcik Lid: Laa, pakcik kan suka makan petai?

Terjahan keras tendangan terbang penulis hinggap di pipi Pakcik Lid.. Pakcik Lid rebah menyembah tanah.. Namun Pakcik Lid bingkas bangkit, balik ke rumah, kemas2 barang dan terus menaiki bas ke Uganda..

Bengang dengan Pakcik Lid, penulis segera memakan ubat panadol menstrual yang baru dibeli sebentar td.. Tiba2, penulis terlihat seorang makcik sedang sibuk menadah air yang turun dari pokok petai tersebut..

Penulis: Rajin tadah air makcik, sampai berbesen2 ha..

Makcik Yah: Uih, kene la rajin, ayaq ni boleh buat penawaq taw.. Kalau2 ade sakit apa2 bleh minum ayaq pokok petai ni, terus baik.. Baru2 ni makcik dengaq ada sorang budak tu, sihat walafiat, minum ayaq petai ni teruih demam 3 hari.. Haaa, kan makcik dah habaq..

Penulis: Wah, kagum gle ah sy makcik.. Bagi saya air tu skit boleh? Nak bagi ilang skit kurap2 kat tumit saya ni, ahaks..

Makcik Yah: Boleh2, tp 1 botoi makcik juai 5 ringgit.. Kalau adik amik 4 botoi 25 ringgit ja, percuma 1 botol lagi.. Tapi klu adik berminat adik daftar la dengan makcik, hari2 adik boleh dapat 100 ringgit bersih, tapi kalau adik boleh cari lagi orang nak join, adik mungkin boleh dapat dalam 1000 sehari taw, silap2 adik boleh terus masuk syurga.. haaa, jangan xtaw, hanya dengan menjual ayaq petai Poleni!

Penulis: Amboih, siap ade name, pandai sungguh makcik mengambil kesempatan ye.. Xpe la makcik, saya ni dah cukup kaya dah duk jual gelang magnet.. Makcik simpan jela air petai tu ek wat basuk berak anak makcik..

Keciwe tidak dapat air petai, penulis segera menumbuk dinding rumah pemilik pokok petai.. Merasakan info yang didapati masih kurang, penulis segera mencari mangsa2 yang lebih normal untuk ditemu bual.. Tiba2 penulis ternampak..

Penulis: Errr, buat ape tu? x malu ke?

Reriang: Eh2 nk malu pasaipa, kami bukan manusia, kut suka kami la nk mengawan rata2.. Hangpa suma tu lagi x malu, air kencin kami pon duk tadah.. Ada yang minum la, basuh2 badan la, basuh2 baju pon ada.. Geli kami tengok tahu?

Penulis: Erkkk..

Lantas penulis segera mencari air selut untuk disamak 14x diikuti oleh orang2 kampung lari bertempiaran.. Ada yang terus jadi gila, ada yang berlakon jadi kucing hutan, malah ada juga yang terjun sungai x timbul2..

Jijik tahu??

Sumber: NST

Saye Nombor Pat!

2011-02-28T14:16:00.012+08:00

IMDb rating: 6.4/10

Brekpit punye rating: 7.5/10

Sebuah filem aksi+sains fiksyen+thriller=sains hayat+bahasa arab (tipu) arahan D.J. Caruso (Disturbia, Eagle Eye) mengisahkan seorang remaja lelaki berkeupayaan luar biase sial, John Smith (Alex Pettyfer: Stormbreaker) bersama2 penjagenye Henri (Timothy Olyphant: Hitman, A Perfect Gateway) yang merupakan makhluk asing dari planet Lorien.. Mereka juga merupakan pelarian bukan kerana terlibat dengan acara 100m berpagar berganti2 kuak lentang tetapi kerana diburu oleh puak Megadorians..

Menurut riwayat cerita karut ini, terdapat 9 orang remaja istimewa yakni bukan istimewa kerana down sindrom atau kurap seluruh badan, tetapi istimewa kerana mereka mempunyai potensi berlainan dengan keupayaan luar biasa yang mampu memberi ancaman kepada puak Megadorians untuk menakluki dunia (yeke?).. Sebab itulah mereka diburu mengikut urutan kerana puak Megadorians sangat mementingkan etika ketika membunuh, sesuai dengan motto mereka, 'maju, cakne serta dinamik' (tipu).. John Smith merupakan yang keempat..

Bagi aku, ape yang membuatkan cerita ini best adalah kerana awek2 yang berlakon cun seh.. Salah seorang adalah awek yang memainkan watak Quinn Fabray dari cerita bersiri muzikal yang dikutuk ramai kerana sangat gay, Glee iaitu Dianna Agron sebagai Sarah dan seorang lagi adalah Teresa Palmer (Sorcerer's Apprentice, Bedtime Stories) sebagai No. 6.. Sila lihat gambar di bawah dan berkata, "wah, cunnya!"..

Salah satu lagi faktor yang menarik dalam cerita ini adalah babak berlawan dan bergoncas yang sangat awesome kaw2 chao phraya first class tip top condition! Terutamanya babak berlawan antara raksasa baik dengan raksasa jahat di dalam tandas asrama perempuan yang berakhir dengan raksasa baik menang kerana raksasa jahat tergelincir kerana lantai tandas licin dek sabun2 bertaburan.. cool~~

Oleh itu, jangan buang mase anda lagi dengan aktiviti2 yang tidak berfaedah atau dengan menonton cerita tamil diulang 5,6 kali.. Habiskan 10 ringgit anda di panggung wayang sekarang.. Dijamin berbaloi hingga ke liang lahad.. erk.. Sekian..

David Ngok

2011-02-25T15:32:00.008+08:00

I hate him, really2 hate him, from his stinky toes to his big forehead.. Do I have any grudge against him? Hell yeah.. I don't give a shit about him as a person.. But as a Liverpool's player, I really2 give a damn.. It's a total disgust to watch Liverpool play with him as a lone striker.. It's like watching a group of baboon crap together at the same time.. Shit stuff! Here's some interesting fact about David Ngog that I've managed to figure out.. Serious shit fact:

-If you keep hearing from the commentator "David Ngog, top scorer for Liverpool so far", your team really2 desperate for another striker, period!

-If David Ngog is the only player in your team who's in form, it's pretty obvious that you should quit your job as a manager, go be a hooker or something..

-If David Ngog still play for your team, it means that your team is desperate enough, or lacking of another chimps for his position..

-If David Ngog play the ball so well, with a perfect passing, with a clinical finish, smooth dribbling, obviously it mean it's the end of the world already, Armageddon..

-If David Ngog is the only striker available for your team, don't worry.. You're 'Milo Boy' is more than qualified for the position, you should switch his job with David Ngog, it will be perfect!

-If David Ngog broke both his leg and all his ribs and maybe torn his left scrotum, and will not be available for 6 years or more, your team should win a quadruple, simultaneous, year after another.. Seriously..

-If you're on the opposition team and you heard David Ngog will be your opponent's lone striker, be prepared.. Ask for a lazy chair for your goalkeeper, a little bit of booze will help, or some gay DVD for him to enjoy with other fellow defenders (and maybe also with David Ngog)..

-If you heard your team is ready to make millions bid for David Ngog, all people that are related to your team must be eating shit all their life.. Stop watching sports and go watch twilight or pleasure yourself hours after hours till you die in vain..

-If you look in the mirror and your face is just like David Ngog, take a shotgun and shove it in your mouth and pull the trigger.. Your face should look better now..

And for God sake why haven't Liverpool sell David Ngog?? Open a bid or something or just sell him on ebay with a subject, 'baboon for sell'.. Maybe someone from Guatemala or Zimbabwe who don't know who he is are willing to buy him..

p/s: this rage was kick-started from watching last night Europa League against Sparta Praha.. It was a shit game, I bailed at 70 minutes when the score is still 0-0.. Cannot stand the ugliness of that game, I barely didn't care if Liverpool win or lose.. and thank God they managed to go through thanks to 85 minutes header from Dirk Kuyt.. Andy Carroll, Stevie G, please get well soon..

How People Write the Intro of Their Blog Entry

2011-01-21T16:29:00.005+08:00

My head, it can come up with millions freaking fantasies.. I believe my imagination is beyond any limit, I truly believe it, because each and every time the shit keeps coming and coming one after another.. I believe I can write hundreds or thousands freaking lying fantasy with this head.. If there's a price for every fantasy i created I can be richer than Mark Zuckerberg for God sake, haha..

Well, the main reason I failed to transfer all the fantasy-shit thing I have through writing is because I have some kind of trouble writing the introduction.. I've spend hours trying to figure out the right intro for my work, but it normally ended up by me shutting all the shit down.. Is it some kind of curse? But once I found my intro, I can spend the next 3, 4 days straight writing the body-line and the ending..

See, i've spend 2 freaking paragraph for the intro only, shit.. Back to the topic.. Currently i've been doing some research (lie) about how people starts their blog entry with, or in other words, how people write introduction for their blog entry.. With the help of my 2 not-so-good-eyes-I-have-to-wear-contact, here are the result..

The Long Time No Update Blog Maa

This one was facking famous.. I've seen a guy who updated his blog with this kind of stuff over and over again..

"lame dah x update blog, mintak maap la kepada semua"

"hurm, lame dah x update blog, maklum la, bz, harap xde org marah2"

"rase cam dah 4 tahun x update blog"

and all that kind of stuff.. and shit, for the last one, he just updated 2 times a day, and still with the same kind of introduction.. No idea maybe? And for the record, his blog counter was barely breathing and he wrote like he's some kind of pornstar or something, hahah..

The Picture Perfect

This one is kinda genius.. I like this one.. Opening an entry with a thousand-meaning picture that make us wonder how the entry would turn out to be.. I've seen one entry about the writer circumcised experience and he started it with this pic:

hahah, that one was facking hilarous.. Awesome stuff, I like to try that sometimes (not circumcising, using photos as introduction).. Credit to ijaicool..

The One Sentence Describe 'em All

This one often use by Blog Serius.. One simple sentence that make us wondered about the post in a whole.. This one is freaking genius, because some of u straight people might get trolled.. hahah.. For example:

"HAHAHAHAHAHA, U LAUGH U LOSE!"

and shit, he post a video about an online audition for AF9 from a disabled guy.. God it's funny, but what are you to laugh at someone so mentally and physically disabled? Hahah, honestly I laughed too.. Shit you Obefiend..

And that's all I can come up with my research (lie) since this entry was based on real life.. hahah..

Be creative, be different, be an elephant that can use jet pack and fly high, or a goat that can feed on weed in deep sea underwater, or an octopus that can be you teammate during DotA, or a pig that can be your underwear model for your own DSLR camera you just bought with your daddy's salary.. lol..

Typical New Year Eve

2011-01-05T14:42:00.007+08:00

Burst!!

2010-12-30T11:42:00.002+08:00

I've really2 have it enough! There's no more pleasure, no more excitement, no more adrenaline rushing through my blood.. The only thing left is disappointed, heart broken, bursting every negative thing inside..

Everyone was right, they don't deserve the 'top 4' team in Premier League anymore.. With that kind of performance, they're no more than all others average team in the league.. The inconsistency is killing me right now, where goes the solid home game at the Anfield once known as their fortress back then with only a few has managed to overcome while many others crumbles upon? Where goes the famous Gerrard-Torres connection every managers in the Premier League never keep their eyes out? Where goes all the clean sheets? Where goes all the team work? The perfect passing? The individual skills?

Who to blame? The manager? The player? All of them but certainly not the fans.. Then why blamed us for all the team low class performance, claiming that we didn't back you up the moment you step up for the job? Silly Hodgson.. This is why, because you're just an average regular-minded manager who don't have high enough vision to put us up high, who can bring the utmost of the team.. Liverpool is not the same as your old Fulham.. The expectation is wayyyy high..

Back to last summer transfer window, except for Raul Meireles, Hodgson keep signing no-need crap for the team.. Signing someone he used to work with isn't going to lift up the team, it's just lifting him up.. Definitely Paul Konchesky is at his best, but still it doesn't seem enough for top team, compared to others fullbacks such as Patrice Evra, Ashley Cole, Leighton Baines which are all at their different class.. And Christian Poulsen? damn, with all the below par performance from Joe Cole, Dirk Kuyt, Fernando Torres, Steven Gerrard, Martin Skrtel, Jamie Carragher, all of them, it's completely useless.. Only Lucas Leiva has improved so far.. David Ngog is still in his own class, shitty low class.. It's kinda relief he failed to sign Bobby Zamora, again, one of the man he used to work with.. Shit..

And there are rumors surrounding saying that Hodgson interested in signing Shaun Wright-Phillips and Peter Crouch.. Again? aren't there any new talent in this whole freaking wide world left instead of those rivalry teams' leftover? Sadly there are more out there, but Hodgson mind and vision are so limited he couldn't even see..

In my own personal opinion, he is mainly the one to be blamed for, there are the subs that are at their prime best, such as Ryan Babel, but he keep playing for David Ngog most of the time.. Last night loss to Wolverhampton, he kept losing balls, taking away from his feet over and over again.. It's a shame and frustrating to watch that kind of stuff from a professional player, but still, that's the way of football and you still have to deal with it..

I enjoyed watching Tottenham more, their team spirit and work is extremely marvelous and joyful to my eyes.. Despite the only one clean sheet last 2 night for the whole season so far, they're the team to be feared by all the other teams..

and Liverpool, they will bounce back, until then, I will always be there supporting, cause they do bring the passionate for football in me, and by all means, you'll never walked alone.. Except for Roy Hodgson and David Ngog, could anyone please sack and sell those two?

p/s: btw, watching the Malaysian is far more exciting than the others.. Congratulations to my Malaysia! =)

Susulan Final AFF Suzuki Cup 1st Leg

2010-12-28T16:53:00.003+08:00

Kelihatan rakyat2 jelata Indonesia serta pendatang2 tanpa izin Indonesia telah...

Reality TV

2010-12-17T22:49:00.006+08:00

Reality television series is nevertheless the most-watched series on television worldwide nowadays.. Why? If u asked me, it's because the 'actors' is somewhat normal people like us where the acts is logically accepted by our mind set and tend to be more spontaneous and exciting at the same time..

Despite the highly rated, not all of them is considered to be high class everyone-should-see-at-least-once-before-they-die.. Some are just rubbish like even a kid or a baboon can direct that.. Here are some of the awesome one:

Wipeout

Some bunch of weird people trying to compete in what is billed as the 'world's largest obstacle course' ever existed.. It's always fun to see people make a fool out of themselves.. I've always imagined me and and my fellow friends could take part in these freak game show, it would be one hell of a loooongggg laugh.. haha.. Plus, they have Jill Wagner, damn hot!

Fear Factor

Another game show type reality tv once famous.. The type of gameshow in which contestants are forced to do freaking stunts or dare that involve them physically and mentally.. Some stunts are just absurd, such as eating undeveloped duckling straight from eggs (the most disgusting i've seen) to running in a cold, tight space.. Despite the bizarre stunts, this series is still the best worth an hour of your week..

Other series I often waste my time with include America's Next Top Model (hell yeah), So You Think You Can Dance? (double hell yeah), The Amazing Race and The Biggest Loser.. Those are the one I'll recommend for those who are interested..

Ok, lets go to the other side of awesomeness, the scrappy one.. Lately there's a show in Star World.

The Bachelor

It's a dating game show about a single bachelor who'll date 25 women all over America in search for his well-said, 1 potential future wife.. On the other words, it's a show about one lucky hell of a crocodile who'll have 25 dumbshit chicken-shiznit prey to eat.. Why? Because said in the final episode, all three women-leftover kept saying how decent and how nice and how in love they are with the bachelor and so does the bachelor, keep saying 'I'm in love' to all the 3 dumb girls and end of sleeping with all of them.. How dumb are they actually? How come that kind of guy is said to be the decent one? the nice one? the truthful one?

Despite the dumbness, the show will hit it's fifteen season this new year, haha, guessed in America it's really2 easy to make a fool out if it's people..

5 Reasons Pigs Are More Awesome Than You

2010-12-07T14:38:00.003+08:00

Found some funny cartoon at The Oatmeal..

Source: The Oatmeal

Terms in Football

2010-11-22T14:11:00.011+08:00

Terms we often listen during football match but sometimes we don't know exactly what it meant..

BASICS

a match
two teams playing against each other in a 90-minute game of football

a pitch
the area where footballers play a match

a referee
the person who makes sure that the players follow the rules. Normally wears a black shirt and shorts, and has a whistle

a linesman (referee's assistant)
the person whose main duty it is to indicate with a flag when the ball has gone out of play or when a player is offside

a goalkeeper
the player in goal who has to stop the ball from crossing the goal-line. The only player who is allowed to handle the ball during open play

a defender
a player who plays in the part of the football team which tries to prevent the other team from scoring goals, e.g. 'Kolo Touré is a defender and plays in defence for Arsenal and Ivory Coast'.

a midfielder
a midfielder - a player who plays mainly in the middle part of the pitch (or midfield), e.g. Michael Essien is a midfielder and plays in midfield for Chelsea and Ghana

an attacker
also called a forward; a player whose duty it is to score goals, e.g. Samuel Eto'o is an attacker and plays in attack for Barcelona and Cameroon

a skipper
the player who leads a team, also called the captain

a substitute
a player who sits on the bench ready to replace another team-mate on the pitch. Can also be used as a verb, e.g. the manager was not happy with his attacker and substituted him after 60 minutes

a manager
the person in charge of a team and responsible for training, new players and transfers. For example, Alex Ferguson is the manager of Manchester United

a foul
a violation of the rules. For example, if a player other than the goalkeeper handles the ball in the penalty box (or penalty area) it is a foul and a penalty is given to the other team

a booking
a yellow card shown to a player by the referee for a serious foul. Two bookings or yellow cards result in a red card or sending-off

full-time
the point of the game when the referee blows the final whistle and the match is over. Normally after 90 minutes and any added injury or stoppage time

injury time
also called stoppage time, added minutes at the end of the regular playing time at half-time or full-time. Entirely at the referee's discretion and normally indicated by an official on the sideline (or touchline)

extra time
if a match has no winner at full-time, 2 x 15 minutes of extra time may be played in some competitions

offside
in a position which is not allowed by the rules of the game, i.e. when an attacking player is closer to the opposing team's goal-line at the moment the ball is passed to him or her than the last defender apart from the goalkeeper

SCORING

the score
the record of goals that indicates who is winning. The final score is the result that decides who has won the match . Can also be used as a verb, e.g. the attacker scored a beautiful goal

to concede
to allow a goal in, the opposite of scoring a goal. For example, Ghana conceded only four goals in the World Cup qualifying group 2

a goal
a successful attempt at scoring achieved by putting the ball over the goal line into the goal past the goalkeeper. For example, Gyan Asamoah has scored a beautiful goal for Ghana

an own goal
a goal scored accidentally by a member of the defending team that counts in favour of the attacking team

the lead
when a team scores first it is "in the lead", i.e. winning the match at the point of scoring. For example, Fabrice Akwa's early goal gave Angola the lead after 72 minutes but the final score was 1-1 (one all)

an equaliser
a goal that cancels out the opposing team's lead and leaves the match tied or drawn. Can also be used as a verb, e.g. Marouan Chamakh equalised for Morocco after 40 minutes and brought the score level

to win
a match in which a team is victorious and beats the other team. A win normally gives the winning team three points, the losing team does not get any points. More commonly used as a verb, e.g. Brazil won the World Cup in 2002

a draw
a match that ends in a tie, i.e. has no winner or loser. The teams get one point each for a draw. Can also be used as a verb, e.g. Congo drew 0-0 (nil all) with Senegal in June

a defeat
a match that is lost, the opposite of a win. For example, Sudan suffered a home defeat to Zambia in September 2002

to knock out
to eliminate another team from a competition. For example, in the last World Cup Brazil knocked out England in the quarter-finals

a penalty shoot-out
in a knock-out competition, a penalty shoot-out takes place if a match is a draw after full-time or extra-time. Five players from each team take a penalty each, and if the score is still level after that, one player from each team takes a penalty in turn, in order to decide who wins the match

a goal difference
If team A has scored four goals and team B one, the goal difference is three

a head-to-head
a way of deciding which team is ranked higher if two teams are level (or equal) on points. For example, if team A and B both have six points, but team A beat team B in the head-to-head game, team A will be ranked above team B

a play-off
an extra match to decide which of two or more teams should go through to the next round. For example, Australia beat Uruguay on penalties in a play-off to qualify for the World Cup 2006

the away-goal rule
in some competitions, e.g. the UEFA Champions' League, a rule that rewards teams for scoring away from home over two legs (or matches). For example, in 2005 AC Milan beat PSV Eindhoven 2-0 at home (in Milan) but lost 1-3 away in Holland. So both teams had scored three goals and conceded three goals, but because AC Milan had scored a goal away from home it went through to the Champions' League final on the away-goal rule

TYPES OF SHOT

to kick
to hit something, or somebody, with your foot. In football, the players kick the ball.

to shoot
to kick the ball towards the net at one end of the pitch (the goal) in an attempt to score a goal

the kick-off
the first kick of the game when two players from the same team in the centre circle play the ball and start the match. Also the first kick after half-time or after a goal has been scored

a goal-kick
a kick taken from the 6-yard line by the defending team after the ball has been put over the goal line by the attacking team

a free-kick
the kick awarded to a team by the referee after a foul has been committed against it

a penalty
a free shot at goal from 12 yards (11 metres or the penalty spot) awarded by the referee to a team after a foul has been committed in the penalty area

a corner
a kick from the corner flag awarded to the attacking team when the ball has crossed the gaol-line (or byline) after last being touched by a player of the defending team

a throw-in
a throw is taken from the sideline (or touchline) after the ball has gone out of play. The only time a player can handle the ball without committing a foul

a pass
a kick of the ball from one player to another. Can also be used as a verb, e.g. the defender passed the ball to the midfielder

a cross
a pass from the side of the pitch into the penalty area in an attempt to find an attacker and score a goal. Can also be used as a verb, e.g. the defender crossed the ball into the penalty area

a one-two
a passing move in which player 1 passes the football to player 2, who immediately passes it back to player 1

a header
the "shot" that occurs when a player touches and guides the ball with his or her head. For example, El Hadji Djouf scored with a fine header. Can also be used as a verb, e.g. the defender headed the ball back to the goalkeeper

a backheel
a kick where the ball is hit with the heel (or the back) of the foot. Can also be used as a verb, e.g. Nwankwo Kanu back-heeled the ball to Thierry Henry

to volley
to kick a moving ball from the air before it hits the ground. Can also be used as a noun, e.g. Jay Jay Okocha's beautifully-struck volley beat the goalkeeper at the near post

a clearance
a defensive kick that is intended to put the ball out of danger, e.g. Peter Odemwingie's clearance went out of play for a throw-in

READING THE PRESS

one-touch football
an often admiring reference to a style of football in which a team can pass the ball quickly from one player to another without the need to control it with more than one touch

the long-ball game
an often disapproving reference to a style of football in which a team prefers to play long balls in the hope that an attacking player will get them, flick them on or score

keep possession
to be able to keep the ball and prevent the opposing team from touching it. The opposite of "lose possession" or "give the ball away"

they are dangerous on the counter-attack
referring to a team that can switch quickly from defence to attack and score goals in that way

put eleven men behind the ball
referring to a team that defends with all the players and is not very interested in scoring goals. For example, many visiting teams put eleven men behind the ball and are happy with a 0-0 draw when they play Real Madrid at the Bernabéu stadium

send the keeper the wrong way
refers to the way in which a player can fool the goalkeeper and pretend to shoot at one side of the goal while the ball goes in another direction. This expression is used often during penalties

a clinical finish
referring to a well-placed, controlled shot from a scoring position that ends in a goal. For example, Tunisia's Hatem Trabelsi controlled the pass and scored with a clinical finish

his/her first touch let him/her down
this means a player was unable to control the ball (or pass) with his or her first touch and as a result lost precious time or even possession

they are strong in the air
referring to a team that has a lot of (tall) players who can head the ball very well. As a result, they are strong in the air, may prefer the long-ball game, and score a lot of goals with headers while not conceding any or many headed goals themselves

they have a big physical presence
referring to a team that has a lot of big and physically strong players and, as a result, prefers a very robust style of play. For example, Bolton Wanderers have a big physical presence and are a difficult team to beat in the Premiership

the goalkeeper is quick off his/her line
referring to a goalkeeper who is fast and makes quick (and normally correct) decisions as to when to leave the goal in order to prevent an attacking player from reaching a pass or cross

that shot stung the goalkeeper's palms
referring to a shot on goal that is so hard that the goalkeeper might well have felt pain when he/she stopped it with his/her hands

a prolific goal scorer
referring to a player, normally a striker, who scores or has scored a lot of goals. For example, Henrik Larsson is a prolific goal scorer for Sweden

the foul earned him/her a suspension
referring to a foul that is punished by a yellow or red card and results in the player being banned from playing in the next game(s). For example, the two-footed tackle earned the defender a suspension and he will miss the next game

TALKING WITH FRIENDS

put it in the back of the net
to score a goal, e.g. Nigeria and Middlesbrough striker Aiyegbeni Yakubu controlled the cross and calmly put it in the back of the net

man on!
shout during a football match to warn a team-mate that a player of the other team is right behind. Often a call to pass the ball quickly

a nutmeg
a trick or technique in which a player passes the ball through an opponent's legs and then collects it from the other side. Can also be used as a verb, e.g. the attacker nutmegged the defender

bang it in the mixer!
a shout to encourage a player to play a long ball into the penalty area (i.e. the "mixer") in the hope that an attacking player will get on the end of it and score

we was robbed
an expression to signal that a defeat was unjust, possibly due to an injustice committed by somebody else. For example, we was robbed by the ref (the referee)

s/he's got a sweet left foot
referring to a player who is very skilful at kicking the ball with her/his left foot (the majority of footballers play with their right foot)

s/he pulled off a great save
referring to a very strong, quick or acrobatic stop of a shot by the goalkeeper

they hit the woodwork
the crossbar or the post of the goal. This expression means a team kicked the ball against the crossbar or post and was very unlucky not to score

they got stuck in
referring to a team whose players showed a lot of determination and fought very hard during a match

s/he ran the defence ragged
referring to an attacking player who made the defence work very hard and made the defenders look uncomfortable or unprofessional

s/he's got a lot of pace
this player is very fast

the goalkeeper made a howler
this means the goalkeeper made a very basic mistake (and probably let in a goal)

to switch play
to change direction of play and pass the ball from one side of the pitch to the other. For example, she switched play from left to right wing (the left-hand side of the pitch to the right-hand-side)

s/he made a nuisance of herself/himself
referring to a player, normally a striker, who fought very hard and used his physical presence to put the defenders under pressure and forced them to make mistakes

it's a game of two halves
an expression referring to the fact that a football match can change unexpectedly over 90 minutes, and especially between the first half and second half of the match

Source: BBC

Stranger

2010-11-12T09:58:00.003+08:00

World nowadays, strangers are the last person u should trust.. People were kidnapped, robbed, killed by freaking strangers they know nothing about, never heard about and never seen ever in their entire life.. Some have motives, some don't.. Because of these freaks, people in the entire world chose not to trust a stranger, even a little kid or a very old person, each one of them can be use as stranger's tool, or even the suspect itself..

World nowadays, we somehow have to interact with strangers, from taking a cab, to dealing with financial matters, each have the possibilities of going so wrong you have to bet your life with it.. So it doesn't bother me, if women hide a bowie knife or stun gun in their purse, or men hide 8mm caliber pistol or mini bazooka in their jacket, even cats hide their killing claws inside their paws..

Who's the stranger in this planet Earth? We are, each and everyone of us people are strangers.. and God because of those freaks, our everyday life becomes limited.. There's no way to live in this world without interacting, and one of us must know and feel how some certain people treat us strangers.. Some treat us like rubbish, some just ignore us, some just don,t have manners.. But thank God, there's still some who were very2 kind and generous, eventhough we're just a bunch of strangers..

And thank to those some, I've changed my perspective towards strangers.. It's true that some of them were just plain evil, but there's still many of them who are just like us, trying to help each other in any way they can, on the ticket of people living in the earth.. May God bless him for his kindness, and may fortune befall upon him and his family.. Thank God there's still light in this dark universe.. =)

*jadah pe tah aku ngarut..

My Beskal

2010-10-26T14:19:00.004+08:00

Zaman kecik2, umo lam 3,4 taun, dpt beskal pertame lam idup.. ade 2 tayar lebey kat belakang, x macho, tp xpe la, kecik2 kne comel.. main teksi2 pusing rumah ng yo, yo jd penumpang, aku jd drebar.. yo panggil, "teksi2!".. 'kringg-kringg' bunyi loceng beskal, drebar jwb, "tejap2", sambil toleh belakang.. toleh depan balik langgar anjung tingkap, pecah kpale.. "xnak dah nek beskal!", nanges2..

Ain plak nek beskal, p ngaji umah Ayah Ngah.. umi pesan nanti balik ngaji beli roti canai Kedai Mang wat balik umah, tp ain beli dulu, pastu baru g ngaji, sangkut kat hendal beskal.. abis ngaji tgk roti canai xdak, lembu makan.. balik umah nangis2, ckp kat umi lembu makan roti canai, kuah tinggal..

Ain nek beskal g ngaji lagi, tp ng yo.. nk balik ngaji kambing Tunggal kejar, yo ng ain jatuh basikal, yo ilang lari takut kambing tanduk.. ain nangis2 x dan lari, kambing duk men gesel2.. Mok Yam nmpk, Mok Yam hambat kambing tu, ain balik heret basikal nangis2, trauma, 3 hari bau kambing..

Aku ng yo plak nk g ngaji umh Ayah Ngah, yo bwk, aku duk blkg.. lalu kut semak, short cut, kut jalan tar jauh.. yo langgar bende, dedue jatuh tgolek, yo jerit "ular2!", dedue lari tinggal beskal, ular sawe lari masuk semak.. lari smpai umh Ayah Ngah, balik ngaji plak baru amik beskal, cian beskal..

Yo bawak beskal lagi, aku duk blakang, kaki saje2 juntai kat bwh, slipar kne jalan, sonok.. yo prasan, yo saje lalu seblah taik lembu, rs panas2 kat kaki..

Yo bwk beskal lagi, aku duk belakang lagi.. ujan lebat, yo kayuh laju2, yo langgar lubang, aku terlompat jatuh beskal, yo kayuh laju2 lagi smpai rumah..

Aku malas dah nek beskal ng yo, nek sorg2, main lepas2 tangan, rempit basikal.. nmpk kawan letak slipar jepun kat rim basikal bunyi sdap, nak buat jugak, kaki lekat kat rim, jatuh ats jalan..

Bawak beskal pegi bandar atas A&W, Din Dose ajak main game, sejam 3 ringgit.. turun2 beskal xdak, kne curik, Din Dose ckp sebab tongkat eloy.. Din Dose anta balik umah nek beskal die, umi x nmpk, masuk umah wat syp.. esok umi prasan jgk umi tanye beskal mane jwb, "beskal ilang".. umi ckp xnak dah beli beskal..

skrg, ade tau ade tam.. rindu plak nak nek beskal balik.. =)

My Precious Angel Little Friend

2010-09-22T16:36:00.000+08:00

I’m very2 sick and tired to those who think that they are such an angelic-priceless-valuable friend who seldom wrote on their Facebook wall that their friends only look for them in time of needed.. True, there are those so-called friends that are actually like that but it’s turn out to be really2 annoying when the ‘targeted friends’ are those who they knew their whole life, those who they used to share laughter, tears, sweat, up and down together, claiming that those ‘not-so-good-friends’ already change a lot, forgotten about them and many other bad things that such an angel friend like them deserved at the first place (or at least that’s what their angel-friendship-mind think of)..

Two words I like to say to those ‘angel-friends’, fuck you! It’s not the people who change, it’s the consequences.. Nobody in this whole universe have the time to think about you all their freaking 24 hours a day.. Oh I’m sorry, there are those people, it’s you, coz you are such a valuable friend, so busy thinking about all your friends 24/7. In fact, you have so much free time left you could spend them writing bad about them on your Facebook wall.. These kind of people should receive awards for God-sake.. Maybe the ‘Friend of the Year’ or ‘The Most Valuable Friend of All Time’.. Too bad there are no such thing as ‘Friendships Award’ or something..

If you’re such a good friend why the hell did you wrote something bad about your good friend in the first place? Where goes all those believe good friends should have? In fact, you determine which of your friends are good based on what? Who has contact you for the past few years? But did you ever contact them back? Fuck off.. It’s hard to be friend with someone like you, knowing that you will say something bad the moment contact is made.. Making friends with cow or chicken is much2 more easier, at least they’re not the one who claim that they’re your good friend but ended putting a knife at your back..

I have many friends, but only a few I would gladly called my best buddies.. The few are those I’ve known my entire life, those who I’d trust, those who would never talked behind my back, those who would not judge me, those who always knew that they were always in my heart, those who would gladly wait for my arrival every time I ‘balik kampong’, those who always understand, those who would accept my jokes, my story, my laugh, my good and my bad, those who never too emotional to begin with and those who would never say bad things about me, even after a long lose of contact, because deep inside, they always knew, that I’m not the type that would forget about my friends, my precious friends, to begin with..

And again, if you think that you’re too precious to be my friend, just stay away, go to hell, and stay there, until there’s nothing left of you besides your sick freaking ashes.. So long suckerzz~~

Kau Binatang2 Pelik!

2010-08-03T14:25:00.020+08:00

Kat sini aku saje-saje-suke-hati-aku-lah nak listkan beberape jenis binatang yang teramatlah kepelikannya sehingga menimbulkan ketandaan ketanyaan.. Binatang2 ni samada pelik disebabkan faktor mutasi (genetik) ataupun semulajadi (pelik sejak lahir)..

Warning: Nasihat ibu bapa diperlukan kepada kanak2 yang belum memayyiz kerana imej2 yang disiarkan mungkin boleh menyebabkan mereke cirit buih serta merta tanpa mukaddimah cirit..

Katak Kepala Tiga

Katak ini sungguh aneh sehinggakan ade yang beranggapan seseorang mungkin melekatkan mereka dengan gam gajah tetapi sebenarnya ianya adalah benar oleh semulajadi disebabkan faktor genetik dan persekitaran.. Beberapa orang kanak2 di Weston-super-Mare, England melihat katak ini melompat2 dan somersault 2,3 kali di kawasan rumput tempat mereka bermain kuda kepang dan memakan coki coki..

Kucing Cyclops

Anak kucing cacat yang malang ini hanya mempunyai sebijik mata yang besar di tengah2 kepalanya namun tidak mempunyai hidung.. Akibat rupa fizikalnya itu, anak kucing ini hanya hidup sehari selepas dilahirkan.. Namun begitu, ia tidak boleh mengeluarkan cahaya laser seperti Cyclops dalam citer X-Men.. Samada ia cirit sepanjang sehari hidupnya masih menjadi tanda tanya..

Mike (Ayam Tanpa Kepala)

Ayam tanpa kepala bernama Mike ini telah berjaya hidup selama 18 bulan sekaligus mencipta nama di dalam Guinness World Record.. Ia berupaya untuk hidup kerana kebanyakan otak dan teliganya masih tertinggal di atas badannya.. Sepanjang kehidupannya, ia sering mengganggu komuniti2 ayam samada di bandar ataupun di kampung dan ayam2 tersebut menanggapnya sebagai hantu ayam tanpa kepala..

Pelusa (Beruang Kutub Berwarna Ungu)

Pelusa merupakan salah seekor binatang di Mendoza City Zoo di Argentina.. Warna kulitnya adalah benar2 berwarna ungu, bukan disebabkan photoshop mahupun penggunaan nila yang berlebihan.. Perubahan warna pada Pelusa terjadi disebabkan rawatan kulit yang diterimanya.. Mungkin dengan rawatan kulit yang lain seperti botox, bebulu pada badan Pelusa mungkin boleh bertukar menjadi warna lain seperti kelabu taik hanyim..

Parakeet Penyapu Bulu Ayam

Mutasi genetik pada spesis burung kakak tua jenis parakeet yang menyebabkan bulu2 pelepahnya tumbuh dengan begitu pesat.. Mutasi yang pelik ini diberi nama genetik penyapu bulu ayam (feather duster genetic).. Jangan pula menganggap semua penyapu bulu ayam sebagai burung kakak tua lalu membelanya dengan memberi makan dedak itik dan teh o ais limau kurang manis..

Ikan Lumba-lumba Berwarna Pink

Ikan lumba-lumba di kawasan Sungai Pear yang terletak di antara Hong Kong dan Macau telah bertukar warna kulit kepada pink. Kenapa ia berubah warna masih lagi menjadi tanda tanya tetapi beberapa andaian telah dibuat samada disebabkan kekurang pemangsa semulajadi, penyesuaian suhu badan, kulit asalnya telah tercabut dan persenyawaan dengan babi belaan yang berwarna pink..

Chan Leck (Lembu Berkaki Enam)

Lembu berkaki enam berumur 2 tahun ini diberi nama Cham Leck yang bermaksud 'pelik' oleh sami2 buddha tempatan di Thailand.. Walaupun ia berkaki enam, ia tetap termasuk dalam kategori binatang bukannya serangga kerana ia tidak mampu untuk menghisap madu atau memakan tahi seperti rama2 atau kumbang tahi..

Anjing Laut Bertopi (Hooded Seal)

Mamalia besar ini dekategorikan pelik kerana sifatnya yang sungguh pelik dan memelikkan.. Ia mempunyai membran rongga mulut yang elastik yang mampu mengembang untuk menakutkan lawan dan mencari pasangan.. Dikatakan pembesaran membran rongga mulut tersebut menampakkan kepala mereka besar dan lebih berkuasa.. Dalam dunia manusia pula, orang yang mempunyai kepala terlebih besar mungkin adalah disebabkan penyakit kwashiorkor atau mungkin beliau memakai helmet terlebih saiz..

Ikan Matahari

Merupakan ikan yang paling pelik di dunia dengan badan yang hampir membulat dan leper.. Boleh mencapai berat 2 tan dan 3 meter panjang.. Walaupun namanya ikan matahari, ianya boleh didekati dan kita tidak sama sekali akan mencair kerana suhunya tidaklah tinggi seperti matahari dan ia tiada kaitan langsung dengan minuman dalam kotak teh bunga matahari.. Macamana matahari boleh berada di dalam air? sungguh bengap siapa yang bertanyakan soalah seperti demikian..

Liger

Jika sebelum ini anda beranggapan kucing yang terbesar di dunia adalah harimau siberia ataupun kucing kurap di sekitar rumah anda, anda silap kerana liger adalah kucing yang terbesar di dunia.. Ia adalah kacukan antara singa jantan dan harimau betina dan mempunyai percampuran sifat antara singa dan harimau juga.. Jangan pula anda sesuka hari cuba untuk mengawankan kucing kurap jantan di belakang rumah anda dengan tenuk bukit betina kerana hasilnya mungkin hanyalah cirit buih tenuk tersebut..

Sumber: http://www.hemmy.net/2006/03/19/top-10-strangest-animals/

Malaun Itu

2010-08-03T10:46:00.003+08:00

Terdengar kat hot.fm pagi bile ntah, yg most people tulis blog sbb nak menyumpah seranah, nak luah segale perasaan terpendam la kononnye dan segale2 la yang negatif.. Sampaikan org yang duk follow blog pon same2 ikut jadi negatif.. Ha skrg pon aku plak nak jadi negatif..

Bercerite tentang manusia yang bermacam2 ragam, dan yang jenis ni paling aku x phm dan x bleh tahan.. elok kne panah petir je.. Jenis yang wat keburukan and then duk bangge2 kat public and in this case lam facebook.. And im pretty sure klu face to face ng memember pon kompem lg bangge.. manusie camni hanye layak digelar malaun, bukan manusia..

Malaun tu x p sembahyang jumaat, pastu duk tulis status btul2 time org duk semayang jumaat, 'asal aku sorg je lelaki kat opis ni?'.. wah, bangge betul malaun tu sbb x p semayang jumaat, mantap, memember yg komen pon pakat duk gelak je.. lawak agaknye x p semayang jumaat.. hebat..

Malaun tu pose sbulan x penah cukup, pastu tulis kat fb, 'kalau aku pose penuh taun ni aku nak beli kelab Chelsea, paham2 jela maksud die pe'.. wah, laaagi hebat! pose pon x stat lg dah niat xnak pose.. ditanye pose taun lepas dah ganti ke blum?, dijawabye nape x tanye pose 23 tahun lepas.. hebat! sangat2 hebat! Rukun Islam yang
ke-3 dipersendakan sebegitu sahaja..

Malaun tu ade masalah, ditulisnya, 'eei ada aku minum smpai mabuk malam ni'.. Letak gamba pegang tin arak, letak gamba tgh beromen.. Dulu2 masuk skolah agama, jadi Imam, jadi Bilal, join nasyid, join tilawah.. Betapa jahilnya manusie yang berpandukan nafsu semata2.. buat salah tu satu hal, tiada langsung perasaan takut kat Yang Maha Esa banyak hal.. Malah agama sendiri seolah2 dipandang ringan, dipersendakan ikut kepala lutut..

Yang x tahannya lagi, Allah dah bagi petunjuk, malaun tu dah berkali2 dah eksiden, berkali2 dah Allah bagi peluang.. Mungkin hati malaun tu dah terlalu gelap tuk dapat sinar dari Allah.. Aku akui aku pon xdelah sesempurna iman, tapi x salah kalau kita same2 menegur dan berdoa moga2 kita sume diberi petunjuk dari Allah S.W.T. Marilah same2 jugak kite bdoa untuk malaun tu, semoga gelapnye hati malaun tu masih boleh dikikis untuk kesejahteraan kite jugak, sesame ummah.. aminn..

Kesiputan Kebabian

2010-05-26T11:04:00.003+08:00

Sejak due menjak ni salu plak nampak siput babi di jalanan.. klu la bleh makan binatang tu lame dah aku suh housemate aku mkn.. Ok la disebabkan skrg ni ngah mood siput babi, meh la nak gtau sdikit sbyk fakta tentang mnatang ni..

@Siput babi merupakan haiwan prasejarah yang wujud sejap zaman firaun lg (The Fakta Karut, 2010).. the fact, siput babi wujud sejak dari 60 juta tahun yang lalu, disebabkan sifat2 kemandiriannya yang tinggi..

@Siput babi dalam Bahasa Inggeris ialah snail, bukan pig snail seperti yang kecoh diwar-warkan..

@Wajah siput babi sedikit pon tidak menyamai babi walaupon name yg diberikan kepada beliau siput babi.. Namun wajah siput babi ade sedikit iras2 dengan manusie berperangai seperti babi.. Namun juga siput babi tiada lah kacak iras2 Brad Pitt..

@Sebenarnye di negara2 lain seperti di Eropah, manusie di sane ade yg memakan siput babi.. di negara2 Afrika pula, siput babi dijadikan sebagai makanan ruji seperti nasi.. (contoh; siput babi sup, siput babi paprik)

@Siput babi boleh membesar hingga 31.2cm panjang, iaitu menyamai panjang seekor siput babi yang mempunyai panjang 31.2cm..

@Siput babi boleh 'berjalan' di atas pisau yang tajam tanpa sebarang kecederaan, namun begitu, siput babi akan terbelah due jika dibelah dengan kapak..

@Ade sesetengah manusie di muka bumi yang menjadikan siput babi sebagai binatang peliharaan.. mungkin mereke terpengaruh dengan Spongebob Squarepants..

@Disebabkan siput babi bergerak sangat perlahan (antara binatang yg paling perlahan di bumi), beliau gagal melayakkan diri untuk menyertai acara 100 meter olimpik walaupon beliau berhasrat tinggi untuk menewaskan Usain Bolt..

@Lendir2 pada siput babi membolehkan ia 'berjalan' melekat pada dinding mahupun siling.. namun begitu, manusie yg berlendir tidak mampu untuk berbuat demikian..

@Siput babi tidak mampu mendengar langsung dan tidak mampu untuk melihat dengan jelas walaupon memakai kaca mata.. Ia menggunakan deria bau untuk mengesan sesuatu.. Namun tiada pula dana oku dikeluarkan untuk siput babi..

@Pola pergerakan siput babi adalah sangat pelik.. Untuk pergi ke suatu tempat betul2 di depan mata beliau, beliau akan bergerak dalam bentuk bulatan berulang2 kali.. Saintis sehingga sekarang tidak dapat menjelaskan pola pergerakan siput babi itu.. Tp mungkin kerana kekurangan nikmat akal..

Ok la, dah penat cite pasal siput babi.. Skrg aku nak pegi memburu siput babi, nak buat siputbabi-Q, nk bg kucing jahat kat umh aku mkn, adios..

Tenuk 3 Rase Cambest!

2010-05-17T12:44:00.004+08:00

wah, dah 13 purname x update blog, mintak maap la kat semut2 api, lipan2 laut dan gamat2 angkasa (peminat2 setia blog aku) sebab lambat update, nak wat cane, bz skit sejak 2,3, patblas menjak ni.. p/s: ayat poyo bloggers mmg glemer or bajet glemer..

ok, tanpa membuang sdikit mase dan najis mutawassitah, bertemu kite lagi di dalam rancangan 'Di Dapur bersama Chef Wakakau'.. Namun disebabkan chef kite x dpt menghadirkan diri pade hari ini kerana cirit buih dan sembelit berturut2, sy dengan ini secara automatiknya menggantikan beliau sebagai power rangers hijau.. ok, menu kite pada hari ini ialah Tenuk 3 Rase Cambest!

Sediakan bahan2 seperti berikut: 8 mangkuk hayun tepung gandum, sebijik robot gundam, 2 kiub pati ayam tambatan, 357 bijik guli susu, 3 pasangan rame2 sedang mengawan, 4 kilogram garam laut asli baru sejat, 4 keping roti gardenia dibuang tengah, seekor tenuk bukit, 100% alkohol, gula-gula kapas, minyak lembu laut dan juga 4 bijik telur temelang..

ok, first of all (sambil tbelit2 lidah dan urat tengkuk), panaskan 7 gelen minyak di dalam kuali yang baru lepas goreng belalang kunyit tanpa basuh.. setelah hampir panas seperti lava gunung berapi krakatoa, masukkan tenuk bukit yang telah dicincang halus sedikit demi sedikit sehingge maghrib esok.. setelah selesai, masukkan garam sehingga masakan mengeluarkan bau seperti deoderen rexona for men.. tutup mulut kuali dengan surat khabar tamil.. pastikan kuali ditutup dengan baik supaya rase2 masam ketiak boleh sebati dengan tenuk dan supaya surat khabar tidak disambar api..

setelah selesai melihat csi pada rabu malam minggu hadapan (ketika ini anda lupa ade masak mggu lepas), buka penutup surat khabar tamil tersebut dan masukkan 8 mangkuk hayun tepung gandum yang telah digaul dengan telur temelang.. sambil2 menggaul anda bolehla juga membace surat khabar tamil tersebut terutama di ruangan sukan.. setelah kedua2 tangan anda melecur hingga menampakkan isi putih, masukkan 100% alkohol sehingga penuh 1 tempayan.. biarkan selama 10 minit di bawah kipas helikopter..

ketika rakan2 anda mahu membunuh anda akibat menunggu masakan anda yang x siap2 dari mggu lepas, masukkan 4 keping roti gardenia yang dibuang tengah ke dalam oven, bakar selama 1 minit, kemudian sapukan mentega khas dari susu landak sehingga sebati dan berikan kepada rakan2 anda agar boleh menurunkan sedikit panas2 pada telinga mereka.. oh ya, kini masakan anda di dalam kuali boleh dikeluarkan.. hidang cantik2 di atas pinggang jiran anda dan letakkan sebijik robot gundam di atas hidangan untuk mencantikkannya.. setelah selesai, masukkan hidangan yang telah siap ke dalam tong sampah kitar semula bahagian kertas (warna hijau)..

kemudian, ambil gula2 kapas yang anda sediakan td, makan la sehingga kenyang sambil melihat 4 pasang rama2 sedang mengawan.. selamat mencuba! =D

p/s: di Papua New Guinea, gula2 kapas dipanggil 'Tenuk 3 Rasa Cambest'..

Fogging

2010-04-22T12:03:00.002+08:00

Tgh2 duk sesaje tetibe tingat plak zaman2 matrik dulu, Kolej Matrikulasi Pahang (KMPh) yang akan dikenang sampai bebile.. satu petang ari minggu, ngah lepak2 lam bilik ng dak2 yg salu lepak kat bilik aku termasuk rumet2 aku (kero, tysen, bak, amrugerk), kehidupan cam bese, happening.. ngah lepak2 tetibe sakit perut, pakai2 tuala pegi la ke jambangan untuk meniti kehidupan yang abadi (berak)..

siap2 melakukan pelaburan juta2, kua dari jamban, tgk asap sane sini.. panik jap sketike, bangunan terbakar ke pe? org isap rokok ramai2 ke pe? ade org main drift ke pe? pastu baru ingat pg tadi ade announcement nak fogging petang ni, sial.. terus pecut 100 meter gaye usain bolt ke bilik.. bilik kunci plak, sial, depa2 ni dah turun x tunggu aku, g berak mane bawak kunci, sial lagi..

dah la pakai tuala je, tingkat 4 plak tu.. asap sane sini, karang bukan nyamuk je mati, ng aku2 pon mati skali.. last2 aku lari pegi kat area tangge, kat situ open area la, terkapai2 kat situ sensorang.. tgk kat bawah ramai dak2 ngh kumpul, ade yg duk tunjuk2 kat aku smbil gelak2, celake.. dah cam mangse kebakaran dah aku.. mesti aku sorg je mangse yg terperangkap lam bangunan tu..

abis sgale asap dah xde, depa2 pon balik bilik, gelak2 kat aku, celake tul depa.. skrg klu cite balik mesti gelak guling2 punye ah.. oh kawan2 celake ku, aku rindu hangpa suma.. waaa..

kawan2 celake ku=bak, tysen, gerk, kero, kimi, usop, lyas, eddie, meri..

And the Reason is You

2010-04-14T14:23:00.003+08:00

Dulu2 makan nasik sepinggan susah payah nak abis, bg kat kucing, kucing pon makan x abis.. bagi kat siput babi lagi la x abis.. bagi kat biawak komodo bertambah2 plak nasiknye.. last2 buang gitu je lam tong sampah.. sekarang makan nasik sepinggan x cukup, makan berpinggan2 pon x cukup, makan ng pinggan skali pon still lg x cukup, makan pinggang jiran sebelah baru la cukup.. selere sungguh, cam anak singa mendapat apam balik kacang spesel..

Dulu2 kalau lepak sensorang mesti bosan nak mati, rase cam nak mati pon ade.. geliat sane, tgeliat sini.. golek sane, golek sini.. bguling sane, bguling bating jatuh masuk gaung, still lg bosan.. tgk akademi fantasia bertambah rase nak matinye.. sekarang lepak sensorang dah x bosan.. duk sensorang pon leh senyum2 sensorang kemaluan.. kemaluan plak malu tgk kite senyum sensorang..

Dulu2 berak x pernahnye nak lawas.. makan pisang, betik, limau nipis, arang batu, telur temelang ponn still lg x lawas.. rase cam ade je saki baki tertinggal lam anus.. korek2 sniri ng tangan ponn still lg x lawas2.. lani lawas xsah cakap, makan batu kelikir pon still lg leh berak lawas, tiada halangan, lancar cam org lancar mercun roket time raye pose..

Dulu2 time keje terase cam bosan nak mati jugak.. pagi2 turun bendang cabut2 rumput, petang2 duk mlepak kat opis men pesbuk, malam2 duk umah tgk anak jiran makan pokok kemuncup.. gi mari gi mari macam org hilang jari tangan kiri.. sekarang tiap2 ari keje pon rase semangat lagi.. kalau bleh nak keje 5 tahun tanpa henti.. pejam celik pejam celik dah tengahari, pejam celik lagi dah maghrib hari.. wah, cam pantun plak bunyi.. pantun syal..

and the reason is you.. lalalala~ =D

Beautiful Football

2010-04-07T15:38:00.005+08:00

Zaman sekarang arena bola sepak dunia dah smakin maju.. peraturan2 pon dah banyak diperbaharui smpai aku rs xde ape dah yang perlu diubah lagi.. kalau dulu defender passing keeper slamber hippopotamus je amik pakai tangan, mau ade team yang nak melambatkan mase, smpai ke cerah pon la defender ng keeper duk wat camtu.. tp skrg x lg, alhamdulillah la, haha..

Pastu tetibe lak terfikir cane la zaman2 offside x diperkenalkan lagi awal2 dulu, mesti ade punye la striker yang curik ayam x abis2.. ntah2 ade yang duk nyorok kat belakang tiang gol.. tah2 jugak ade yg duk nyorok kat seat penonton, bukan curik ayam, curik setan dah tu namenye.. curik wallet penonton pon xde sape yg tahu.. manela tahu kan, kah2.. tp skrg dah wujud peraturan offside, striker lak la kne pandai pakai otak, tu yg menjadikan bebola sepak ni 'such a beauty', bukan men sepak je x tentu hale..

Namun sejak due menjak ni mende yang orang panggil beautiful football ni makin susah dah kite nak lihat.. x dinafikan masih ade yang masih lagi bermain kerana keseronokan bukan kerana nak kejar kemenangan, piala, tempat tuk liga juara-juara dan sebagainya semata2.. Kalau dulu kite asyik duk tengok team bola men ng sungguh cun skali, tp sekarang kite meluat tgk aksi2 diving sane sini.. Bile dah desperate plak, mule la nak 'terjun2' dalam kotak penalti..

Pastu bola sepak zaman sekarang ni bleh jugak dikatekan tercemar ng player2 yang duk sebok nak provoke referee.. mentang2 la depa dah berpengalaman nak mati jadi ref mase zaman2 skolah dulu.. depa dive, ref x bagi freekick, marah.. depa dive lagi, ref x bg lagi, duk marah lagi.. mau x tensen ref tu, pastu mule la kua macam2 controversy decision from the referee.. ref tu pon satu, kesian la depa tu duk dive2, at least bagi la jugak kad kuning ke, kad merah ke, baru la depa puas ati kot.. Pastu bile ref bagi injury time sikit ckp x adil, patutnye banyak lg.. pastu bile ref bagi injury time banyak2 nak marah jugak, ckp perli la, ape la.. Pastu bleh plak cakap ref x cergas, lembab sedangkan ade 2, 3 orang player je lam padang tu yg lari lebih pd ref tu sniri..

Pastu ni semalam yang latest, Wolverhampton Wanderers lawan Stoke City.. Rory Delap (yang throw-in gile khinzir kuat bleh smpai depan pintu gol terus) mengikut statistik telah lempar bola pakai tangan sebanyak 27 kali sedangkan beliau hanye passing bola ng kaki cagu beliau sebanyak 26 kali sahaje.. wtf? John Dykes smlm menyifatkan kejadian tersebut sebagai 'a total bizarre in football'.. Bleh plak main bola SEPAK banyak pakai tangan pada pakai kaki.. baik main bola tampar, shit la rory delap..

Harapan aku dan aku rs harapan sape2 saje yang minat bola sepak KERANA it's beauty; bukan yg cakap minat bola sepak, minat team ni, kutuk team ni, tp time game langsung x tgk, ckp ikut lubang pungkoq ialah semoga bola sepak kat dunia ni x hilang kecantikan dan keseriannya.. main pakai otak bukan bermakne pakai otak cane nak tipu ref, cane nak dive dan sewaktu dengannya, tp main pakai otak dengan care permainan itu sendiri, care pass, skill, shooting dan sebagainye.. Hopefully Cristiano Ronaldo bace belog aku ni, kahkah! adios!

Joga bonito!

Datang dan Pergi

2010-03-18T12:07:00.004+08:00

ari ni cam bese, lepak ng member2, lab work tuk tesis x siap lg, sian kat amin duk kalut2 pening kpale, aku lak cam bese konon2 wat selamber.. hee.. ptg ni alang2 x buat pape aku pon ajak ler dak2 ni men boling, pastu bleh la g tesco nak beli brg2 nak wat bbq tuk besday yusir ayapan, haha..

sudah2 men boling, gerak la ke tesco nek kete panjang (kerete milik panjang, bukan kerete jenis panjang).. belum sempat sampai tesco lg, tetibe lam kol 8 ain call nangis2..

ain: ammar, cpt kemas2 barang, nk balik rumah ni.. jap lg ain amik..

aku: hoh bakpe plok?

ain: abah xde dah, baru je..

pastu aku rase cam dunie ni gelap tetibe.. ain cakap aku terus letak phone.. terus suh panjang balik ukm.. aku xtau nak pk ape, macam2 dalam kpale.. apekah yg sdg berlaku ni? knape tetibe je? baru 2 mggu lepas aku balik umah jumpe abah, abah sihat walafiat je.. knape umi x call? knape ni? knape tu? rs sangat2 jahil sbb aku x penah nak ready nak menghadapi bende2 cani.. tanpe sedar, air mate turun dah cam air terjun.. aku terus call umi, bleh plak aku ty umi btul ke x ni, huhu, dan aku suh umi sabar n tunggu kiteorang balik..

sampai ukm aku terus packing2 barang, mate dah lebam.. amik air semayang n semayang hajat, air mate still turun x henti2.. sementare nak tunggu ain ng miro sampai amik, aku duk je lam bilik.. sib bek ade beberape org member2 aku dtg teman aku kat bilik, aku sangat2 berterime kasih kat korang sume.. lam kol 10 dieorg sampai, terus btolak balik umah, ain still lg nangis2.. miro steady cam bese tp still nmpk mate merah.. die kebetulan datang kl tuk interview keje mase tu..

Otw balik umah singgah kat Matrik Pahang amik akak, lam kol 1 lbey baru smpai sane.. Akak nampak ok je memule tp masuk2 kete terus nanges.. x dinafikan maybe akak la yang paling rapat ng abah.. Sampai umah lam kol 3 lbey, mase sampai dah banyak kete kat umah.. Masuk2 terus cium peluk umi, mate umi dah bengkak, banyak sangat nanges.. Kat bilik semayang nampak jasad abah kat atas katil.. Mase tu rs x sanggup je nak pegi situ, hoping that this was all just a dream.. tgk muke abah, sangat pucat.. mase ni sme da nanges2 tp aku x, aku pon xtau knape..

Then masuk bilik umi, tgk adik yang dah bengkak jugak mate.. Then umi story, umi, abah ng adik otw nak balik umah dari kampung.. tah knape abah tetibe nak sangat balik kampung.. then otw nak balik umah tu, baru je pas smayang asar, ngh2 abah drive tetibe die kne heart attack, tercungap2.. abah bentikan kete tepi jalan sambil pegang2 die py chest.. umi ng adik mase tu dah panik gler, umi kuar dari kete nak pegi tlg abah, adik yang ngah panik turut kuar same.. and then mase tu jugak la abah yang dah hampir2 x sedar diri tertekan minyak, tp dgn kuase tuhan, abah sempat tukar gear neutral.. sume pintu terkunci ng sniri, nak dijadikan cerite jugak, xde satu kenderaan pon yang lalu time tu.. later pastu baru la ade org lalu, tlg umi, pecahkan tingkap kete dan bwk abah pegi hospital.. tp smua dah terlambat..

Esoknye aku tolong uruskan jenazah abah.. Subuh tu terlalu ramai orang datang umah, daripada sanak saudara, jiran2, kawan2 abah, kawan2 aku dan semue.. membuatkan aku terpk betape mulienye abah sebagai seorang insan.. ari ni ain cakap muke aku pucat, blur.. ye, ari ni bagi aku cam mimpi, ari ni aku still lg xleh nak terime ng baik pemergian abah.. time jenazah abah nak dikafankan sepenuhnye, aku menangis lagi, time ni la aku bleh tgk muke abah wat kali terakhir.. aku nanges stat time tu sehinggelah jenazah abah tibe kat masjid tuk disemayangkan..

ye, mende ni berlaku setahun yang lepas.. tp mende ni still segar lam benak kpale aku.. aku rindu kat abah, rase cam aku sangat x rapat ng abah.. biase la kot anak laki, abah x penah nak manjekan kami.. aku rs sangat terkilan sbb x penah cium pipi abah, sangat terkilan sbb x penah ckp kat abah yg aku sayang abah sangat2.. tp aku sentiase tau yang abah tau yang sayang kat die.. abah, abah la insan paling mulie yang pernah ammar jumpe.. abah x penah utamekan ape2 selain keluarge abah.. kiteorg still lg dapat idup cani sbb abah.. ammar nak jadi macam abah.. ammar arap ammar akan jumpe abah lg nanti.. jage diri abah di sane.. kami di sini sentiase ingat kat abah.. we all love u abah.. 4ever and 4 always..

=')

My Mrs. Right

2010-03-02T15:14:00.002+08:00

The first moment I know u..
I just want to get to know u..
There's something bout u that attracts..
And it feels like it's worth every seconds of trying..

Day by day it goes..
Seems like I've known u my whole life..
There's definitely something about u that connects..
And it feels like it's our destiny to meet..

Everything we've done is so much fun..
From very tiny little things..
To a huge enormous things..
And I felt like it's just where I belong..

Every seconds with you is so wonderful..
Every minutes with you is what I hope for..
Every hours with you is worth dying for..
Forever with you is what we are destined for..

You gave me something new in life..
You shine my life so bright no one had ever done before..
You gave me another solid reason to live..
You are the love of my life..

You are my Mrs. Right.. =)

Impian

2010-02-12T09:41:00.004+08:00

Dah 18 kali aku update blog arini (bese2 org stat ngan 'dah lame x update blog' <- bosann!).. Nak cite skit pasal impian, impian yang aku simpan, hoping that someday it will all come true.. hopefully la..

gi England tgk bola - dah lame aku duk simpan impian ni, andai la aku ni seorg jutawan, tiap2 minggu aku akan gi England tgk bola.. gi England tu tgk bola kat stadium la ye; Anfield ke, Old Trafford ke, Stamford Bridge ke, bukan tgk bola kat tv, klu kat tv kat dalam reban ayam jiran aku pon boley.. tp honestly aku even x pnh pon tgk bola kat stadium kat Malaysia ni, miahaha..

skydiving & bungee jumping - teringin amat.. sape yg xtau mendalah ni sile2lah google, jgn memandai membuat anggapan bahawa aktiviti2 ini merupakan aktiviti lucah.. absailing da penah, monkey crawl da penah, flying fox da penah, fire fox pon penah, yang ni je blum, kalau diberi peluang kompem2 nak.. hee..

phD oversea - master pon x register lg, ade ati nk pk pasal phd terus, agaga, bia la.. siyes sangat teringin, di samping blaja2 bleh makan angin.. kalau diberi peluang sebegini kompem tidak akan menolak same sekali.. oleh itu, go2 msc! pasni phd plakk!

ade kete mewah - kete2 mewah x kire la memane pon, Evo ke, Skyline ke, Fairlady ke, Lamborghini ke, Porsche ke, Bugatti Veyron ke, kekancil ke, eheh..

ade duit yang xkan habis - sejak due menjak ni asyik sengkek je, kalaulah ade duit yg xkan abis walau bjuta2 kali wat klua kat atm kan best, xyah nak bajet2 blanjer, huahua..

berak berlari - teringin jugak, ntah2 dah ade org biase buat, eheh..

Impian hanye kekal impian jika tiade usahe, sume org tau.. Semakin banyak usahe, semakin hampir seseorang kepada impian memasing.. hopefully someday aku bleh berak berlari...

Oh Lelaki Macho...

2010-02-03T17:05:00.001+08:00

due orang laki dalam sebuah kete, sorang laki skema dan sorang lagi laki macho.. laki skema bwk kete, laki macho jd co-driver..

laki macho: wei, ape barang pakai seat belt, x macho la bro..

laki skema: xpela, mak bapak aku x kaye sgt nak bayarkan saman kangin case kene..

laki macho: ala bukan ade polis kat area2 sni, kalau ade pon, ko kejar2 la ng polis tu, baru nampak macho bro..

laki skema: a'ah kan, betul jugak, pastu eksiden, seat belt plak x pakai, mati katak gitu je..

laki macho terkedu seketike, die pon x keje lagi, belanje pon pakai duit mak bapak sniri.. dan of cos la die takut mati.. tp disebabkan die macho, die x ckp pape la.. a while pastu..

laki macho: wei highway ni kot, xkan bawak 110 je?? at least 190, baru la macho awek2 pandang..

laki skema: xpela, aku lebih sygkan nyawe aku berbanding nyawe awek2 tu..

laki macho: ala bro, klu eksiden tu namenye takdir, bukan bleh ubah sme tu..

laki skema: tp bleh elak kan? beringat sebelum kene BERO..

a while pastu kete mereke eksiden, si laki skema bwk kete x tersedo kete dah masuk lane bertentangan.. sib bek mereke cedera x parah sgt.. then ambulan sampai, dalam ambulan tu..

laki skema: bero, sori bero, aku cuai..

laki macho: ko ni baru brape lame dapat lesen kete ha??

laki skema: baru je kemarin, eheh.. (sambil senyum2 kambing)

laki macho: dah tu xde pon aku nmpk ko tampal P??!

laki skema: x macho la bero tampal P, hihi..

setibe di hospital, lelaki skema dijumpai mati terkangkang dengan kesan gigitan di tengkuk.. sekian..

Nasib Si Tikus

2010-02-01T12:34:00.003+08:00

Dari mule2 menjejakkan kaki kat lab biomolekul Mardi Seberang Prai ni, bau tikus x hilang2 kat 1 penjuru lab tu, dekat je ng kebuk wasap.. Pulak tu tuk wat dna extraction ni byk keje kne wat kat kebuk wasap tu, sampaikan bau tikus ni cam dah sebati ng idung aku.. Sorg akak kat lab ni penah ty, "ammar x bau pape ke duk kat situ? steady je akak tgk".. Honestly awal2 aku mmg x perasan langsung bau tu, sbb dah psg kebuk wasap kot, abis sme bau2 tu kne sedut.. Tapi lame2 baru la prasan, mak aih, cam celake baunye, x dpt digambarkan ng kate2..

So setelah beberapa bulan kat sni, aku dpt simpulkan beberape perkara la berkaitan ng tikus ni.. antarenye:

mungkin tikus ni dah tergigit gel agarose+ethidium bromide yg maybe die nampak cam agar2 sirap and then mati keracunan kat blkg laci2 kat lab ni.. tula, nk makan x ty2 dah org sekeliling, kan dah mati, bodoh piang btul..
mungkin akak2 lam lab ni ade bele hamster pastu terlepas pastu bile dah mati+busuk masing2 xnak ngaku.. pandai ye korg.. eheh..
mungkin akak2 lam lab ni ade yg makan tikus pastu berak merate.. dah berak xkan nak mengaku kan..
disebabkan tidak ade usahe untuk mencari dan menyelamat mayat2 tikus tersebut, mungkin jugak akak2 kat sni dah terbiase ng bau tikus dan menganggapnye sbg pewangi..
mungkin jugak tikus tu x mati pon, tp masih berlegar2 sambil kencing2 di merate lab..
mungkin jugak akak lab ni yg kencing merate time2 org xde..
mungkin akak lab dan tikus tu berganding bahu same2 kencing merate lam lab..
dan pelbagai kemungkinan lagi yang mungkin..

Papehal pon reason die, xde mase la plak aku nak wat kajian terperinci sal tikus ni, lantak situ la.. klu leh dpt phD xpe la jugak, eheh.. hope someday bau2 tersebut akan hilang ditelan bau2 aku yg semerbak harum ibarat minyak wangi lam cite 'Perfume: Story of a Murderer'.. kah3.. chow2..

Kisah: Taik Ikan Kerapu

2010-01-15T20:07:00.004+08:00

Warning: cam warning post sblm ni, mls nak taip.. eheh..

Hari ni genap 2 bulan ameen keje sbg seorang ptd.. Walaupun pelbagai halangan telah beliau tempuhi termasuklah terkunci lam tandas selama 13 hari, tergelincir jatuh kpale dulu sbyk 13 kali dan terpijak taik kastemer serte banyak lagi, namun dengan kegigihan, tekad serta semangat beliau untuk mencapai matlamat yang masih lg kabur, beliau teruskan juge perjuangan dengan hati yang terbuke..

Hari ni jugak merupakan hari minggu, so bg memenuhi permintaan pelanggan yang melimpah yang ingin melakukan pelaburan di tempat beliau bekerje, ameen terpakse bekerja lebih mase atau lam bahase omputihnye, over time.. Fuhh, krem jugak buntut ameen, kadang2 kebas, kdg2 rase cam xde buntut je.. Akhirnya jam 12 tgh malam, baru la pelanggan mule takde, boleh la ameen pulang ke rumah dengan aman damai..

Disebabkan da lewat malam, ameen cpt2 berlari ke arah Sally yang die parking betul2 depan mangkuk tandas jamban no 3.. Patut la ade customer komplen ckp ade motor lam tandas, kah2, tp ameen wat bodoh je, bg die baik park lam jamban dari ilang kne kebas ng org (walaupun moto ameen buruk, tayar dah 17 bulan x tukar walaupun dah pancit).. Dipendekkan cite, cepat2 ameen stat Sally namun nak dijadikan cite plak, 3 jam ameen stat tp tetap gak xnak idup.. fuh, tensennye amin mase tu die rase cam nak ternak lintah je lam jamban tu, tp ameen tetap sabo..

Disebabkan dah terlampau tensen, akhirnye ameen decide tuk tolak jela moto die tu smpai umah.. Jam dah 3 pagi, pulak tu baru je pas tgk ceplos tadi, cuak xyah nak ckp ah, sib bek la awal2 ameen da pakai pampers kot2 terkucil ngah jalan.. Da la umah jauh, 350km, fuh, nak xnak terpakse gak la ameen tolak.. Ngah2 tolak tu, tetibe ujan lebat gle babas plakk.. fuh, basah lenjun la ameen sorg2 kat tgh2 highway tu.. Walaupun cam dah nak patah smgt, namun ameen kuatkan jugak, dgn harapan balik2 umah kang leh makan babi chop..

Ngah2 ujan lebat nak mampos tu plak, tetibe ameen teringat yg die lupe nak flush tandas no 1, pergh, disebabkan sikap perfectionist lam diri beliau (ape ingat org asli xde ke perfectionist?), ameen pon patah la balik, hampir 4 jam la jugak perjalanan g balik tu.. Sib bek la die sensorg, klu ade member mau kne karate tengkuk..

Bermacam2 halangan terpakse ameen tempuhi nak bleh smpai ke destinasi die tu, tp malas la nak cite kat sni, kang panjang sgt, bosan plak, eheh.. Akhirnya setelah sepurnama bersamaan 3 gerhana matahari, sampai lu jugak ameen kat umah beliau.. Mase tu mmg kurus gle la amin, yelakan, bape lame dah x jamah nasik.. Dah smpai umah tu, tetibe terdetik lak kat ati beliau nak try stat Sally.. Blum abis stat pon lagi, vrooomm, vroooommmmm..

Mase tu kbetulan ade sekor lembu lalu, ameen yg dah hampir x siuman lantas menggigit peha lembu tersebut dgn sekuat ati.. Sekian..

Moral: jangan putus asa di tgh jalan..

Kisah: Intro

2010-01-12T10:22:00.005+08:00

warning: cerite ni hanye rekaan semate2, xde kaitan antara yg masih idup ataupon yg dah xde.. klu ade kaitan klaka la plak jadinye, haha..

Ari ni ari senin, ari 1st ameen masuk keje.. Masuk keje kol 8, tp die terbangun lmbt, 9.45 baru bangun.. "binatang lambatnye saya bangun!", ujar ameen lam bahase melayu baku walaupun beliau berasal dari kelantan, pure kelantan plak tu.. Pure yg dimaksudkan disini adalah asli.. Ya, ameen merupakan orang asli kelantan.. Di kampung jika kebosanan, ameen akan mengisi mase lapang dengan memburu babi hutan untuk dibuat babiqiu.. Emm, ade ke org asli name ameen? well, itu hanye name pendek, name penuh beliau ialah ameenzogbiabarbiturat anak kepada ukk..

Hari ni wat pertama kali lam sejarah orang asli perkampungan beliau, ameen mendapat keje yg decent bak kate orang putih.. Ptd gred 49 bai.. Walaupun gagal untuk tamat tadika Kemas, exam pon x pegi, inteviu jgn tanye la, maksud inteviu pon xtau, slamber badak je die dpt ptd.. Jangan tanye la knape, dah tau cite ngarut, haha.. oh btw, ptd kat sni bukan pegawai tadbir dan diplomatik yg sme orang pon hope nak jd tuu, tapi pencuci tan-das.. ape ingat pencuci tan-das xde gred? heh..

Berbalik kepada cerita asal.. Sbb da bangun lmbt nak mampos, ameen pon cepat2 capai kunci moto Honda Kercaknye yg diberi name Sally.. knp die bg name Sally aku pon xtau, x ty die lg, nnt2 la aku msg ty.. Tanpe membuang mase, terus ameen memecut Sally untuk ke tempat keje kat pekan, hampir2 350km la jugak.. Sebab nak nmpk gempak, ameen lalu kut highway tuk ke tempat keje, cepat skit katenye, macam2 la ameen ni..

Nak dijadikan cerite, tgh2 ameen rempit tu, melintas la mak babi dengan anak2 beliau berderet lam 5, 6 ekor kat tgh2 highway tu.. Ameen yg sblm tu ngah jiwang2 pk pasal Anita Sarawak x sempat nak elak lalu berlakulah kemalangan yang begitu ngeri-la-sangat.. Abis la bergelimpangan ameen ng babi2 tersebut, terbaring tgh2 highway tu.. fuh, berpinar2 mate ameen ng babi2 tu, klu lam cite katun, mate die cam ade pusing2 tuu..

Tapi nak cite cekap x cekapnye highway tu py sistem, x sampai 3 minit 36 saat, sampai la anggota bomba, JPA 3, ambulan, FBI, CNN, JPS, JKR, PKR dan yang sewaktu dengannye.. Tula view last pada pandangan mate ameen sebelum pandangannye mule menjadi kabur sedikit demi sedikit dan akhirnya terus gelap..

Pihak bomba mengesahkan yang ameen meninggal dunia di tempat kejadian akibat pendarahan dalaman yang serius.. Punci kencing ameen pecah manekala jambul panjang pd kepalenye terputus sedikit.. Setelah membalut mayat ameen dengan plastik hitam, mayat ameen dibawa menaiki ambulan untuk dibawe ke hospital untuk pembedahan post motem..

Setibenye di hospital 4 jam kemudian kerana driver ambulan benti kat mapley jap tgk bola, mayat ameen yang dibungkus kemas terus dibawa ke rumah mayat untuk dibedah siasat.. Berdiri di situ seorang pakar bedah mayat, berdiri dengan muke ketat akibat tensen setelah menunggu hampir 4 jam.. Namun berbekalkan sedikit iman di dada, doktor itu masih mampu untuk menahan amarahnya untuk membolehkannye bekerje.. Doktor itu kemudiannya membuka zip pada plastik itam yang membalut mayat ameen.. Namun alangkah terkejutnye doktor itu, speechless seketika lalu berkata dengan nyaring, "ini bukan manusie, ini babi!!"..

Ameen masih bergelimpangan di highway bersama2 babi2 yang lain.. Idup lagi die rupenye.. Sekian..

moral: wat keje jangan kalut..

Those Things I Cannot Eat

2010-01-05T11:10:00.002+08:00

Bukan nak memilih, dah xleh nak makan nak wat canee..

babi chop - cewah, cam masakan2 babi len bleh makan je, haha, babi btul.. tapi babiqiu i like!
yogurt - sbb die berlendir dan masam.. aku ske masam2, tp klu dah berlendir, yekk! dadih pon kurang, dadah top 5!
gulai puyuh - mak aih, baru tau je ni, aku ingatkan ayam, suh macha tu amik, skali puyuh, sekor plak tu.. terus mental down, sbb die seko, bogel, kecik cam anak ayam.. daging pon rase lemak2 ckit, eyekk.. makan skali trus rs nak muntah.. tp klu goreng bleh lg kot..
kambing - sbb mase kecik2 dulu ade kambing gle seks kat kampung aku, x minat kat kambing, minat kat manusie, sbb dari kecik tuan die jage cam anak manusie (tuan die gle).. jumpe pompuan kejar, meleleh2 air liur.. jumpe laki sodok (tanduk), sib bek x sodomi.. aku la mangse tetap, cam keje full time je rs mase tu, keje balik-tadika-turun-van-dikejar-kambing.. pastu kambing tu kne sembelih.. geli aku nak mkn daging beliau dan daging kambing2 len jadi mangse gak..
budu - tak best!
berudu - best skit pd budu tp x best gak!

hah setakat tu je yg mampu aku pk.. klu ade lg, kite tunggu di episod akan dtg d minggu yang akan dtg.. sekian..

2009

2009-12-31T09:44:00.002+08:00

Tahun 2009 leh dikatekan tahun yang memberi makne paling besar lam idup aku.. Naik turun hidup pade tahun ni sangat ketare berbanding tahun2 sblumnye.. Sampai bile2 aku xkan lupe akan 2009.. kadang rase berat tuk menempuh ari ni, ari last tuk 2009, huhu.. di kesempatan yg ade smentare menunggu sampel2 daun kat lab ni incubate jap, meh la nak story sdikit sebanyak, ehhe..

Antare yang bestnye 2009 ni, aku da bjaye bergelar graduan UKM, fuh, penat lelah (la sangat) slame 3 tahun akhirnye terjawab.. x dinafikan hari konvo aku merupekan hari yg aku xkan lupe sampai bile2.. Thanks kepada kawan2 sume, da lame x dapat adiah banyak2 cam ari tu, hee.. insyaAllah time korg grad aku akan dtg bwk adiah beso2.. Namun disebalik bestnye bergraduasi, yg x best ttp ade.. ble dah grad, dah smpai mase kne tinggal UKM.. fuh, beratnye ati hanye Tuhan yg tahu.. UKM tetap di hatiku..

Tahun ni jugak aku bjaye dapat keje, huhu, keje pertame lam idup.. siyes, 22 tahun idup kat bumi, x penah skali pon aku keje walau part time, walau jual topup skalipon, hahha.. kekadang rase cam dah dewase, kekadang hope mase leh putar balik, supaye aku leh jadi budak balik.. eheh.. papehalpon alam keje mmg mencabar jiwe dan rage.. Duk jauh, aku dah mule belajar menghargai kehidupan, menghargai duit hasil dari titik peluh seniri..

Namun di sebalik naiknye idup pade 2009, pada tahun ni jugak, abah pergi meninggalkan kami wat slamenye.. Masih segar sangat lam kpale aku sgale ape yang terjadi.. Jujur aku katakan, pada usie 22 tahun, aku langsung x bersedia untuk perkara camni, betape jahil rasenye diri ini.. 18 Mac 2009, abah pergi tetibe tanpa sebarang petanda.. Tuhan lebih sayangkan abah.. Terlalu banyak penyesalan dalam diri, abah pergi, aku masih lagi belum seperti apa yang beliau harapkan.. Maafkan ammar abah, ammar akan cube untuk jadi lebih baik, untuk jadi seperti apa yang abah salu harapkan.. demi abah yang ammar sayang..

Abah pergi meninggalkan kami sekeluarga.. terima kasih pade sgale usaha keras abah untuk keluarga, abah tinggalkan kami dengan sgale hasil titik peluh abah.. betape terharunye kami terhadap abah hanya Tuhan yang tau.. abah tetap orang yang paling ammar sanjung.. yang paling kami sanjung.. Pemergian abah btul2 mengubah siapa diri aku, aku harap dapat berbakti lebih untuk umi, untuk adik bradik aku sume..

tuk tahun 2010, buat pertama skali lam idup aku aku nak berazam.. aku berazam untuk jadi lebih baik.. tuk jadi anak, adik, abang dan kawan yang lebih baik.. aku berazam tuk tinggalkan segala kecelakaan lam idup yang aku duk wat, aku berazam tuk jadi segala2nya yang lebih baik.. tiada siapa yang dapat mengubah nasib kite melainkan diri kite sndiri..

Selamat tinggal 2009, selamat datang 2010..

Oh My Fucking Friend

2009-12-29T12:04:00.003+08:00

Dear you..

To be honest..

For me there are no other creature in this whole wide world that as idiot as you..

To be really honest..

You are even stupider than a brainless rock..

Worse, you might be the stupidest creature God had ever made..

How could you not trust your friend you've known for so long??

How could you create such a complicated situation with your own stupid fucking imagination, claiming you know it all??

You don't know a thing you fucking idiot!

You were just making thing, involving everyone around you that do love you, care for you..

But you just don't really cared about them..

Cause all that you ever care about is your own fucking self..

Don't you realized?

That your friend had tried his best to recover your friendship..

That your friend had tried her best to change things back to its original..

That your friends had tried their best just to be a normal friends, so you don't feel different or isolated..

Yup, you just don't realized all of that..

Cause you're too busy pleasuring your own self..

Your stupid jealousy of an ignorance selfish idiot..

Please open your eyes..

Please open your heart..

The friendship that we shared is somewhere priceless..

Please realize..

Or at least try to realize..

Before all of it just go to waste..

Before you lose your friends that had ever loved you..

Worse, before you lose yourself..

Despite the fuck that had happened..

I still believe you are my bestfriend..

Dari Kekasih Untuk Kekasih

2009-12-19T10:54:00.005+08:00

ngah lompat2 blog tetibe terjumpe artikel ni kat blog member aku, hehe, meh2 kite bace..

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Valentine hari tu ayang tanya tang mane kite sayang kat ayang.. Time tu kite tak dapat nak jawab.. Semalam ayang merajuk ngan kite, kite dah penat nak layan.. Ayang call kite kite malas nak jawab.. Tang mane erk kite sayang kat ayang? Semalaman kite duk pk soalan tu.. Pernah ke? Maybe tak sedalam cinta Titanic atau Taj Mahal.. Sayang kite kat ayang sangatla kerdil.. Sebab tu la ayang selalu merajuk erk? Tak tahula, setahu kite:

1. Sebelum kite kenal ayang, setiap sem kite dapat Anugerah Dekan.. Bile dah kenal ayang, setiap sem kite repeat paper.. Sebelum kenal ngan ayang kite belajar pakai duit biasiswa, lepas kenal ngan ayang, keluar makan lagi nak mintak duit ngan emak kite..

2. Kalau ade 1 buah epal, kite bagi je kat ayang.. Kalau ade 2 buah epal, kita bagi yang besar kat ayang..

3. Kalau kite makan ikan, ayang makan tang badan ikan tu, kite pula makan tang kepala ikan tu je..

4. Ayang ni tak la cun sangat, tapi kite tak pernah kutuk ayang tak cun.. Tapi kite yang hensem ni ayang lagi nak kutuk ngan member depan kite, kata kite tak hensem langsung.. Erra Fazira lalu depan mata, kite diam je.. Takut kalau puji kang ayang marah.. Mat Indon duk depan Sogo ayang gi ngorat time kite gi tandas.. Siap mintak nombor tepon depan kite lagi..

5. Kalau keluar ngan ayang, ayang slambe nak makan Starbucks, kite tipu kite dah kenyang, padahal bile dah sampai kat umah kite makan mee maggi..

6. Sebelum kenal ngan ayang, kite tak pernah ade girlfriend.. Selepas ayang kenal ngan kite, genaplah koleksi ayang ada 20 boyfriend kesemuanya.. Kite tak pernah marah ayang plagirl, dah tu ayang kata kite cam sami buddha..

7. Kalau ayang rasa nak cium kite, ayang cium terus tak pernah tanya pun. .Tapi bile kite rasa nak cium ayang, lepas tanye lagi nak kene reject..

8. Ayang selalu pukul dada kite, tampar muka kite, cubit peha kite, kite tak pernah tengking sekali pun, apatah lagi nak cubit, nak tampar, nak pukul?

9. Pernah ayang tanya kalau ayang jatuh cinta ngan laki lain, kite nak buat ape. Kite kate kite nak bunuh laki tu.. Tapi bile kite tanya kalau kite jatuh cinta kat pompuan lain, ayang nak buat ape, ayang kata nak bunuh kite, emak kite, ayah kite ngan nenek kite..

10. Kite beli mask Clinique ngan ayang harga RM300 kite kate harga RM30. .Ayang beli jam tangan kat kite harga RM30 ayang kate harga RM300..

11. Setiap kali berjumpe kite bagi hadiah kat ayang, tapi setiap tahun birthday kite ayang kate dah lupe..

12. Ari tu ayang peluk kite kate nak sangat romen ngan kite, kite kata tak boleh, dosa.. Ayang kate kite tak sayang ayang..

Pastu semalam ayang pakse kite romen ngan kite.. Kalau tak ayang nak break ngan kite.. Ok pukul 2 pagi kite sanggup bawak motor sampai Jalan Pahang nak beli kondom.. Ayang kate saje je nak test kite, pastu marah kite keji.. Kite diam je duk tepi akuarium.. tengok ikan emas tengah romen..

13. Kite rosakkan headphone walkmen ayang, kite ganti satu discman baru.. Ayang rosakkan kerete kite, ayang buat derk je..

14. Sekali ayang demam, kite kene diet 2kg nak jaga ayang.. Sekali kite demam, ayang tambah berat 2kg sebab abiskan makanan kite..

15. Kite tak pernah kata ayang pendek, ayang marah kite tinggi sangat, member ayang ketawakan ayang..

16. Ayang datang umah kite, kite tido sofa, kite datang umah ayang, kite gak yang tido kat sofa..

17. Mak kite belikan rantai Tiffany ngan ayang.. Mak ayang tak pernah ajak kite makan kat umah ayang walau sekalipun..

18. Kucing umah kite bersalin, kite bagi anak kucing yang paling cute kat ayang, 2 hari je ayang bela, kucing tu dah mati.. Ayang tak kate pa pe pun.. Ayang bagi ikan emas yang dah dekat mati kat kite, 2 hari kite bela dah mati.. Ayang kata nak bunuh semua anak kucing kite..

19. Ayang kalau nak pakai duit kite, terus ambil takyah bagitau.. 30 ke 80 ke seratus ke selagi wallet kite ade duit.. Ari tu kite nak pinjam 10 ringgit sebab terlupe bawa wallet, ayang kate kite kedekut..

20. Birthday ayang kite tak pernah terlupe.. Birthday kite ari ni ayang tak pernah ingat..

reality kanak2 zaman skrg, hahah..

credit to che wan..

Impian Kecilku (13++)

2009-12-14T12:22:00.007+08:00

Semalam, menjalani ari minggu seperti biase, jalan2 kat penang, tetiap weekend duk bjalan je, abis kering poket aku, hahah.. xleh nak kate pape, this month banyak sangat cite2 baru kuar kat panggung, dari Ninja Assasins, MySpy, New Moon, Astro Boy.. Last month 2012, Pisau Cukur, Phobia 2.. Sedar x sedar banyak sangat dah cite aku da tgk kat panggung walaupun baru sbulan lbey duk kat penang, smpai awek jual tiket kat GSC Queensbay tu knal dah aku, kuhik2..

Back to the topic.. Semalam aku jalan2 ng member aku kat Plaza Gurney, memule kat Queensbay, tp sbb2 yg x dpt dielakkan kami bertukar tmpt, ngeh.. Ngah jalan2 tetibe nmpk org ramai2 kat center court, ingatkan tgk ape.. Bile aku dekat je, tgk2, pergh, impian saye untuk melihat Dragonball-idup tercapai! (sebut gaye iklan pawarut)

tempat kjadian, ingat ape laa..

piccolo: mnatang ape la goku bwat tu?

piccolo: layang ke mu eh goku.. (cakap ganu)

kehadiran set jahak; majin buu ng bezita

set jahak brigat ng set baik

gocoh mcm budok2..

bezita: jangan goku, jangan liwat saye..

goku: ahh, pdulih hapesku..

piccolo: wop2, kanak2 jgn tgk, goku ngah liwat bezita tu..

majin buu: eee, ape ni??

pengacara: pe prasaan anda meliwat bezita?

goku: best!

bezita: smpai ati ko goku, aku ingat kite kawan..

majin buu: waa, koto la korg ni!

eh2 btpe lak tetibe ni??

poco-poco la pulakk!! shit!!

contohilah kami! (posing last)

Hhahhahaha! Walaupon menatang ni tuk kanak2 mahupun yg normal ataupun 'terencat' (org tue yg blagak kanak2), aku tetap teruje melihat mereke, tapi aku bukan terencat la, aku org mude remaje yg normal, cakne serte dinamik.. hahaha! Actually aku membesar ng Dragonball, kpd yg bengap, bukan membesar dengan Dragonball ade di sisi.. Tapi membesar dengan membaca manga Dragonball, dan smpai skrg dari volume 1 smpai 43 (akhir) ade kat umah aku, dan smpai skrg klu bosan2 aku akan bace balik, hee..

Tgk show tu mengingatkan aku balik pada zaman2 skolah rendah dulu, x main ah beli kat kedai tetiap bulan ni, langgan siapp, haha, smgt x smgtnye zaman kecik2.. dan actually jugak aku ni mmg comic maniac, klu zaman skolah menengah plak, mmg every month xkan penah miss utopia, hype, gempak, kreko, wira tunggal, hunter x hunter, one piece.. Mmg gle kentang, bilik aku kat skola dulu bleh dikatakan library komik, sme org datang bace, pk2 balik nyesal lak aku x cas dulu, klu x mesti da kaye skrg, hahah!

Dan skrg ble dah masuk zaman dewase (la-sangat), aku da stop beli komik2 ni KECUALI one piece & Apo?, hehe.. yg lain tu, zaman maju skrg ni, bace kut tenet sudah.. Pk2 balik, aku da jadi lebey matang la kan? kan?? kan???? ha ha ha ha! (gelak matang)

Papehal pn smpai mati aku xkan benti bace komik..

Mmg Anak Anjing

2009-12-09T11:46:00.002+08:00

Pagi tadi aku terbangun lewat ckit, bese2 tdo pas subuh kol 7.20 da bangun mandi + siap2.. Ri ni kol 7.30 baru terjage, kalut la skit jadinye.. skit je la tp, haha.. lam 7.45 aku gerak g tempat keje, punch in btul2 kol 8 pagi, pergh..

Nak dijadikan cerite, on the way nak g keje tadi, btul2 kat jalan besar, tgh2 kerete banyak aku nmpk ade bende coklat kat tgh2 jalan, betul2 atas line putus2 tu.. dari jauh nmpk cam bangkai binatang.. ble aku dekat tu, mmg btul binatang, anak anjing, gaye cam tgh duduk (anjing duduk la, bukan gaye manusie duduk, haha)..

Ble aku lepas je anjing tu, aku tgk side mirror, mak aih, x mati lg anak anjing tu, aku ingatkan da mati kne langgar.. mate die terbukak luas, muke mmg cam cuak gle.. maybe baru lepas kne langgar, x mati, cdere kat mane2.. aku jadi kesian gle, serbe salah nak benti ke xnak, kete kiri kanan banyak, sume duk elak kat anjing tu, tp klu lori 10 tayar ke yg lalu aku xtau la die elak ke x, huhu..

Last2 aku x benti.. smpai skrg aku rs bersalah gle.. smpai skrg aku rs x tenang.. Ya Allah, hope ade la mane2 insan mulie yg tlg alihkan anjing tu g tepi jalan.. hope anjing tu x jd bangkai la time aku nak balik umah tuk rehat jap lagi.. huhuhu.. teringat2 muke anak anjing tu lam paleotak aku..

Ari tu jugak aku nmpk dpn mate aku, kucing berlari nak lintas jalan kne langgar, tercampak jauh, sib bek x kne lenyek.. kompem patah mane2 py ah.. x dinafikan jugak kat area kepala batas ni sangat2 banyak bangkai2 kucing kat atas jalan, huhuhu, tp lam banyak2 bangkai tu sgt lege x satupun dari kete aku..

Kalau la aku bleh usulkan kat kerajaan supaye wat laluan melintas tuk binatang..

If You Think Your Life is Miserable, Think Again..

2009-12-04T11:09:00.002+08:00

If you think your life is miserable..

Just because you've broken up with your pair..

You better think again..

Because somewhere out there..

Someone might never had a pair..

Worse, when they are already forty..

If you think your life is miserable..

Because your loved one just died..

You better think again..

Because somewhere out there..

Someone might lose theirs in the early stage of their life..

Worse, they might not even had a chance to know them..

If you think your life is miserable..

Because you've come from a poor family..

You better think again..

Because somewhere out there..

Someone might never had a family..

Worse, they only ate one meal per 3 days..

Humans..

Will not appreciate what they have..

Until they have lost it..

Will not know the important..

Until it's too late..

Because of lust, appreciation is forgotten..

Thank God for everything You had given me..

Where Were You?

2009-11-29T02:02:00.003+08:00

Bestfriends, are there every time u turn your head.. Either in times of happiness or difficulties.. Knows your every good and bad.. Knows your every love and hate.. Your every strength and weaknesses.. But somewhere in know-it-all, there's a vital point missing, just knowing doesn't really make u a bestfriend..

Where were you, when ur 'bestfriend' had his moment in life? Are you there with him sharing his every joy and happiness? Or are u somewhere else, pretending to care.. But deep inside you just don't actually give a shit..

Where were you, when ur 'bestfriend' had his difficulties in life? Are you there with him? Or are u somewhere else, enjoying your every moment, without even cared about the moment your 'bestfriend' were having..

Where were you, when ur 'bestfriend' were stab in the back by his so called friends? Are you there backing him up? Or are you just playing it all up.. So your feelings are not affected, without even cared about his feeling.. Or you just doesn't know it, and hoping it stay that way..

Where were you? Ask yourself, are you really his bestfriend? Or just 'bestfriend'? Or maybe just a normal friend who knows it all? Or not a friend at all?

Honestly, those questions are there messing with my head.. Fuck that!

Rumput

2009-11-23T15:30:00.002+08:00

Semalam time aku bukak email, terjumpe aku email ni dikalangan email2 facebook yg bertimbun.. It's a very2 nice story and it makes me thinking for almost 5 minutes, haha..

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Pada suatu pagi di satu sekolah menengah, ada seorang pelajar bertanya pada seorang guru yang sedang mengajar.. Ketika itu, guru tersebut sedang menyentuh mengenai kasih dan sayang secara am.. Dialog di antara pelajar dan guru tersebut berbunyi begini:

Pelajar: Cikgu, macam mana kita nak pilih seseorang yang terbaik sebagai orang paling kita sayang? Macam mana juga kasih sayang itu nak berkekalan?

Cikgu: Oh, awak nak tahu ke? Emmm...baiklah, sekarang kamu buat apa yang saya suruh.. Ikut je ye...mungkin kamu akan dapat apa jawapannya.

Pelajar: Baiklah...apa yang saya harus buat?

Cikgu: Kamu pergi ke padang sekolah yang berada di luar kelas sekarang juga.. Kamu berjalan di atas rumput di situ dan sambil memandang rumput di depan kamu, pilih mana yang PALING cantik tanpa menoleh ke belakang lagi walaupun sekali. Dan kamu petiklah rumput yang PALING cantik yang berada di depan kamu tersebut dan selepas itu bawa balik ke kelas..

Pelajar: Ok.. Saya pergi sekarang dan buat apa yang cikgu suruh..

Apabila pelajar tersebut balik semula ke kelas, tiada pun rumput yang berada di tangannya. Maka cikgu pun bertanya kepada pelajar tersebut..

Cikgu: Mana rumput yang cikgu suruh petik?

Pelajar: Oh, tadi saya berjalan di atas rumput dan sambil memandang rumput yang berada di situ, saya carilah rumput yang paling cantik.. Memang ada banyak yang cantik tapi cikgu kata petik yang paling cantik maka saya pun terus berjalan ke depan sambil mencari yang paling cantik tanpa menoleh ke belakang lagi.. Tapi sampai di penghujung padang , saya tak jumpa pun yang paling cantik. Mungkin ada di antara yang di belakang saya sebelum itu tapi dah cikgu cakap tak boleh menoleh ke belakang semula, jadi tiadalah rumput yang saya boleh petik..

Cikgu: Ya, itulah jawapannya. Maknanya, apabila kita telah berjumpa dengan seseorang yang kita sayang, janganlah kita hendak mencari lagi yang lebih baik daripada itu.. Kita patut hargai orang yang berada di depan kita sebaik-baiknya. Janganlah kita menoleh ke belakang lagi kerana yang berlaku tetap dah berlaku.. Dan semoga yang berlalu tidak lagi berulang.. Jika kita berselisih faham dengan orang yang kita sayang itu, kita boleh perbetulkan keadaan dan cuba teruskan perhubungan tersebut walaupun banyak perkara yang menggugat perhubungan tersebut.. Dan ingatlah orang yang kita sayang itulah kita jumpa paling cantik dan paling baik pada MULAnya walaupun nak ikutkan banyak lagi yang cantik dan baik seperti rumput tadi.. KECUALILAH jika perhubungan tersebut tak boleh diselamatkan lagi, maka barulah kita mulakan sekali lagi.. Maka sayangilah orang yang berada di depan kita dengan tulus dan ikhlas..

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Moral dari aku, appreciate someone that u already have, coz if u lose it, u might not find someone as perfect as that and u might spend ur whole life regretting.. =)

Pabile Si Celake Masuk Panggung

2009-11-16T00:01:00.002+08:00

Tgk wayang mmg syok, nak2 klu tgk cite2 mantop cam Senario The Movie Episod 1.. hahahah.. Xde la, nak2 klu tgk cite2 mantop cam Transformers, G. I. Joe, Spiderman, Iron Man dan yang paling latest 2012.. Mmg kepuasan hati yg maksima klu bleh layan cite2 ni kat wayang.. Namun begitu, ade sesetengah manusie yang berperangai pelik yang bile masuk panggung leh merosakkan mood kite yang happening dari awalnye bertukar kepade mood celake-betul-aku-nak-layan-cite-pon-x-sedap.. Sini aku listkan perangai2 mereke yg PERNAH aku jumpe lam panggung:

Bersembang - maybe yg ni sme org pon pena jumpe.. Org duk sibuk tengok cite, die duk sibuk bercerite kat member sebelah pasal abang die tertangkap badak air kat Laut Cine Selatan.. Pulak tu kuat plak nyembangnye sehinggekan org2 yg xnak dengar pon tdengar cerite menarik-la-sangat die tu.. Kak oi, klu nak bersembang baik xyah masuk panggung, baik masuk pertandingan bercerite..

Busuk yg teramat - haha, yg ni jumpe mase tgk ng member2 aku; amin ng achem ari tu.. pergh, die duk sebelah kiri achem, sblh kanan achem amin pastu aku.. aku yg duk jauh dari die pon bleh bau.. Bukan setakat busuk, tapi tengik yg menusuk2 ke hidung dan kalbu.. Xtau la cane achem yg duk sebelah die tu bau, haha.. Agaknye tjatuh lam loji taik kot on the way nak g tgk wayang.. Kot ye pon, mandi la dulu bro, adoyai, x phm aku manusie cani..

Bising - Same versi gak ng nyembang tadi, tapi ditambah2 lak ng gelak2 yg melampau disamping mengutuk2 cerite dgn kuat.. Uih aku ingat lagi mase ni, ade sorg minah kat blkg aku, py la bising, gelak bunyi cam babi.. Panas x panas nye time tu hanye Tuhan yg tahu.. Yg pentingnye minah ni mmg x cukup perhatian mak bapak mase kecik2 dulu, pastu ble masuk panggung mule nak cari publicity murahan.. abis je cite aku bangun dan pusing belakang, dah agak dah, minah gemok cam badak air kne obesity.. Mmg celake..

Tidur berdengkur - Yg ni aku xtau ape motip die masuk panggung, awal2 cite dah tido, berdengkur plak tu.. Yg bangangnye sbb duk btul2 sblh aku.. Mak aih, mamat ni berdengur py la kuat, org yang lalu lalang kat luar panggung tu pon bleh dengar aku rase.. Nak tido balik bilik la mangkok oii.. jahanam btul..

Goyang2 kerusi org depan - Time ni pak arab, xtau la kot2 kaki die panjang sangat, die leh main goyang2 kerusi aku kat depan, gampang py orang.. Beli la kerusi sebijik weh wat goyang2 kat umah, dari duk ganggu ketenteraman org len, bahalol btul..

Bace subtitle kuat2 - Yg ni baru aku jumpe smlm time tgk phobia 2.. Mmg x penah aku jumpe org cani, setiap kali kuar subtitle die akan bace.. baru blaja membace ke jahanam oi?? adoyai, x phm btul aku.. ke die bacekan untuk aku kot2 aku x phm bahase melayu?? laaa, np x ckp awal2.. damn py worang..

Dan bermacam2 lagi la karenah manusie2 ni ble masuk panggung.. Just nak ckp yg panggung wayang ni tempat public, bukan tempat atuk kite py.. so ble dah masuk panggung tu, plis jage la batas2 sebagai seorang manusie.. sbb kite tgk cite ramai2, bukan kite sorg je, so don't act like a selfish idiot and gladly tell everyone u're dat.. Adiosz..

Please Come Back Baby

2009-11-11T21:41:00.001+08:00

Please come back baby..

So I can shove a shotgun up your ass..

Pull the trigger seven times..

Destroyed your every organs..

And watch you bleed and die..

Before you even had a chance to say a word..

Please come back baby..

So I can cut you into twelve..

Feed stray dogs with your flesh..

But too bad..

Even they wouldn't eat it..

Cause it's already full of maggots and shit..

Please come back baby..

So I can tie u up on a rail road..

Oh don't worry dear..

I'll keep your mouth open..

So I can hear u scream..

Seconds before the train grilled you of course..

Please come back baby..

So i can smother u with thorn cable..

Puncture your every body parts with bowie knife..

And pluck your eyeballs out..

Oh by the way..

I will make all of that slowly so you can feel all of it..

Please come back baby..

So I can smack your head against the wall..

So many times..

You're brain would crashed and scattered all over..

Oh you don't mind would u?

Cause you're not even using it even a millimeter..

Please come back baby..

I told u I have thousand reasons..

Millions maybe..

So what the hell are you waiting for?

Please..

Come back baby.. =)

Life Without You

2009-11-10T15:40:00.002+08:00

Dulu..

Kamu lah yg menemaniku..

Setiap siang dan malamku..

Setiap detik, setiap saat, setiap jam, setiap hari..

Setiap bulan, setiap tahun, setiap sume2 la.. eheh..

Tidak pernah ku tempuhi 1 hari tanpamu.. kalau x bz la..

Kau la pelita (sial) hidupku..

Menerangi waktu malamku, menerang2kan lagi waktu siangku.. silau aku dibuatmu.. celake btul..

Tp aku ttp perlukan mu..

Sesaat tanpamu, ibarat tidak lawas berak ku..

Owh, sungguh sayu..

Kini..

Kamu telah pergi jauh dariku..

Terpaksa ku tempuhi hari2 yang mendatang.. tanpa kamu.. di sisiku..

Alangkah lainnya perasaan ini..

Seperti melihat seekor memerang mengawan dgn seekor lelabi..

Seperti melihat seekor babi terbang tinggi..

Asek2 babi..

Ahh, persetankan babi itu..

Apekah perasaan ini?

Ya, tidak syak lg, inilah kehilangan..

Bila..

Bilakah mungkin kau akan kembali ke dalam hidupku?

Adakah kau xkan kembali buat selame2 nya?

Tidak!

Aku rindukan mu..

Aku sayangkan mu..

Dan aku pasti, dan aku yakin..

Kamu juga rindu dan sayangkan ku..

Engkau pasti akan kembali berada di sisiku..

Akan aku tunggu, hingga hujung pernafasan langitku (sofaz: 2009)..

Sesungguhnya..

Tanpa kamu..

Cane aku nak men facebook?

Owh Internet.. Celake btul hidup tanpamu.. eheh..

Money & Wrong Decision

2009-11-07T23:47:00.003+08:00

Kadang2 keputusan yang kite pilih, wat kite menyesal seumur idup.. Wat kite berharap agar mase ni bleh rewind balik, pause & play cam lam muvi.. It's ok kalau keputusan tu melibatkan who we are, at least kite leh blaja tuk jadi lebey baik.. yg aku nak story skunk sal keputusan yg melibatkan duit, duit terbang cenggitu je, yg memang xde pekdah watsoever melainkan celake smate2..

Aku sangat senang kuarkan duit, x pk panjang sangat, dan ni aku rs merupekan kelemahan yg cube aku baiki.. ble aku nak something, aku akan dapatkan, tnpe berpk pnjg.. Kadang2 smpai sesen pon xde lam poket, huahua.. Kalau pkare2 cam wayang, bowling, karok, heh, xyah cakap la, sanggup korek tabung babi kalau ade.. tp yg pkare2 ni aku x menyesal la plak.. Spnjg idup aku ade 3 pkare melibatkan duit yg aku mmg silap wat kputusan dan sangat2 aku sesali..

1st case mase aku 1st year kat ukm kot.. mase tu kat stesen komuter midvalley, ade la amoi2 yang duk promote simkad celcom kat situ.. mase aku lalu tu ade la sorg amoi cun-la-jugak tarik aku, suh daftar ng celcom, percume katenye, prepaid plak katenye.. ms tu mmg aku xde lg no celcom, so aku pon terpedaye la, daftar la name.. yg x thn nye, siap amik 2 lg sim kad, niat satu lg nak bg kat member aku, fuh, niat py la baik.. Pastu balik2 x pakai ponn, almaklumla mase tu nset pon ade sbijik je, ms tu jugak aku pengguna maxis yg tegar.. tup tap tup tap, sebulan pastu smpai bil kat umah, 2 keping lak tu bil, suh bayar lam RM50 tuk 1 simkad.. mmg celake.. amoi tu pon celake, cakap prepaid, rupenye postpaid, lahabau btul.. so aku call celcom, die suh terminate, nak tunggu terminate tu plak berlalu la lagi 1 bulan, so ms tu aku kne bayar tuk due2 sim tu tuk 2 bulan.. so total RM200++ terbang x kembali..

Mase aku 2nd year plak, aku tetibe x dpt asrama, dpt flatlet.. mase tu xde lagi wireless jaring tu, so kehidupan aku kat flatlet py la bosan nak mati sbb xde tenet.. nak dipendekkan cerite 1 hari tu ade la org promote maxis berukbeng kat ukm tu, mase pc fair.. so aku yg mmg nak tenet ni, tanpe pk banyak, terus la mendaftar menjadi ahli maxis berukbeng dgn jayenye.. 1st payment RM200; pendaftaran ng 1st month.. aku amik pakej yg paling laju, RM98 sebulan, 3.6gb per second katenye lam pemplat maxis tu.. ble dah pakai dekat sebulan, fuh, kelajuannye tetap seperti siput babi patah kaki, kalau ade kaki la.. so aku pakai la dekat 4 bulan, dan 8 bulan selepasnye aku x pakai, aku xtau knape aku x pakai & aku xtau np aku x terminate je mase tu.. aku ade call maxis, & die cakap kontrak setahun aku x abis lg, so kalau nak terminate awal kne cas.. sbb tu la kot.. pastu cukup je setahun, aku pon terus terminate, nak dijadikan cerite aku terminate lewat skit, setahun 2 ari kot.. Bangang x bangang nye maxis ni, 2 ari lmbt tu die cas sbg bulan seterusnye.. so scare kesimpulannye tuk berukbeng ni aku duit aku terbang lam RM800++ begitu sahaje sbb x pakai dan sampai skrg baki yg 2 ari tu, RM100++ aku x bayar lg, haha, g mampos la maxis berukbeng..

3rd case plak baru je tjadi kat aku.. membuatkan aku rs sangat bodohnye diri ni.. otw gi penang ari tu, singgah jap kat R&R tanjung malim isi minyak.. Ngah2 isi tu ade la sorg mamat indon ni dtg pelawe 'barang panas', nset Nokia N95 8gb bai.. Harge kat kedai sribu lbey mau.. memule tu die offer RM600, fuh, mane ade duit sbyk tu time tu.. bincang py bincang die stuju bg RM300+enset nokia 7210 (daun) aku.. Aku yg memang dah rambang mate ni+mmg berniat nak tkr enset ni, tanpe pk panjang terus sambau la.. So nak dijadikan cerite aku da rase len macam pas beli tu.. pulak tu tgh otw ke penang, xde mase la nak godam2.. Sampai je penang, aku godam la.. pergh, bentuk luar mmg mantap abis, tp kat dalam cam celake-anak-haram.. Semue function xleh pakai, amik gamba pon gamba x jumpe cari, ntah simpan kat mane, haha, mmg gampang.. aku pon g la ty kat kedai, rupenye nset yg aku sambar tu china py set yg kat kedai pon harge lam RM300++ yang just bleh men msg ng call, function lain tarak.. So terang2 aku da kene tipu ng mamat indon tu, fuh, bodohnye rs diri ini, patutnye aku bleh detect awal2, tp sbb nak py pasal, x pk dah.. so ari ni aku nak angkat la enset lain, nak trade in la enset Nokia 'N95 8gb-la sangat' tu, sbb x sanggup dah rasenye nak pakai.. Pegi perangin mall, paling mahal kedai nak enset tu RM130 je! Mcm celake.. So terang2 aku da rugi dekat RM300 kat situ.. Nset daun aku ori woo, walaupon klasik tp ade kedai yg nak lg mahal dari enset babi tu.. So aku trade in la enset babi tu, angkat Sony Ericsson G705, kali ni bukan china datang la, huhu..

Mende2 ni membuatkan aku pk betape bodohnye aku lam menghandle duit.. Betape careless nye aku lam menguruskan hal kewangan sendiri.. Bodohnye sbb ak terus mengulangi kesilapan yg same 2, 3 kali.. Bayangkan betape byknye bende lain yg aku bleh wat ng duit2 yg aku bazirkan camtu je.. Hope aku bleh ubah/elak bende ni & hope xkan ade pkare yg ke-4..

My Work

2009-11-05T22:06:00.001+08:00

Setelah sekian lame menjadi penanam anggur yang terhormat di samping mengambil keje part time sbg seorang suri rumah bekap, Alhamdulillah, akhirnya Tuhan memberi aku rezeki yang x mampu tuk aku tolak.. akhirnya impian plastic aku untuk menjadi seorang facebooker seumur idup tergadai stakat tu je, haha, amin to that..

Secara jujurnya, masih ade sedikit kesangsian sblm aku terime keje ni, masih byk persoalan yg bermain2 kat minda.. cam will I like this job? Is it enough? X jauh sgt ke? Dan banyak lagi bermain2 lam minda 22 tahun aku ni.. Well i must say, aku masih seorg manusie yg normal sbb berpikiran camtu.. Namun aku teruskan, dengan sedikit semangat dalam diri, dan sedikit bantuan dari insan2 sekeliling..

Keje aku x susah, same cam buah, ikut musim, kadang2 sibuk sangat, kadang2 xde ape nak wat sangat.. ni bukan berdasarkan pengalaman, kang korg ckp plak baru keje x smpai seminggu da leh wat kesimpulan, kui2.. yg ni boss aka RO (research officer) aku yg gtau.. aku keje sbg die py research assistant atau RA yang org2 salu sebut tu.. So sbg seorg RA yang mempunyai etika pekerjaan yang mantap-la-sangat, aku perlu membantu lam semua projek yang RO aku wat.. senang cakap ade byk la jugak projek yang die nak jalankan, dan sme projek tu pasal padi.. Dan dlm byk2 projek tu, ade 1 projek yg sangat penting, pasal padi draught tolerance.. sbb ape penting? Sbb projek atau kajian ni la yg bakal aku publish lam tesis master aku.. tapi aku xleh tumpu kat projek ni je, sbb aku adelah seorg RA yang berdedikasi serta mantap, haha..

Mainly keje aku terbahagi kpd 2 bahagian, 1 part kat bendang, tanam2 sme tu, dan 1 lg kat lab.. aku diberitahu lg yg biase2 pepagi turun bendang lu, ptg2 baru masuk lab.. for this moment aku x berpeluang lg tuk masuk lab, just berpeluang turun ke bendang, tanam padi.. 1 thing 4 sure, tanam padi sbnr xde la sesenang tanam padi lam Farmville, huahua.. banyak yang perlu dibuat, 1st membajak, then bajak lg bagi rate, then wat plot, then baru la tanam.. sementare nak tunggu matured tu byk la yg kne wat, kawalan rumpai, baje n sebagainya..

Esok genap 1 minggu aku keje.. baru satu minggu, tp aku cam dpt assume cane bakal kehidupan aku slame 2 tahun kat sni.. and guessed wat, buat pertame kali lam idup aku, aku x penah pon rase secertain yg aku rase skrg ni.. sgale yg aku wat n bakal wat kat sni, dari keje2 kotor menanam hinggela ke keje2 lab, aku tersangat la pasti yg inilah keje yg aku cari2 selame ini.. dan yg penting, aku tersangat hepi dengan ape yg aku wat skrg.. time kasih Tuhan kerane memberi aku peluang yg xkan aku sesali seumur idup aku ni, aku pasti..

Owh btw, aku sangat berpuas ati ng suasane kat sni juge, ngee, meh2 sume dtg sini..

Thanks kpd semua yg tlg n salu sapot aku tuk decide ms depan aku.. I promise I will do my best.. =)

My One and Only

2009-10-26T21:02:00.002+08:00

The very first time I saw you, it was only just a glimpse, nothing out of the ordinary.. What can I say, at that time, my heart was with this particular someone, the very first someone that successfully stole my heart, moved my heart towards this thing called love.. The desire and the passion of love were so perfect, nearly makes me lost in this heavenly environment..

It was nearly 5 years ago, when I first realized about your existence.. Surprisingly, u met with my someone, fight with her to prove who's the boss, who's better, who's supposedly belong with me.. Amazingly, it was you.. You've proven that you're the best.. That night, every seconds watching you was worth it.. Your passion nearly drove me nuts, your desire surely took my heart..

From that moment, you belong with me.. No one else are there inside my heart, it was just you.. You motivated me in my way of living, you gave me some powerful heart for me to overcome every obstacles.. You did gave me somethings others failed to..

Until today, you're still the love of my life.. But everybody makes mistakes, and so does you.. Words keeps coming, everyone was so upset with you.. Some even lose faith in you.. But it doesn't move me even a little.. My love towards u was enormous, no man can ever challenge the way I feel towards you.. I forgive your every wrong-doing, cause you are my soul.. We have our ups and down, happiness and disappointment.. Yet every moments I spend with you is the moment I treasure forever and ever for the rest of my life..

I promise with my heart and soul, that forever, you will never walk alone.. Cause you are my one and only, LIVERPOOL.. =)

footnote:

you = Liverpool

someone = AC Milan

love = Football

BFF & Lover

2009-10-16T04:48:00.000+08:00

BFF and lover are 2 different terms which indicate either same or different person.. A BFF may be a person u knew ur whole life, growing up together, with high probability of having the same interest where from the start they promised each other that whatever happens, they will always back each other up and that's when they also promised that they will be best friend forever..

A lover may be someone u just knew on short period of time, have a heart (maybe) for each other and decided to share the upcoming days altogether, planning the future and spending each and every minutes sharing story, love and lies.. But in the end, nobody knows where the relationship lead, it may end with a happy ending or the opposite.. Fair to say, finding your true love is a risk worth fighting for, if you found the right one..

So, can BFF be your lover? I dare to say that it's possible.. But are u willing to risk a whole-life-relationship with your BFF by changing them to become ur lover? One simple mistake, boom, no more BFF.. in fact, it may also be no more F.. Jealousy starts becoming an issue and arguing starts becoming a routine.. And that's when the fear took over.. So why took the risk? Hurmm..

Life's seems unfair when u've worked so hard for something, but in the end that thing just drove away from you.. But the truth lies beneath, life is always fair..

Again, finding ur true love is a fight worth fighting for, but not all people have the courage and willing to throw them for the people they always knew they love the most....

p/s: this is not what u think it is.. =p

Aku Xtau Nak Buat Pe Dah...

2009-10-10T19:04:00.000+08:00

Aku lam dilema, dilema yang sangat2 tentang hala tuju idup aku.. Hope korg leh bg pendapat, hope sangat2..

Dilema 1: aku dpt tawaran RA (research assistant) dari MARDI, so mesti sambung master.. x dpt gaji tp dapat elaun lam RM1500 sebulan.. Kirenye jadi RA secara kontrak ng MARDI slame 2 tahun.. After 2 tahun blum tentu bleh keje ng MARDI & maybe akan sambung PhD plak, sbb Dr. Habib dari MARDI tu ckp klu nak jd researcher at least PhD.. So kirenye klu aku sambung kat MARDI ni, scare x langsung aku smbung blaja la.. Assume kalau amik PhD lam 3 tahun la, so aku kne blaja lagi 5 tahun.. Yang bestnye kalau aku sambung sni, aku leh teruskan lam bidang aku, x terpesong kemane2 yg xde kaitan.. dan of cos lps abis blaja leh dpt keje la..

Dilema 2: aku bleh tolak offer RA dari MARDI tu & stat cari keje.. aku dpt interview dari Vads Berhad, syarikat ICT la, tuk jwtn Customer Service Consultant.. x kate dah dapat, tp kalau dapat gaji lam RM1700++ plus allowance plus bonus (syarikat swasta kan).. yang bestnye aku bleh terus keje dan kumpul duit banyak2 tnpe tunggu 5 tahun, kalau dapat la.. yg x bestnye plak bidang mmg lari terus dari bidang yg aku blaja, bleh kate 100% terpesong.. tp still bende biase lam idup..

Dan bende2 ni sume dipengaruhi oleh kisah lam idup aku ni plak.. abah tinggalkan kami 7 bulan lepas, dan skrg kami hidup dengan harta peninggalan abah, yg bile2 mase pon boleh abis, sbb kami dah xde sumber pendapatan lain.. abg aku blum dapat keje tetap, skrg keje2 biase yg gaji lam RM1000+ sebulan yg scare logiknye x mampu nak tampung kami berenam.. Sbb tu kalau boleh aku dah xnak blaja, aku nak keje sbb nk tlg family aku, nak tlg mak aku, nak tlg adik2 aku.. tp rs rugi sgt kalau nak lepas offer tuk sambung master tu..

Aku btul2 dah blur.. I'm begging 4 everyone opinion..

The Truth

2009-10-10T02:24:00.000+08:00

warning: edisi bahase terengganu, x phm suda..

Bende sbeno, memang susoh kite nok trime.. btape pahiknye.. btape kite rase, dakyoh tahu pon dokpe, x nyusoh ke sape2, x ssakit ke sape2.. tapi hakikatnye, bnde sbeno ni la hok sbeno2nye jjadi.. Bende sbeno ni la hok wak kite sedo, guane manusie ni sbenonye..

Due tahung lebih, niat aku memule, biase je, nok ade org wak temang.. koho lame koho sayang.. due tahung lebih, dari sesikit2 sayang, sapa la sebeso2nye, x penoh kurang.. kabo blake ke saing2, ke koge, xdok hok udoh melainkang hok come2 blake.. sume orang kna doh, sume org tahu doh..

Tapi due tahung lebih, hanye sekador taruhang.. Due tahung org bleh jadi come, tapi dalang 5 bulang org bleh jadi bangang.. xdok makne ke due tahung setengoh tu?? ade, banyok maknenye..

Due tahung lebih ajor aku banyok kkare.. wala secome2 mane pong manusie, dakyoh la nok nila dari luo je.. kadang tu muke je come, peranga kite xtau.. lg aku blajo, wala lame mane pong kite pegang bende tu, x pasti slamenye kite bleh pegang, wala banyok mane pong kite wak, kite usahe, ketentuang bukang kat tangang kite sorang.. Due taung lebih aku blajo yang kite ni tokkan kemane klu asyik menipu je, bia la menipu orang laing ata mnipu diri sniri..

Manusie bleh bruboh skelik mate je, dang jujo aku kate, mu bukang orang hok aku penoh kna, mu bukang org hok aku penoh sayang.. mu doh jadi orang laing hok aku x kna lasung.. jujo aku kate, aku anggak org hok aku penoh sayang dulu xdok doh kat dunie ni.. aku anggak org tu mati doh.. mati kne telang ng zamang, mati kne telang ng ketaksubang, mati kne telang ng segalenye..

Dang sbb tu jugok aku nok mu tau, aku x rase bende pon, walau sutir habuk, aku x rase bende pon lepah mu xdok.. slamak tingga slame2nye..

hok sebeno2nye.. ammaR..

Lies, Lies & Lies

2009-10-03T19:07:00.000+08:00

Menipu.. ade yg menipu untuk hidup dan menipu untuk teruskan hidup.. Namun ade juga yang menggunakan penipuan sbg care hidup.. Menipu keluarga, menipu rakan2, menipu semua org, dari sekecil2 penipuan, hinggalah sebesar2nya..

Knp manusie menipu? Senang.. ade yg menipu sbb terpakse, tipu sunat katenye, kalau x tipu susah.. Ade yg menipu sbb nak lari pd masalah, kalau x tipu makin2 bermasalah.. Ade yg tipu sbb dah mmg hobi menipu, kecik2 mak dah ajar menipu, ble dah besar pe lg? praktik la kan? heh..

Penipuan dalam percintaan pula? x dinafikan, sudah menjadi satu perkare penting.. Ape gune bercinta kalau sekadar kejujuran? keikhlasan? kepercayaan? tolak ansur? Di manekah aspek yg paling penting lam bercinta? penipuan.. Bile dah stat menipu, xkan boleh berhenti.. Memule stat dgn penipuan yg paling remeh, namun akhirnya berakhir dgn penipuan yg maha besar, yg x mungkin ade jalan untuk berpatah balik..

Yang pasti, percintaan bila disalut dengan penipuan, tidak mungkin akan kekal selamanya.. Kejujuran dilupekan, penipuan dikuatkuasakan.. Itulah satu kesilapan besar yang mesti dielak.. Kejujuran adalah segalanya, walaupon kadang2 kejujuran adalah sangat2 sukar untuk diterima.. Namun daripada kejujuran, muncul keikhlasan, muncul perasaan ingin bertolak ansur, muncul perasaan sayang yang tiada tandingannya..

Mulekan dgn kejujuran, akhiri dengan kejujuran.. Tidak mustahil, bahagie hingga akhir hayat.. =)

Pos Motem Raye..

2009-09-27T23:40:00.000+08:00

Taun lepas, raye sangat2 hambar, eksiden 2 ari sblm raye, terus rosakkan mood raye, pulak tu jalan2 braye pon ciput je.. rase cam xde makne langsung raye tu..

Sblm raye taun ni, aku rs x sdp ati, cam memberikan gambaran yg raye taun ni pon akan jadi cam taun lepas, maybe lebey teruk.. membuatkan aku rs cam xyh ade hari raye pon xpe..

Tp ternyate sangkaan aku silap.. raye taun ni aku rs sungguh2 bermakne, lain dari yg lain, thanks kat family aku dan kawan2 aku.. Aku sungguh sayang kat kamu sume.. :)

Member aku, Mohd Hisham bin Mazlan, kawin time raye ke-4.. awal sungguh mu kawin sang, hehe, moge bahagie sentiase aku doakan.. N sbb Hisham ni kawin, member2 lame aku time skola dulu sme berkumpul ari ni, scare automatik jd cam reunion yang x dirancang.. Bukan senang tuk kami kumpul ramai2 cani, walaupon kebanyakkannye tinggal kat Terengganu.. so peluang cani kami gunekan sebaek2nye.. cewwah, hahah.. N hari ni merupekan antare hari yg paling best lam idup aku dan akan aku kenang smpai la ke mati.. :)

N hari2 raye yg lain (seminggu raye) pon xde sangat di isi dgn lepak2 kat umah je cam raye taun lepas.. bleh dikatekan tetiap ari pon aku kuar, samade pegi beraye umah member, pegi open house umah member, pegi lepak2 minum2 air ng member, men futsal, lepak2 kat pantai pon ade.. haha.. :p So dipendekkan cite, seminggu raye taun ni, fuh, sungguh memberi berjuta2 pengertian.. Aku even lepak ng mereke yang lame dah aku nak lepak sesame, yg sblm ni lepak lam chat room je kot, hahha.. :p

Time kasih banyak2 kat sume yg telah membuatkan hari raye aku taun ni sungguh bermakne.. Aku sayang kamu lebey dr aku syg diri aku sniri, hee.. :)

p/s: I can smile without u.. :) :)

A Night Before

2009-09-19T02:17:00.000+08:00

Tomorrow will be the Hari Raya Aidilfitri, the moment each and every Muslims been waiting for after a whole month of fasting.. The sound of the firecracker can be heard all over the country, triggered everyones' enthusiasm towards the next important day..

Despite everyones' excitement to celebrate Hari Raya, the other way goes for me.. I know this Hari Raya will be different, a lot of things has change, people keeps coming and going.. It just give me a sign that this year celebration will be a lot more dull compared to the last (last time I've been in an accident 2 days before the big day)..

Of all things, this is the first Hari Raya without my father.. Thinking of that, sometimes I wish there were no Hari Raya this year.. Thinking of that, it makes me hate listening to Hari Raya song.. Thinking of that, I wish I could turn back time to the last Hari Raya, so I can bring home the camera's charger, for us to take our family photos together..

I know it's wrong to think like that.. I know everyones been trying their best to make this Hari Raya a very meaningful one.. I'm sorry, feelings beyond words, deep inside, I hope I will have a nice Hari Raya celebration..

Selamat Hari Raya, Maaf Zahir & Batin..

Break Kejap

2009-09-15T21:08:00.000+08:00

yea, kite break jap, minum2 dulu, sak kok lu.. Break atau rehat mmg sangat sinonim ng kite as manusia, apatah lagi Melayu.. pantang ade break, walau 2, 3 minit, kompem pegi kafe, lepak2, minum air, haha.. well, that's normal..

yang aku nak story kat sni, bukan pasal break yg kat atas ni, tapi break lam percintaan.. bukan break up biase; ending the whole relationship, tp break up yang sementara atau sekejap atau buat seketika dan sebagainya.. Aku positif maybe ramai yang penah mengalami atau yg wat cani.. Sbg contoh:

"kite break up sejap bleh? sy perlu mase snirian la skrg ni"..

ade banyak sbb knp org leh wat cani, dan aku akui aku sniri pon penah wat cani.. n the reason aku wat cani adalah kerana aku dah bosan n penat n letih ng relationship ketike tu, dan aku mmg betul2 perlukan mase utk diri sniri, utk kengkawan, utk family dsb.. dan akhirnye relationship yg aku bajet break kejap tu break untuk selame2nye.. secare kasarnye, ungkapan break kejap tu just salah satu cara yg lembut tuk break up 4ever.. dats one of my opinion..

namun, aku still rase ade sbb len lagi knp break kejap ni leh jadi isu.. sbg contoh, seseorang mungkin tersuke kat org len sedangkan die dah ade someone ketike itu.. jadi sbg langkah berjage2 agar someone tu x terluke, die amik langkah tuk break kejap, so die bleh pk ng masak2 sape yg die nak, where in the end, someone tu mungkin akan terluke jugak.. dats another point..

and ade banyak lagi sbb knp org nak break kejap2 ni, ade yg terpisah jejauh sbb blaja, keje dsb, n rase cam x mampu nak bg komitmen, so break la kejap, kalau ade jodoh x kemane (salah satu ayat glemer lam break up).. dan ade jugak yg break kejap sbb terlampau tensen ng pasangan, yg kalau diteruskan leh membawa kemudaratan kpd diri sniri.. dan banyak lagi la sebab musababnye..

papehal pon ade positif n negatifnya break kejap2 ni.. ade yg break kejap, n after a while die sedar yg die xleh idup tanpa si die itu, dan die pon balik smule.. well that's a positive.. yg negatifnye pon berbalik la, after break kejap, rase cam aman damai dunie tanpa si die, so blah je la kan, btpe nak patah balik.. it's that obvious right? terkapai2 la yg belah sane duk tunggu si die x dtg2..

whatever the reason are, someone who are meant 4 each other will always b there 4 each other.. x kisah la break kejap ke, break smpai bebile ke, in the end, if she/he's the one, she/he will b there.. Be positive, live a life of a traveler! :)

p/s: ini bukan kisah aku.. :p

Mayat

2009-09-07T18:22:00.000+08:00

Malam tu, setelah selesai berbuke, dan cam xde pape dah nak dibuat, aku dan TAU bergerak menuju ke Damansara, esoknye ade program induksi tuk training yg aku mintak, nak xnak, kne la g damansara, dekat skit..

Actually pas berbuke tu, aku dah rase serbe x kene, rase x tenang, serbe salah, x menentu.. knape rs cmtu aku sniri pon xtau.. duk sesaje men fb pon rase x sdp ati.. pekejadahnye kan? adoi, takut la plak.. nak xnak, aku terpakse jugak bgerak ke damansara..

Seawal perjalanan, bau yang sangat pelik menusuk2 ke hidung, pergh, busuknye hanye Tuhan yang tau.. yang ngerinye, bau tu datang dari dalam kete aku.. meremang la jugak due tige lai bulu rome aku.. dari mane dtgnye bau tu? aku x brani nak cakap.. tp baunye, masyaAllah, kalah bangkai bigfoot yang baru pas berak.. cam bau mayat pon ade, lebih lagi pade tu..

Aku kuatkan smgt, aku bukak sume tingkap.. hajatnye nak bawak kete rilek2 je malam tu, tp disebabkan bau tu kot, aku bawak x la rilek sangat, 15 minit da smpai damansara.. walau aku dah bukak keempat2 tingkap kete aku tu, bau tu tetap ade, aku dah mule x sedap ati..

Sampai je damansara, aku cepat2 kuar pade krete.. tketar2 la jugak badan aku mase tu sbb lenguh bawak kete.. nak xnak, aku kuatkan hati, branikan diri.. aku bukak pintu belakang belah kiri.. perghh, bau paling kuat dtg dari situ.. rase nak muntah hijau kat situ je.. tetibe mate aku ternampak sesuatu kat tikar kete aku.........

aku pon keluarkan tikar tu dari kete aku, lendir2 hijau menitik2 pade jalan tar.. hampir2 muntah aku dibuatnye.. aku pegi kat paip basuh, lendir2 hijau makin banyak kluar, mase tu aku dah stat menyumpah seranah.. agak bengang la aku dibuatnye.. dengan nada yang lantang aku berate..

"Celake py air tebu, tumpah lam kete aku!"..

03-21704666

2009-09-04T14:29:00.000+08:00

Misteri sungguh nombor ni, dah 3x call aku di mane ketige2 kalinye aku fail tuk angkat, skali last week 2x baru je tadi, nak wat cane, tgh2 lena diulit intan, kih2.. tp rase curious tu tetap ade, sape kah? orang nak offer aku keje kah? penting kah? pulak tu ble call balik x dpt, lagi la menambah2kan rase sangsi dalam diri ni..

pk punye pk, tdetik plak di hati ni nak google je no tu, google py google, ade rupenye, ish3, x sie2 aku google.. rupenye dah banyak aduan pasal no ni, ramai yg dah terkena rupenye.. no tu dari 1 sindiket babi-hape-ntah yg tipu org gune call2 ni, mengaku dari celcom la, WWF la, syarikat insurans la, HLB, MBF dan banyak lagi yg berkaitan.. aih, membazir kudrat je aku duk susah2 pk pasal jadah ni, haram jadah diucapkan kpd diri sniri..

so kpd mereka2 d luar sane, hati2 la klu dpt call dr no ni, klu dah tau pon, angkat je la, main2kan mereke pon ok, bagi mereke rase, haha.. zaman maju cam skrg ni, macam2 org bwat smate2 nak jadi kaye, bek makan roti kaye 60 sen tu, lagi mantop..

chin chow..

Life after Study..

2009-05-27T22:05:00.000+08:00

Halo2, bertemu kita lagi dalam rancangan wakakakanebebebeh.. eheh.. ok2, serius, tetibe lak aku cam ade feel nak menulis ha, feel tu penting untuk segalenye, bayangkan korg berak tanpa feeling, pergh, sia2 je pelaburan itu, kan? wah, merepek lagi nampak gayenye, adoyai..

ok, back to the topic.. Tanggal 18 mei yang lalu, tarikh akhir aku menghantar tesis merangkap juga tarikh akhir aku sebagai pelajar kat UKM ni, wuwu.. x dinafikan, terlalu banyak kenangan manis + pahit + masam + payau yang aku dah alami sepanjang aku kat UKM.. Nak je aku bukak topik just untuk mengenangkan member2 aku yang menemani aku selama ini kat UKM.. tp cam dah ramai kan dak final year yang bukak topik camtu, so kita postpone dulu, haha..

eh terpesong lagi ke arah bertentangan, adoyai.. ok, back to the true topik.. Life aku after dah abis blaja.. Dikala member2 aku yg lain duk sibuk2 cari keje, g interviu sane sini, sambung blaja, aku masih lagi pada aras yang sama.. masih lagi blur memikirkan ape untuk dibuat sehari demi sehari.. wah, cam ayat novel lak tetibe, haha.. hari berganti hari, apa yang aku buat? ngabiskan duit mak aku, damn I feel so guilty as a child, truly I am..

Bukan aku xnak keje lagi, guessed I'm just waiting for the rite time.. Umah x siap renovate lagi, n disebabkan tu, umah skunk tgh bersepah gle, so I'm thinking of taking dis 'free' time untuk tolong2 kat umah, until umah aku dah siap, then barulah aku pk pasal keje ni.. another things is I'm thinking of graduating first before working.. mmg la ramai yang dah keje sebelum grad, tp aku just x feel like it.. scroll pon xde lagi, nak mintak keje pon kalau pakai sijil spm, hurm, malas sungguh.. so aku jangka tarikh rumah aku siap ng tarikh aku grad tu x lame, maybe dekat2, so alasan tu menyokong aku untuk cari keje bile dah grad kang, huhu..

tapi dikala aku keseorangan memikirkan apa untuk dibuat sehari demi sehari, aku jeles dengan kawan2 aku yang bakal sambung master, bakal jadi ra, yang dah bekerja, yang dah berbuat sesuatu demi masa depan mereke.. masing2 sudah punyai matlamat, dikala aku masih blur dengan diri sendiri.. mungkin apa yang aku tulis kat atas tu adalah matlamat aku buat masa ni.. boleh diterima kah? kalau x boleh apa yang patut aku buat?

aku masih blur....

p/s: susahnya nak cari duit!!!

Malas Update..

2009-05-27T06:41:00.000+08:00

Tak dinafikan, berabad dah x update blog, bukan xde idea, just malas + banyak keje + malas lagi.. tapi takpe la, bukan bercite2 nak jadi blogger sejati pown, so xde la nak malu ng diri sndiri.. heh..

Salah satu sebab ngape aku malas ngat nak update blog: facebook.. haramjadah, best la plak men mendalah ni, ng mafia wars la, pet society la, bowling la, poker lagi, adoyai, ng aku2 pon terjebak lam mendalah x bermoral ni, hahah..

act there are too many things yg aku nak tulis, memandangkan aku dah abis blaja, so balik umah.. ble dah balik umah, tenet yang ade pon setakat 12kb per second, nak donlod subtitle pon nak kne tunggu 12 jam, so there's a big possibility yg aku xkan update dah blog ni ble kat umah, huhu..

alkisahnye, ble dah terlampau banyak topik aku kumpul, jadi malas la nak update, aci x camtu? ni pon alang2 aku datang balik ukm, ade la jugak tenet.. wuwu..

insyaAllah kalau rajin aku akan update lam masa terdekat ni, cause I swear there are too many things that are on my mind yang aku rasa aku perlu kongsi, kalau x pecah paleotak aku, huhu..

so, until the next post, I hope.. daa~

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

2009-05-03T02:28:00.000+08:00

My personal rating: 9.6

What can I say, this movie is super-duper awesome.. I never knew the beginning of X-Men and this movie definitely explain it all..

The chapter when zero and duke; the one with the gun and the sword performed was way cool.. Gambit card skill is also interesting but too bad it only appeared once in the movie, but I really2 like gambit, since the first time I knew about X-Men (video games of course)..

Nothing more to say, go see it for urself.. daa~

Meaningful Moments of UKM

2009-04-27T02:27:00.000+08:00

Time do flies very2 fast, it's hard to believe that I'm actually at my final semester, enjoying my every moments I have left, knowing that this will all end in a very2 short period of time.. Owh, this will surely give me an impact, out-of-my-imaginary-mind impact surely, because this university had surely gave me all that I could demand of out of my short life, a perfect life with perfect people..

Looking back at all the pictures I kept during my time here surely brings back memories, tears and joy I had with every person that I love, making my heart heavier and heavier with each image.. Owh, this 26.6 gigabytes frozen memories surely is something, because there's nothing that can ever replaced each one of them..

These are some moments that was so valuable I gladly shared with all of u..

Haha, mase memule masuk sni, minggu 3m, lepak2 ng each and everyone of u guys mmg sempoi abis.. Ingat lagi betape aku membenci 3m sbb kami dilayan cam bdk2 skola, last2 aku gak jd pc utk 2 taun sterusnya, haha..

Gamba ni memang aku akan ingat sampai bile2, member2 1st mase masuk sni, merangkap member2 matrik aku.. Ingat lagi mase ni encik baru beli printer, print gambo ni tampal kat board, haha..

Team bola UO mase aku first year, time ni xde men liga, men grouping pastu kalah mati, dan UO actually dapat masuk final tapi kalah ng Keris Mas 2-1.. Tapi seriusly men bola time ni mmg sgt best..

Dinner time 1st year, tp ngan tema yang membosankan, budaya, last2 pakai baju melayu je.. mase ni cam baru2 nak ngam ng dak2 ni.. best blake..

Ni time dinner PESADA, ape ek name penuh die, aku lupe ah.. time ni jugak la aku baik ng dak2 ni, ntah cane leh dilantik jadi pengarah sukan aku pon xtau, tp 1st time handle mende2 cani rase cam perit pon ade.. to still best.. hehe..

Masuk 2nd year aku jadi pc, tapi x ramai yg perasan aku ni pc, haha, biasak ah, mase ni low profile lagi, hero xleh menonjol awal2, muahaha.. mase ni paling ingat lakonan mantap yang member2 pc aku wat, mmg sure mantap.. hehe..

Fieldwork mase 2nd year utk subjek Eko Air Tawar & Samudera, fieldwork ni mmg sonok gle, but still aku x bape nak rapat ng coursemate aku except amin ng solihen, aku pon xtau knp, haha.. sampai la skrg..

Tu je la buat mase ni, kalau nak diletakkan dan diceritakan semua gamba2 yang ade lam laptop aku ni mau sampai 3 bulan, tu pon belum tentu abis lagi, haha.. nanti la aku smbung episod-episod seterusnya nanti.. to be continued..

p/s: gamba xtreme mane?? haha, sabau, yg tu special edition py.. :p

Personaliti Berdasarkan Berak..?

2009-04-21T13:59:00.000+08:00

Dikale mencari feel untuk study sistematik molekul pade esok hari (x abis2 alasan duk cari feel, haha), tetibe lak aku terfikir ttg bende ni.. mmg pelik tapi mmg benar personaliti seseorg sedikit sebanyak bleh ditentukan dengan care dieorg berak.. btul x aku cakap? meh layan dulu..

Berak senyap gle, takde bunyi2 prek-pruk-prak mahupun bunyi dentuman tahik yang jatuh ke dalam air mangkuk tandas - Seorang yang sangat cermat, kemas dan menjaga kebersihan.. juga merupakan seorang yang pemalu, pendiam tetapi tidak mementingkan diri sendiri.. Selain itu, mungkin juga seorang yang cuba untuk berak tetapi gagal setelah beberapa kali press..

Berak bising nak mati, bunyi2an prek-pruk-prak yang berleluasa diselangi dengan bunyi eraman yang nyaring beserta bunyi tahik berderai-derai jatuh ke mangkuk - Seorang yang sangat jujur dan berterus terang.. namun, sifat ego muncul dengan banyak dalam diri serta merupakan seorang yang mementingkan diri sendiri.. Selain itu, mungkin juga merupakan seorang yang berjaya berak selepas hampir sebulan sembelit..

Berak cam biasa tetapi membiarkan tahik-tahik yang dikeluarkan berkumpul terlebih dahulu sebelum dijirus sekaligus mendedahkan bau2an semerbak yang dihasilkan - Seorang yang sangat mementingkan aspek kerjasama dalam berkumpulan dengan motto diri bersatu kita teguh, bercerai kita roboh.. selain itu, mungkin juga merupakan seorang yang cuba mencipta rekod baru dengan mencipta menara taik paling tinggi dalam sejarah..

Berak cam biasa tetapi di setiap kejayaan mengeluarkan tahik disertakan dengan kepuasan seperti ahhhhhhhh! - Seorang yang mementingkan kepuasan diri dalam melakukan sesuatu pekerjaan di samping merupakan seorang yang baik hati serta amanah dalam membuat sesuatu perkara.. Mungkin juga merupakan seseorang yang sedang sakit perut yang amat sehinggakan saat berak itu dirasakan sangat berharga (nak amik gamba klu boleh)..

Berak berkecai sehingga tahik tersebar ke marate-rate tempat di sekitar mangkuk tandas, dinding malah ke siling tandas pastu x reti nak basuh - Seorang yang amat pengotor, x reti base serta mementingkan diri sendiri.. Tidak pandai bergaul serta merupakan seorang yang patut direjam.. mungkin juga seorang yang sedang cirit birit yang amat sehinggakan x sempat nak ready atas mangkuk dah terberak..

So, di manakah anda? haha, jangan malu nak mengaku kalau itu adalah diri anda, kerana sesungguhnya itulah juga tanggapan orang lain terhadap anda.. moral is, pandai berak, pandai cuci..

p/s: aku tulis sme ni bukan bermakne aku duk je lam jamban tu meneliti org berak, haha..

Bahasa Terengganu Klasik (Updated 20/4)

2009-04-18T22:01:00.000+08:00

Kadang-kadang time lepak ng member2 senegeri (Terengganu) ngan aku, terkeluar la perkataan2 Ganu yang aku sendirik pon lame x dengar.. Kadang2 smpai tergelak besar kiteorg memikirkan yg perkataan camtu wujud.. Ni aku listkan ckit antare perkataan2 yang aku sempat ingat wat mase skrg, of cos la dengan translationnya skali, haha..

Racung Kalang
Haha, dengar je pon aku dah nak tgelak.. Untuk pengetahuan, racung di sini bukan bermaksud racun dan kalang di sini mybe sesetengah org dah tau, pensel la kan.. so, secara betulnya racung kalang di sini maksudnya mengasah pensel dengan menggunakan pisau yang cam salu kite buat mase kecik2 dulu tu, haha.. kalau pakai penggorek lain, tu dipanggil ggorek..

Ebo (pronouns 'E' teleng as in Emmanuel 'E'boue)
Perkataan ni keluar time main bola kat kampung mase kecik2 dulu, mmg femes la.. Perkataan sebenar die adalah handball.. ala, bile bola terkena tang tangan tu, handball la kan? so aku rase perkataan ebo ni budak2 kecik yang ske tgk bola tersalah dengar kot, x pon sebut laju sangat, jadi la ebo, haha..

Musing Ketang
Musing yang dimaksudkan bukanlah musim dan ketang yang dimaksudkan mmg ketam (crab).. Musing kat atas ni bermaksud terpusing.. So jikalau ditranslatekan dengan skema nye, keluar la perkataan terpusing ketam.. Perkataan di dipakai dalam situasi ketika sesat terutamanya.. contoh ayat, musing ketang aku duk cari sogo, sini rupenye..

Jerba (Pronouns rough 'R')
Sesape yang bleh bajet maksud perkataan ni aku mmg respek gle ar.. (Except my fellow ganurians).. Jerba bukanlah sesuatu perkataan berbaur lucah yang digunakan untuk menyumpah2 seseorang dikala team yang kite sokong kalah lam sesuatu game bola.. Namun perkataan jerba mmg wujud di dalam permainan bola sepak itu sendiri.. haha.. saje je buat intro gimik ckit.. Actually jerba itu adalah kelakuan seorang keeper yang sedang terbang atau melayang untuk manangkap atau menepis bola.. Bak kata org kelantan, naye..

Rebih
Rebih yang dimaksudkan bukanlah remis atau rebah atau rhinocerous tetapi membawa maksud terhakis.. Aku ingat lagi time memule member2 aku ty, "rebih tu ape??", aku pon blur, xtau cane hendak ditranslatekan lam loghat normal ni, haha.. aku bantai cani, "ala, cam beting pasir kat pantai tu, ombak datang, lame2 rebih la die".. owh, terhakis rupenye.. :p

Bicut
Sesungguhnya perkataan bicut tu bukannya datang dari seekor babi yang cute mahupun pengecut, tetapi sebenarnya ia membawa maksud benjol, ish3.. Actually the correct pronounsation of the B is in a longer tone.. Bbicut, bukan bebicut, bbicut..

Tribute: Liverpool

2009-04-16T22:53:00.000+08:00

When you walk through a storm
Hold your head up high
And don't be afraid of the dark
At the end of the storm
There's a golden star (sky)
And the sweet silver song of a lark

Walk on...
Through the rain...
Walk on...
Through the rain
Walk through the wind
And your dreams be tossed and blown...

Walk on... (walk on)
Walk on... (walk on)
With hope (with hope)
In your heart...
And you'll never walk alone
You'll never walk alone.
Alone...

Walk on... (walk on)
Walk on... (walk on)
With hope (with hope)
In your heart...
And you'll never walk alone
You'll never walk alone.
Alone...

You'll never...
You'll never walk alone...

Walk on... (walk on)
Walk on... (walk on)
With hope (with hope)
In your heart...
And you'll never walk alone
You'll never walk alone.
Alone...

You'll never walk...
You'll never walk alone...

p/s: Growing up with football, it has never been a disappointment about the beauty of the game.. Football will always be my passion, my desire and my life.. My life will definitely be empty without it.. and Liverpool is always on my heart..

Losing is part of the game and it will always haunt u but the truth is with losing we can always learn and improve.. and in the end, glory is with u.. I will always believe in that..

Liverpool!! You'll Never Walk Alone!!

Felo UO Dihatiku..

2009-04-15T05:42:00.000+08:00

Felo, itulah nama atau pangkat yang diberikan kepada mereka..
Siapakah mereka??
Besar sangatkah mereka??
Tinggi benarkah kuasa mereka??

Begitulah senario yang sedang berlaku di Kolej Ungku Omar skrg..
Felo-felo yang ditugaskan untuk memantau, membantu pelajar..
Kini sedang hanyut..
Hanyut dalam kegilaan kuasa..
Hanyut dalam perasaan kebabian mereka..
Suara pelajar sudah tidak diendahkan lagi..
Kenapa??
Kerana mereka adalah... felo..??!

Aktiviti-aktiviti anjuran jaksa..
Mereka yang uruskan??!
Bukankah mereka sekadar untuk memantau dan membantu bila perlu??
Adakah disebabkan sebahagian daripada mereka merupakan bekas jaksa, mereka merasakan mereka lebih berhak untuk membuat keputusan yang betul??
Apa gunanya jaksa? kalau segala perbincangan dan keputusan perlu ikut kata felo!!?
Kalau begitu, baik ko je yang jadi jaksa..
Wahai felo yang bangsat..

Dinner UO yang disangkakan indah..
Menjadi dinner yang paling buruk, kerana felo..
Adakah tugas felo untuk menyediakan teks MC??
Adakah tugas felo untuk memilih mereka2 yang disukai mereka untuk menerima anugerah??
Apa gunanya jaksa??
Apa maknanya suara jaksa??
Mereka yang mempunyai pointer yang tinggi, tapi tidak pernah menyumbang untuk kolej, diberi anugerah siswa cemerlang??!
Haha, felo2 UO memang bijak.. Bijak seperti lembu..
Maklumlah kan, mereka mengenali hati budi setiap pelajar UO..
Mereka bergaul dengan setiap pelajar UO..
Akan tetapi mereka basuh berak dengan tangan kanan, makan dengan tangan kiri..

Kelab terbaik di KUO.. Tarian Nusantara??!
Haha, bukan berniat hendak mengecilkan..
Al-maklumlah..
Kelab Tarian Nusantara BANYAK menganjurkan program untuk warga2 UO..
Kelab Tarian Nusantara BANYAK menyumbangkan tenaga, penat lelah, kerana UO..
Kelab Tarian Nusantara BANYAK bersusah payah, demi kepentingan UO..
Malah DUA org ahli Kelab Tarian Nusantara telah mengikuti program di luar negara..
Tapi sayang, nama yang dibawa adalah Artisukma UKM, bukannya WARGA KOLEJ UNGKU OMAR..
Tahniah sekali lagi diucapkan Kelab Tarian Nusantara..
Juga kepada felo-felo UO..
Kerana menghargai setiap apa yang dilakukan oleh warga UO..
Kami betul2 terharu dengan penghargaan yang felo-felo berikan..
Cukup membanggakan..

Bakal2 jaksa sesi 2009/2010..
Berwaspadalah daripada dipijak..
Mereka ada kuasa, dan mereka tidak teragak2 untuk menggunakannya..
Tanpa mengira antara kebenaran ataupun kejahanaman..
Untuk kepentingan UO menurut mereka..
Tapi tanpa mereka sedari, mereka hanya mahu menghancurkan UO..
Menjadikan UO hancur seperti mereka..
Hanyut dalam lautan kencing mereka sendiri..

Tiada gunanya menyumbang tenaga kepada kolej..
Kerana adanya kamu..
Wahai felo-felo..

Ammar bin Osman

Fast & Furious

2009-04-03T21:27:00.000+08:00

Hooray! Finally, my 20th movie! (doesn't mean I'll stop matching movies at the cinema, haha) and it was a good one also.. Few things I would like to say to this new Fast & Furious movie.. Superb!!! Excellent!!! Spectacular!!!

My Personal Rating: 9.5

Nothing more to say, this movie is completely perfect, barely can't find any spoiler inside (nothing indeed).. The storyline was very interesting, not like any other Fast & Furious series where all ended with a race against good and bad guys.. This time its different.. (what's the difference? again, u have to see it for urself, believe me, u don't want me to spoil anything in this kind of movie)..

The casts was very solid, old time everyone's favorite casts from The Fast & The Furious (the very first episode.. Jordana Brewster, damn I love this latina, haha).. In this series, John O'connor was called back by the feds (after he was ruled out on the first series for letting Dom escapes).. This time, O'connor and Dom (still bad guy though) worked together (with different reason) in pursuing a powerful drug mob named Braga..

As a summary, this is one hell of a movie and it would be a grand total loss if u failed to watch it, haha.. Why the hell did I rated this one as 9.5, not 10.0?? Because in my personal opinion, there are movies that I like better, hee..

p/s: Jordana, marry me!! :p

Knowing

2009-04-03T03:00:00.000+08:00

Thursday evening, again I went to Alamanda Putrajaya for another action at the movie.. It makes a total of 19 movies I watched at the theater so far, in my final year of course, hehe.. This time, it's a movie entitled Knowing, starring Nicolas Cage as the main actor.. (I intended to watch Fast & Furious actually, but the tickets were sold out very2 fast, only front seats were available, damn)..

My Personal Ratings: 8.0

Well guessed what, this movie was not bad at all, very much worth for the 10 ringgit I spend, haha..

As a summary, it is a story about people hearing voices telling them bout what the future holds, and that first people, 50 years back (a little girl named lucinda) wrote back what she heard in form of numbers, many2 numbers.. and that many numbers suprisingly indicates dates of certain disasters, number of people who died or will died and location of that particular disaster from 1959 until 2009 (the end of the their world..)

It was first discovered by Nicolas Cage (how the hell did he ever thought of something like that was unknown, maybe it was written on the script, haha) that the number indicates somethings (the things that I told earlier).. and that things included disaster that had happened for the past 50 years and disaster that will eventually happen..

What I really2 amazed by this movie is on the parts where disasters happened.. It was very2 spectacular, very2 thrilled and very2 exciting.. (what are the disasters? U have to see it for urself man, I don't want to spoil any excitement, huahua)..

But what I hate is in some part of the ending.. The scenes where aliens took the chosens to somewhere safe as the world is coming to and end.. Why it always have to be aliens involved?? Its kinda shitty, really, heh..

As a whole, this movie is still worth it.. Good job..

p/s: fast & furious, here I come, muahaha..

Dragonball Evolution

2009-03-30T17:01:00.000+08:00

Dragonball was indeed my favourite anime of all time.. In fact, I grow up reading its manga until the very end.. At first when I heard they were making Dragonball live action, my mind keep thinking, would it be possible? with all the hard stuffs (Goku's hair, tail, piccolo antenna, etc)..

Well, after watching Dragonball Evolution again at Alamanda Putrajaya, here are my comments..

My personal rating: 6.5

The Pros & Cons:

There were Goku, Piccolo, Chi Chi, Bulma, Yamcha, Master Roshi BUT no Kurilin, Ten Shin Han, Bezita, Trunks, Gohan, Etc.. (So demanding, haha.. Others maybe not on the original plot but Kurilin should be)
There was the famous Kame-Hame-Ha BUT according to the original plot, Goku was able to learn that technique on the first try, not after chi chi's help.. (pervert Goku)
Goku did turned into gorilla BUT a very small one yet without his tail.. Hmm, weird..
Goku was very strong BUT his personality were very different from original.. Original Goku did not fall in love, day dreaming, romantic, wtf??! That was so not like Goku..
Goku did live in rural area BUT he goes to school??! Haha, funny one..
Master Roshi did live on an island BUT not in the middle of a city(?) island..
Piccolo was indeed green BUT he seems more robot-liked than nemeck-liked (more to Green Goblin I think)
Master Roshi was indeed a pervert, always drunk BUT not bold?
Goku's hair was indeed permanent BUT It's a little short I think..

I guessed it is very hard to create a movie just like its original but thats the very risk you have to take for an anime turned live-action movie.. Plus it was the everyone' favourite anime, Dragonball.. People will always criticize according to its anime, thats the fact..

Anyway, salute to all the people who took the risk.. Hee..

Abah...

2009-03-27T12:16:00.000+08:00

(abah, 1954-2009)

Tanggal 18 Mac 2009, 8.39 malam..
Abah pergi secara tiba-tiba meninggalkan kami buat selama-lamanya..
Seminggu sudah berlalu..
Namun rasenya seperti baru semalam..
Ammar melihat abah terbujur kaku..
Melihat Abah dimandikan..
Melihat Abah dikafankan..
Melihat Abah disembahyangkan..
Melihat Abah dikebumikan...

Abah..
Abah memang degil..
Abah x pernah mengaku yang abah sakit..
Abah x pernah mengadu yang abah sakit..
Abah x pernah tunjuk yang abah sakit..
Walaupun hakikatnya..
Jantung abah sudah pada tahap kritikal..
Tapi Ammar tahu..
Jauh di lubuk hati Abah..
Abah just xnak susahkan orang lain..

Abah..
Ammar redha dengan pemergian abah..
Namun Ammar terkilan..
Ammar ingin ajak Abah main bowling lagi,
Sebab Ammar tahu Abah suka sangat main bowling..
Ammar ingin tgk bola dengan Abah lagi,
Walaupun Abah selalu marah2 bila org main buruk..
Ammar ingin ikut Abah jalan2 umah sdare mare,
Sbb Ammar selalu xnak ikut Abah jalan2..
Ammar ingin ikut Abah pergi masjid,
Sbb Ammar selalu tolak bila Abah ajak..
Ammar ingin peluk abah,
Sbb Ammar x pernah pon nak peluk Abah..
Ammar ingin cium pipi, dahi Abah,
Sbb Ammar x pernah cium Abah.. sehinggalah Abah sudah pergi..

Abah..
X pernah Ammar luahkan..
Ammar sayang sangat kat Abah..
Dan Ammar akan sentiasa sayangkan Abah..
Sesungguhnya Abahlah,
Insan yang paling mulia pernah Ammar kenal..
Selamat tinggal Abah..
Jumpa lagi di akhir nanti..

Anak Abah,
Ammar bin Osman

My Trip Back Home

2009-03-10T19:18:00.000+08:00

This several events occurred last weekend..

Friday evening, supposedly I'm on my way home right now.. Heh.. But some unexpected (yeah right, haha) things happened that night making me & my fellow pals plan to be postponed to the next morning.. Guess we're not that ready for a 6 hours night drive, tsk..

That night, after some hanging out, bla bla bla, we decided to play some badminton (as always) at the court in front of Blok A (as always, sorry Blok A citizens for all the noises!! haha).. After a while, came a white Kancil from nowhere, stop at the sideways, "pelajar, masuk dorm, dah pukul 4 ni!".. Haha, damn securities, we barely finished our first game, my first sweat was on its way out, that was so mean.. So we pretended finish playing, settling things off.. But after they left, we started playing again, but this time in terrifying mode, haha..

"Pelajar, kan dah pesan dah tadi!", damn!! the securities were back!! plus, they were on their way to the court.. But guessed what, we managed to clear the court in 1 minute, haha, with not a single evident lefted on the crime scene, that was so damn funny, cannot imagined the look on their faces when they saw no one at the court, haha.. but still, the thrill of running away from them was so unforgetable..

The next afternoon (supposedly morning), we headed home after a very2 long sleep, haha.. On our way, after dropping wan at bentong, we clashed with a very2 terrible accident.. 2 cars lose control and crashed sideways.. From the look of both cars, no doubt they were speeding madly.. A person died from that accident.. Damn, what's wrong with our people nowadays, can't they realized the preciousness of life God gave us all?? This are some photos I was able to snap that day..

I arrived home around 9.. There's nothing much to do at home, just watching tv, sleeping.. Plus my house is in renovation, with all the drilling, hammering, the raging dust.. Urgh, can't withstand even for 2 days, can't imagine how my family was able to stand that freaking situation, haha.. Guessed patient is all we needed.. I headed back UKM on sunday afternoon, heh, bla bla bla, end of story, daa~

p/s: please value your life, remember your love ones.. I'm begging...

My Punisher

2009-02-23T18:06:00.000+08:00

Saturday afternoon, me and some of my friends went to alamanda putrajaya for some 'war zone' action at the cinema, huahua.. We went in for 5.30 pm tickets.. but what shocked me the most was most people came to the cinema to see Upin & Ipin, in fact tickets for the rest of the day (saturday) was sold out and tiket for the day after (sunday) was almost sold out too, wadda heck??! haha.. guess malaysian had finally support our local films.. :p

My personal opinion on the movie; not very interesting.. My personal rating; 6 out of 10.. Sorry any punisher fans, haha.. well, the story is kinda straight forward, killing bad peoples, vengeance of the past.. the actors are unfamous yet their acting was quite numb, that makes the movie look cheap, huhu.. the bad guy was not so powerful, but the ugliness was 10 out of 10, huahua.. there's some part in the movie that was supposed to be serious but people keep laughing, if u know what i meant..

What i enjoyed was the cruelty the punisher made.. It was totally brutal.. The punisher killed every bad guys in town brutally (eventhough their bad acts was not that bad, haha).. Sometime it seemed like the punisher was the bad one.. but unfortunately some of the scene was cut off, can't really sees the fully violent and gore that punisher made.. damn he's so cruel, haha..

but what i hated most was not on the movie.. it was a motherf&#$ing-bi%$h-sl&t-who#e-ugly-fat-woman behind us.. man, her ethical was totally out.. she kept talking and laughing and talking for the rest of the movie, never stopped for even just a second.. arghh!! i really hated when a person doesn't respect other people, we pay to see this movie u bi&%h, not to hear u blabbering with your ugly big mouth.. her stupid voice plus her stupid laugh filled every corner of the cinema, i'm very certain that every person in the cinema were hoping to kick her ugly a&#.. her thirst of attention making her look very2 stupid.. what a stupid2 woman.. heh..

The moral of this story is, please respect other people especially when you're in public places where there's other people around.. and please don't do something stupid to receive people attention, cause it will just make u look even stupider..

p/s: for the rest of the movie i was hoping that the punisher would jump off the screen to kill that hippo-woman, haha.. stupid woman!!!

My Busiest Week?!

2009-02-17T12:13:00.000+08:00

Do u guys watch scrubs? there was a word 'My' entitled on every episodes.. dats why i used them thoroughly on my entries, heh, seems kinda childish but u'll never know the beauty of it until u watch all 7 seasons of scrubs, huahua.. (the ending is kinda dissapointing though, huh)

Well back to the topic.. Last week supposed to be the busiest week of my life.. there were 2 assignments needed to be passed up, thesis project needed to be done (laboratory work), masters forms needed to be readied, broadband needed to be returned, summon needed to be cleared, and seminars needed to be attended.. fuh, just thinking of it making my heart stumbled, damn..

But guess what, only 1 of those matters had I finished, muahaha.. last wednesday i drove my TAM to leisure mall, cheras to return my broadband.. (What can i do, thats the closest maxis centre from here, damn again).. thank god i finally returned my unused-damn-broadband.. had it with me for almost 7 months without even using it even for only a kilobyte.. so, i wasted approximately RM800 on that f***ing broadband alone.. think of what u can do with RM800.. Arghhhh!!! What the hell, problem solved, dotttt...

On the other hand, i failed to enter my laboratory for my thesis project in those week, failed to pass up 1 of the assignment, failed to clear my summon, and failed to ready my masters entry forms.. far worst, i've cancelled passing up those entry forms because of buziness (as my masters lecturer asked us to start so soon, wadda hell??!).. it cost me my precious precious times as i delayed taking masters to the end of this year, huhu.. but it was slighly better than having to extend my degree, no way..

As a result of my own laziness, i definitely can't think straight for the rest of the week.. everything i do seems blurred and i can't even make a very very simple decision correctly.. Arghh.. forgot to mention i also skipped my weekend seminars, huahua, what the hell, it was as boring as hell (from what i heared from my coursemates, heh)..

From a positive site, I've got a very very wonderful gift from my lovely mum, heee.. she gaved me a canon digital ixus 85 IS.. we were supposed to split the payment but she gladly wants to pay 'em all, hehe.. that's one of the reason why i never loved anyone more than i loved my mum, ahakz.. At the end of the day, that one thing surely turn my 'hell' week upside down.. all my problems seems to be taken care of (mentally of course, haha) and my morality seems slightly better, heh.. Life is definitely a moving tyre.. :p

My Worst Enemy

2009-02-05T03:00:00.000+08:00

It's been a while since i last updated my blog.. man, i swear this semester was the busiest semester i had, with all the assignments, project paper, club, wadda hell.. thank god this was my last.. well guess what, aside from those things that i must do, come my worst and worst and worst enemy.. arghhhh!! FORGETTING THINGS!!

It's not the things that i memorized (i can memorize phase easily actually), but the things that i do.. man, for this semester only, i've left my room key inside again and again.. for so many times i've tried to broke into my own room.. tired of being mcguyver, grabbing keys from the window.. when will this end??

Latest, i left my atm card inside the card slot on the atm machine.. can you believe that?? more importantly, i thought my card was 'swallowed' by the machine, but wadda hell, it wasn't there.. guess someone or something had taken it.. man, hope my savings were safe, huhu.. now as my card is gone, i had to apply another card.. it's not as easy as it sound, there were many procedures though.. there goes my busy life, huhu..

There are many things i seldom forget instead of those 2.. i always forget to take the balance as i pay for something, i always forget where i put my stuffs, i always forget when i have to pass the assignments, i always forget to take my motorcycle's key from the motorcycle, i always forget to return stuffs i borrowed, i always forget my friend's birthday (even my best friend), i always forget promises i made, i always forget everything..

Guess my head is full of shit, haha, as my mind becomes weak and weak everyday.. i tried writing everything that i must do but again, i forget to write it, haha.. i tried eating raisins so many times but again, i forget to buy it.. guess this all had something to do with me.. god, help me make it thru..

10 Things I Loved Most..

2009-01-05T00:42:00.000+08:00

My Nokia 7610 - It has been 4 years now since i bought it, eventhough it is not in perfect shape, it still the most precious thing that i ever had, can't go out without it.. I always forgot to bring my wallet and my room key but never this one, haha..
My 501 Levi's - Lately I only weared those 2, haha, sorry my other jeans, but I really preferred the best and confortable, ngee.. Can only buy it once a year but it trully worth it..
My Compaq Presario CQ45 - My brand new laptop i somekind 'trade' it with my little sister, ahaha.. Whole lot of different from the last in fact even cooler.. hehe.. But I still missed my aCer, hope my sis will take good care of it..
My iPod Nano - A gift of a lifetime from my dad, hehe, never thought i could ever get a hand on one.. Thanks dad!!
My Converse - My favourite brand ever, latest one is my shoe, there's some part of it written Explicit Content, hehe..
My Adidas F10.9 Sala - A Girt from my lovely mum, hee.. My new futsal shoes.. Never had a chance to try it yet, still using my Adidas Questra II, ngee..
My One Piece Collection - Hoho, my favourite manga and anime ever! Had collections of all the manga and anime, so far, hehe..
My Jerseys - Eventhough my heart is only on the reds, but i still got jerseys from other team, haha.. Just happy to collect it, worth it..
My TAM3691 - sorry mate, had to put u on the ninth, hehe.. My 1st own personal transport, hehe, i promised i will always take good care of you..
My Levi's Glasses - I would say another present from my mom, hee, thanks again mom, promised will study hard, ahaks..

Missed My TAMs

2008-12-04T18:48:00.000+08:00

Lately, i've been thinking a lot about my TAMs, and God I missed them both so much..

There's nothing much about my TAM 3691, i just left it at my sister's house and just don't have the feeling to took it yet because of time and distance until it was already too late, not worth of going.. fuh.. Well after a while you start missing it, its common..

For my other TAM, my TAM 4371, my Rest In Peace TAM, it was a whole lot hell of story.. Gone forever and will always keep haunting me for the rest of my life.. If only i could turn back time, things will get different, but again, that's why it's called fate and nobody could ever run away from it.. Trusting my friend so much had nearly cost me everything, nearly took away all i ever had in my entire 20 years.. Haha, but honestly i don't blamed him all, i'm the one who asked him to drive.. Well, i believed things happened for a reason, rite??

Well, today is already about 4 month from the incident and guess what? My life is not as horrible as i ever thought it would be.. In fact, it seems lively as ever.. Hee, bet things do happened for a reason.. I never felt closer to my mom, i spend the entire break with her and that's when all the good stuff happened.. I really2 love you mommy, hehe..

Top 40 Mainstream Rock!!!

2008-12-02T01:55:00.000+08:00

This is the top 40 cooooooolest rock songs of the moment.. Believe me, no regrets of downloading, enjoy!!!

Tracklist

001 - The Offspring - You're Gonna Go Far, Kid
002 - Kings Of Leon - Sex On Fire
003 - Apocalyptica ft Adam Gontier - I Don't Care
004 - Rise Against - Re-Education (Through Labor)
005 - Weezer - Troublemaker
006 - The Killers - Human
007 - Shinedown - Second Chance
008 - Incubus - Love Hurts
009 - Metallica - The Day That Never Comes
010 - Theory Of A Deadman - Bad Girlfriend
011 - Death Cab For Cutie - Cath..
012 - Paramore - Decode
013 - Seether - Breakdown
014 - Saving Abel - Addicted
015 - The Smashing Pumpkins - G.L.O.W.
016 - Coldplay - Lost!
017 - Foo Fighters - Let It Die
018 - Staind - Believe
019 - Nickelback - Gotta Be Somebody
020 - Shiny Toy Guns - Ricochet
021 - Mudvayne - Do What You Do
022 - Anberlin - Feel Good Drag
023 - Disturbed - Indestructible
024 - Fall Out Boy - I Don't Care
025 - Saving Abel - 18 Days
026 - Guns N' Roses - Chinese Democracy
027 - ACDC - Rock N Roll Train
028 - Hoobastank - My Turn
029 - Hollywood Undead - Undead
030 - Jack's Mannequin - The Resolution
031 - The Airborne Toxic Event - Sometime Around Midnight
032 - Slipknot - Psychosocial
033 - Framing Hanley - Lollipop
034 - Oasis - The Shock Of The Lightning
035 - The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus - You Better Pray
036 - Linkin Park - Leave Out All The Rest
037 - The Ting Tings - That's Not My Name
038 - Innerpartysystem - Don't Stop
039 - MGMT - Kids
040 - Slightly Stoopid - 2 A.M.

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http://rapidshare.com/files/167114902/TOP_40_Modern_Rock_2008-11-29_-_Torrent_Tatty_Feat_Billboard__224.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/167120324/TOP_40_Modern_Rock_2008-11-29_-_Torrent_Tatty_Feat_Billboard__224.part3.rar

Please Gather Around People!!

2008-12-02T01:16:00.000+08:00

Welcome y'all to my humble blog!! Tskk.. as if someone had ever noticed it.. But still, who cares??
This isn't the 1st time i'm writing in a blog.. In fact it is my 3rd blog already, haha.. Well, if u asked me, i have this same feeling of starting things all over again, but in the end it still ends up the same way.. Never ever had crossed the finish line.. Well, again, i had this same feeling, hehe, but this time i surely hope i have the guts to stay 'in shape', hehe, if u noe what i'm saying? lalala~

Well, this time i decided to make more useful things with this whole blog thing.. Aside of mumbling, bubbling, blablabling about things, i decide to share things with y'all (if any, huahua).. Whatever things that i found interesting, music, software, movie, games, plus time and coverage, plus the 'strength', haha, i will gladly share it..

Enough blabbering already, time to get the real thing started, shall we?? :p